SEOUL, KOREA -- WORLD OF WARCRAFT creator Blizzard Entertainment, Inc., today unveiled plans to develop WORLD OF STARCRAFT for the PC, Xbox 1, DS, and Game.com platforms in August 2008. WORLD OF STARCRAFT, the follow up to 1998's incredibly successful STARCRAFT for PC, is a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game in the vein of WORLD OF WARCRAFT but with a new twist.
The President of South Korea, Roh Moo-hyun, could not be reached for comment. Apparently he was playing Starcraft. His aids, though, have declared a state of emergency in South Korea and have requested from the European Union and the United States $50 billion USD to repel the oncoming Zerg Rush. When questioned, one aide responded laconically: "KEKEKEKE."
Blizzard had no reply at press time for South Korea's bizarre response, though the distinct sound of cash registers could be heard on the phone with Blizzard's representatives. WORLD OF STARCRAFT is set to debut right before the world ends.