In a nutshell, something about you're willing to perform cunnlings with your sexual partner, so you should be okay with my shitty fingers.ClosingADoor said:How can anyone be against washing your hands?
In a nutshell, something about you're willing to perform cunnlings with your sexual partner, so you should be okay with my shitty fingers.ClosingADoor said:How can anyone be against washing your hands?
J-Rod said:Based on previous topics, there are a lot of gaffers passionately against hand washing after the bathroom. Might be opening a can of worms with that.
I personally find it disgusting. Just the other day a guy rinsed his right hand, the one he apparently held his dick with, under the sink for about half a second, which doesn't do crap but spread the germs around.
Carlisle said:Nothing wrecks your morning like going into your favorite stall to take your 20-minute post-coffee shit while you play on your iphone like this does.
Garryk said:This is a better shit thread than the one a couple of months ago about water splashing in your asshole.
Kinda on topic, we were doing a bid at work for automatic hand dryers, and one of the suppliers told us that those Dyson hand dryers that circulate the air are blowing fecal particles all over your hands.
Urine splatter.nVidiot_Whore said:I just wonder about your dicks...
... also..
.. I wonder why you think they are more germy then say.. anything else you would touch throughout the day?
ClosingADoor said:How can anyone be against washing your hands?
Mr. E. Yis said:You play with your iphone while taking a shit?? All the shit particles in the air are going on your phone, and then later when calling someone, you'll put your mouth against it.
Mr. E. Yis said:You play with your iphone while taking a shit?? All the shit particles in the air are going on your phone
Chinner said:this is how i poop
J-Rod said:Urine splatter.
ClosingADoor said:Are you serious? Shit particles in the air?
Even if this is remotely the case at least its my own shit and my own phone and not someone else's I'm rubbing all over my face.Mr. E. Yis said:You play with your iphone while taking a shit?? All the shit particles in the air are going on your phone, and then later when calling someone, you'll put your mouth against it. Yum. That's worse than the nasty freaks who bring laptops or NintendoDS to the toilet. Do you wash your hands afterwards? What's the point if you do??
I'm only actively shitting for about 15-20 seconds. The rest of the time I'm iPhoning in the quiet recluse of my bathroom stall. It's my own private home away from home while the rest of the world buzzes around me and about their hurried little days.Mr. E. Yis said:On a side note: Who normally takes 20 minutes to take a shit?? That's some bad bowels. I can count on one hand how many shits I took that lasted over 10 minutes in the past year. Either you're an old man with colon problems, or you're younger with a horrible diet.
kaizoku said:when I have a piss in our toilet at work, a few times I lift the lid up and there's shit UNDERNEATH the lid!!!
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK???
I keep lolling at this every time I refresh the thread and see it again.spindashing said:ASSHOLES HOW DO THEY WORK
Carlisle said:I'm only actively shitting for about 15-20 seconds. The rest of the time I'm iPhoning in the quiet recluse of my bathroom stall. It's my own private home away from home while the rest of the world buzzes around me and about their hurried little days.
MikeE21286 said:How do you even survive? This is a must basically every day for me...
You really shit your time away, eh? Get back to work.Carlisle said:Nothing wrecks your morning like going into your favorite stall to take your 20-minute post-coffee shit while you play on your iphone like this does.
nVidiot_Whore said:I work at a large company and I have the same problem.
I think it's because there are a lot of fat fucks.
I think about their asses and how exactly they'd manage to shove their dick into the bowl to not pee on themselves while still having their anus aiming into the bowl and it makes me realize how shit just get's everywhere.
I fucking HATE fat people. Seriously I imagine mowing them down with an AK or better yet stabbing them repeatedly in the face with my 7" K-BAR knife ALL the time. And I mean, constantly throughout my day I'm having thoughts of brutally murdering fat people that I see.
Vox-Pop said:I only go #2 in my own bathroom.
I figure one 20 minute bathroom break is the least I can have when the rest of the office takes at least three 15 minute smoke breaks in a day.soultron said:You really shit your time away, eh? Get back to work.
Really, you're there to work. Not spend 20-30 minutes in the toilet.
Talon- said:I refuse to shit at work.
borghe said:how appropriate (and surprised no one posted this from today)
ClosingADoor said:Are you serious? Shit particles in the air?
Carlisle said:Even if this is remotely the case at least its my own shit and my own phone and not someone else's I'm rubbing all over my face.
I completely lost it at the hadoken.borghe said:how appropriate (and surprised no one posted this from today)
I'm not disagreeing with you, but if you like your job, why not take the time that smokers are wasting to prove you're more productive?Carlisle said:I figure one 20 minute bathroom break is the least I can have when the rest of the office takes at least three 15 minute smoke breaks in a day.
Huh. You stuff an Atlantic Salmon down your trousers too huh? *Bro fist*Chinner said:this is how i poop
borghe said:how appropriate (and surprised no one posted this from today)
Chinner said:this is how i poop
Mr. E. Yis said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeAOC3A0xJ8 Mythbusters did a test on it.
It's somewhat a myth (only because fecal particles are EVERYWHERE, not just the bathroom), but it's more concentrated in a bathroom obviously.