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EmptyCanO'wupass · Mar 16, 2015

Isaac from BoI, so a small crying child.

I'd say my odds are pretty good.

Ultimadrago · Mar 16, 2015

My near-maxed Inquisitor from DA:I.

Ffffffff

No magic allowed!

Sectorseven · Mar 16, 2015

Depends if he learns my pattern.

ElectricBlanketFire · Mar 16, 2015

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Shanlei91 · Mar 16, 2015

It would probably go down awkwardly like this:

StriKeVillain · Mar 16, 2015

Guile from SSF4. Shit, I'm screwed.

Plus it was the 3DS edition so he could cut me up with his jaggies.

bomblord1 · Mar 16, 2015

Main character from DQVIII. I would beat him up while he's waiting for his turn.

Why would you do that? · Mar 16, 2015

Last game played was Smash Bros. for Wii U, but I forgot which character I played as.

Before that was Pokémon Alpha Sapphire, and I must say that I think I can take Brendan. He's like, what, a 10 year old kid? But then again, he's athletic and fearless as heck, so I don't know... I wouldn't want to mess with the guy who can bring down two organized crime circles...

D_K · Mar 16, 2015

Adam Jensen : One hit stealth KO'd

TWILT · Mar 16, 2015

Pikachu (from playing Smash 4).

The little guy is too fast and small for me to actually hit him and probably instantly kill me with a Thunderbolt, so...

Doctor Rover · Mar 16, 2015

Face it no matter how you can spin this, this isn't the CAC's you wanna fist fight.

cakely · Mar 16, 2015

Well, I'm screwed. It's Jacket from Hotline Miami.

PROh1bited · Mar 16, 2015

A Spartan? Yeah, I'm dead. One punch and I'd be finished.

IISANDERII · Mar 16, 2015

Abe Odyssey. If I can tackle him fast enough and beat his face, he won't be able to mind control me.

The_Darkest_Red · Mar 16, 2015

Tom Sawyer

I like my chances but he seems like a crafty little bastard.

Indrew · Mar 16, 2015

I think I could take the crash-test dummy from Trials Fusion.

daveo42 · Mar 16, 2015

Pokémon Shuffle main character is a kid right? I'd feel pretty bad about beating up a kid, but he's probably kick my ass if he was able to grab his pokeballs.

spookyfish · Mar 16, 2015

I would so get sucked ...

hydrophilic attack · Mar 16, 2015

Raiden in Metal Gear Rising.

Hopefully his ethical code would stop him from dismembering me utterly.

Goldenroad · Mar 16, 2015

The guy with the one-hit death punch in Hotline Miami 2...I don't think so.

Lunar15 · Mar 16, 2015

My Monster Hunter Guy is going to beat the crap out of me and then craft some armor out of my hide. Truly terrifying.

Clearos · Mar 16, 2015

Ash Warframe.........pretty much boned.

biteren · Mar 16, 2015

id be fighting the

russian boss

from Hotline Miami 2 with the lethal punches...

i think im screwed...

Herne · Mar 16, 2015

1. The last game I played was Battlefield 4, where I flew around as a jet pilot. The jet pilot would win.

2. Previous to that, I played Europa Universalis IV as the Emperor Andreas I of Byzantium. The Emperor would win.

3. Previous to that, I played Mount & Blade Warband - Napoleonic Wars, as an Austrian lancer. The lancer would win.

Raticus79 · Mar 16, 2015

Diablo III monk with exploding palm and Gungdo Gear. I am already dead. Forget fighting, I just need to run away from any crowds so that when I explode on death it doesn't hit anyone else and cause a chain reaction of body explosions that takes out the block.

sasliquid · Mar 16, 2015

The Guy from Hotline Miami? Well I guess it just comes down to whoever hits the other first but God have mercy on me if I'm the one who goes down.

KevMan1815 · Mar 16, 2015

Tyrael in Heroes of the Storm. I think I can take him.

Shmuppers · Mar 16, 2015

Yamazaki from KoF '02

My head's gonna look like a pomegranate

TheMightyJerkules · Mar 16, 2015

Party of 4 22nd level adventurers from Bravely Default. Even if I could take them on one on one I'm likely still screwed.

BosSin · Mar 16, 2015

Sebastian from evil within. Given that his punches do damn near zero damage to the enemies, I think I can take him.

Brofield · Mar 16, 2015

My own character from Monster Hunter.

I've seen his shadow boxing moves, I could probably take him on. But if he keeps his Insect Glaive I'm boned.

Xamtheking · Mar 16, 2015

Isaac from The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
I'm going to curbstomp him

Septic360 · Mar 16, 2015

Yeah Ori is gonna get knocked the fuck out.

Pisuke1983 · Mar 16, 2015

Talion from Shadow of Mordor.

Well...im screwed.

catapult37 · Mar 16, 2015

I'm not terribly concerned

DrGonzo615 · Mar 16, 2015

Crane from Dying Light.

Considering that his only melee attack without a weapon is a slow, bumbling haymaker...I think I would fair quite well actually.

baterism · Mar 16, 2015

Enrico Dandolo. Man, my mom will never forgive me for punching an old blind man, man.

RK9039 · Mar 16, 2015

A fist fight with a Viper from Elite Dangerous.

That's not going to work.

hersheyfan · Mar 16, 2015

Monkey D. Luffy.

Write my obituary now, please.

Grisby · Mar 16, 2015

Claire Redfield.

I'd never be so happy to get my ass kicked by a girl.

shiba5 · Mar 16, 2015

Ori. He's so cute!
Pretty sure I'm doomed.

hepburn3d · Mar 16, 2015

A 6ft2 Nord built like a terminator called Mrtyu-mara, roughly translating to 'Death Personified'. I'd just hope it was over quickly

Kojirospath · Mar 16, 2015

While the prospect of meeting Zhurong from Dynasty Warriors 8 in real life would be enticing, getting my ass whooped by her does not

Can I wrestle her instead? Would not come out on top but I'd still count it as a win

batman2million · Mar 16, 2015

Ori.... I'd go to jail for animal abuse.

dgco86 · Mar 16, 2015

Galahad from The Order: 1886? He seemed like a pretty tough guy.

I wonder if the beatdown will be short and end on a cliffhanger.

ElTopo · Mar 16, 2015

Little Mac and before that the dudes from Hotline Miami 2.

I'm pretty fucked.

Rezae · Mar 16, 2015

I'll promise Nep Nep some pudding to get her to back off.

U2NUMB · Mar 16, 2015

I would fuck this guy up... I feel clicking him 100 times every hour is a form of "playing as him"

ShroudOfFate · Mar 16, 2015

Shulk from Xenoblade. I feel like my chances would be okay if he didn't have the Monado, but I wouldn't stand a chance if he did.

Kor of Memory · Mar 16, 2015

I'm... not sure how I feel about this.

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