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[Sn4ke_911]

Reminds me of the pornstar's without make-up thread.

Like night and day.

 

[maquiladora]

looks bad

Moles do have pretty poor eyesight.

 

[Rubbish King]

Guys I think she's just high, chill

 

[Sane_Man]

I don't think she even looks that different. Looks great with or without the bangs as the picture above demonstrates.

 

[Salsa]

she looked alright with a different hairstyle in that old Offspring video tho

 

[Fantastical]

500 Bangs of Bummer

500 Bangs of Summer could be a good porn parody.

she looked alright with a different hairstyle in that old Offspring video tho

She was bangless is Elf.

 

[FunkyMunkey]

Looks kinda bad? Wtf LOL.

Please enlighten us with pics of yourself and/or your girlfriends Salsa, so we can be enlightened with what true beauty is. Since your standards appear to be unearthly.

500 Bangs of Summer could be a good porn parody.

I like this

 

[KingKong]

500 Bangs of Summer could be a good porn parody.



She was bangless is Elf.

 

[OnPoint]

Going down dat Sarah Jessica Parker path I see

 

[Salsa]

Looks kinda bad? Wtf LOL.

Please enlighten us with pics of yourself and/or your girlfriends Salsa, so we can be enlightened with what true beauty is. Since your standards appear to be unearthly.

no? im saying she looks way worse than with bangs

the only thing im comparing her to is her old self. What does that have to do with my standards

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Looks kinda bad? Wtf LOL.

Please enlighten us with pics of yourself and/or your girlfriends Salsa, so we can be enlightened with what true beauty is. Since your standards appear to be unearthly.

Zooey IS Salsa's girlfriend.

 

[Diablos]

Bangs, come back. This is unacceptable. I will not tolerate this!

 

[Pau]

Her face got skinnier. That's why I'm losing it.

Yeah, it's not the lack of bangs but this.

 

[LiK]

I dunno who that is! CLONE?

 

[EnderWiggles]

 

[JB1981]

what the hell did she have plastic surgery or something? it's not even the same person.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

and now you're telling me that is Tobey Maguire?

 

[TheMan]

seriously does not look like her, i think the photo is mislabeled on E's site.

has to be.

right?

 

[Rubbish King]

what the hell did she have plastic surgery or something? it's not even the same person.

she's had some reefa

 

[FStop7]

no bangs = no bang

when did my cleaning lady become zooey deschanel?

 

[Shadow of the BEAST]

i could never tell her and katy perry apart.

now i can.

 

[Scofield94941]

HER EYES LOOK...smaller

 

[Sanky Panky]

I'm a bangs supporter. People tell my gf she looks like Zooey, and she looks great with bangs.

I think it's some deep inner-creepdom we men have, since bangs make women look younger or more innocent.

 

[AlexMogil]

fivehead

 

[Bladenic]

She still looks fine, but I agree bangs look better for her.

 

[SolidusDave]

Ok so the right one is the only Zooey Deschanel I can recognize in this thread, old or new pics.
The other ones look like completely different persons. Apart from maybe the iris color and even that feels different in the other pics.
It's also the only one I would deem attractive/cute.

 

[Messypandas]

who the fuck is that

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

i could never tell her and katy perry apart.

now i can.

Katy Perry looks quite a bit different without makeup as well.

 

[stuminus3]

Always said she looks more like her mother than Emily does but no-one ever agrees with me because of the bangs and the eye make-up.

Here's Mary Jo Deschanel as she appeared in Twin Peaks (in 1990):

 

[Salsa]

Here's Mary Jo Deschanel as she appeared in Twin Peaks (in 1990):

Eileen is Zoey Deschanel's mother?

how did I never put 2 and 2 together

 

[Fantastical]

Here's Mary Jo Deschanel as she appeared in Twin Peaks (in 1990):

That's her mom? Mind blown.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Didn't even recognize her.

 

[thestatics]

Had zero idea that a fringe could be called "bangs"... Bizarre!

Looks completely different though - we sure it's not Renee Zellwegger??!

 

[Devolution]

what the hell did she have plastic surgery or something? it's not even the same person.

Lost weight. Look at her face compared to older pictures.

 

[FunkyMunkey]

no? im saying she looks way worse than with bangs

the only thing im comparing her to is her old self. What does that have to do with my standards

Actually you plainly stated "she looks kinda bad," and no bangs = no bang. It's right there in the OP.

She still looks like a pretty woman to me. I'm just wondering your opinion of someone not looking kinda bad. If that's bad to you, I'm assuming you're a very a dashing man yourself and have higher(than Zooey) standards, that's all!

And a slightly unflattering pic is only that. She retains the same face and looks in almost all of the other pics without bangs, but eh.

 

[WorldStar]

no thx jeff

 

[Kinyou]

Who are you and what did you do with the real Zooey?

 

[Dicer]

Doesn't even look like the same person...

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Actually you plainly stated "she looks kinda bad," and no bangs = no bang. It's right there in the OP.

She still looks like a pretty woman to me. I'm just wondering your opinion of someone not lookin kinda bad. If that's bad to you, I'm assuming you're a very a dashing man yourself and have higher(than Zooey) standards, that's all!

This is such an odd reasoning.

She looks bad without the bangs. Don't need to be Henry Cavill to say that.

Well, better said, she looks bad in those pics.

 

[Devolution]

Actually you plainly stated "she looks kinda bad," and no bangs = no bang. It's right there in the OP.

She still looks like a pretty woman to me. I'm just wondering your opinion of someone not lookin kinda bad. If that's bad to you, I'm assuming you're a very a dashing man yourself and have higher(than Zooey) standards, that's all!

Well every week or two times a week we gotta have our shit on this female celebrity thread.

This is such an odd reasoning.

She looks bad without the bangs. Don't need to be Henry Cavill to say that.

It's not really the bangs though. Her facial structure is a bit different. She's lost some fat on her face.

 

[Salsa]

Actually you plainly stated "she looks kinda bad," and no bangs = no bang. It's right there in the OP.

She still looks like a pretty woman to me. I'm just wondering your opinion of someone not lookin kinda bad. If that's bad to you, I'm assuming you're a very a dashing man yourself and have higher(than Zooey) standards, that's all!

I dont understand. Not liking how a particular woman looks doesnt automatically give me a high standard. I just dont like how she looks there.

Well every week or two times a week we gotta have our shit on this female celebrity thread.

this is also true, although it isnt reserved for just females

 

[Sober]

It also looks like a lot less eyeliner or what have you.

 

[OnPoint]

Ok so the right one is the only Zooey Deschanel I can recognize in this thread, old or new pics.
The other ones look like completely different persons. Apart from maybe the iris color and even that feels different in the other pics.
It's also the only one I would deem attractive/cute.

I agree, though I don't even find myself attracted to normal Zooey.

Anyway, this is the progression I see happening.

 

[Acorn]

Heathen

 

[Pau]

this is also true, although it isnt reserved for just females

We like to spice things up with the occasional "shit on Hugh Jackman's legs" thread.

 

[inky]

Her sister is still hotter.

Sharp

Spoiler

jawline

and all.

 

[Bomber Bob]

is zooey deyshanel a dude?

 

[JB1981]

My scientific method of putting my thumb over her forehead has concluded she just looks bad in that picture for a different reason.

hot as hell in that pic.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Her appearance has definitely changed, here's a pic from two days ago...

Age finally caught up to her? Cosmestic surgery gone awry?

 

[DigitalRicket]

That's her mom? Mind blown.

She was in Twin Peaks? Holy moly, I'm at a loss for words.