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[Lightning Count]

Max Thunder from Streets of Rage 2, I'm going to get suplexed to death.

 

[Muchacho]

Johnny Cage from MK1. Have my head sir

 

[PapaEmeritus]

Jill Valentine- I'm pretty sure I could win.

 

[artsi]

Ugh, I'm as fucked as OP.

 

[Seth Balmore]

All those crazy people in Hotline Miami 2. RIP me.

Ayup.

 

[Eusis]

But I don't want to be in a fistfight with Escha. She carries around waaaaay too many explosives.

Ayesha on my end, but yeah its either get bombed or feel like a jerk.

 

[Skirn]

Evan Wright, Hotline Miami 2.

My poor face...

 

[Nintenyearold]

That depends... Sackboy has a mean slap, but how large is he compared to a human?

 

[cyrok]

SSJ4 Vegeta in Dragon Ball Xenoverse.

I am SO dead

 

[Glass Rebel]

Samus Aran. I guess I should have stayed in that Zero Suit, I'd at least have had a chance to leave alive.

 

[Fright Zone]

Makoto Naegi from Danganronpa.

I think I got this.

 

[Rnr1224]

No way could I beat Lara croft with the amount of stuff that happens to her in tomb raider.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Fuck, Majora's Mask Link. If we're not including the ability to use masks I'd say I've got a pretty good shot.

 

[robo_qwop]

One Barry Burton haymaker to the face. Dead.

 

[Kyzer]

Lightning... Fuck

 

[Kukawaki]

OMG. Poor Isaac!

 

[The Fat Bulgarian Kid]

Oh boy. Why did i have to play Max Payne 3. Welp atleast my ass will be kicked in stylish slow mo followed by a painkiller and scotch induced monologue by Max. Eh could have been worse.

 

[georly]

My hunter from MH4U, so not too well.

 

[Lapidus' Beard]

Great, I'm getting cards thrown at my head by Ace from FF Type 0.

 

[Amahoi]

Yuu from P4G. I think my chances are pretty good so long as we are fighting outside the tv.

 

[Azzawon]

Ori. I could take her, but I don't think I have it in me...

 

[Alienous]

The dude from Dying Light's fists do, like, 0 damage.

 

[Rabbit Clock]

The son of the russian mob boss from Hotline Miami 2.

I'd have my head beat in and ripped off in less than 1 second.

 

[LDAF]

Whelp

 

[Fracas]

Vi might single-handedly be the last person I'd want to fight with.

 

[BGBW]

Piece of cake.

 

[Capra]

Diddy and Dixie Kong.

Shit, and fighting one monkey alone is bad enough. I'm fucked.

 

[iapetus]

Ed the Undying.

UNDYING!

 

[DrFunk]

A Tetromino? I'm fucked

 

[SpacedCadette]

I could never punch toad :'(

 

[Ganzlinger]

FemShep

Paragon me, please.

 

[AngelhunterUK]

Whatever his name is from Criminal Girls. That guy literally does nothing (at least not where I'm at) so I'm totally fine. Although if I had to fight the girls, they'd probably kick my arse.

 

[Tigress]

What are your chances, GAF?

Kazuma Kiryu - Yakuza 3. Someone call an ambulance, I am totally doomed.

Not good at all. It's my gta online character and she's a psychopath. Granted she's not the most effective psychopath in the game but in sure she's enough to easily take me down (I'm more like the random NPCs that run away).

 

[Gaz_RB]

I'd beat the shit out of Kid Link

 

[Übermatik]

Luna, DOTA 2

I reckon I'd have a good chance so long as she doesn't bring her mount...

 

[ChronotriggerJM]

1.) Helldivers - If we remove that Armor, I'm totally taking this dude. Liber-tea will definitely be served.

2.) Olli Olli 2 - I'm clobbering this dude. Will be a bitch to catch him though.

3.) Skyrim Female - No way I'm beating down the Dragonborn :/ I might put up a decent fight though if it comes down to just fists

 

[DLaicH]

The skater from OlliOlli 2. I feel like I could take him. Just need to throw his timing off so he does a sloppy landing and then push him off his skateboard.

 

[ShadowSoldier89]

My character from final fantasy xi, she's a 99 MNK...I'm done

 

[SpotAnime]

Sweet. I am Michael Thorton from Alpha Protocol. He is a Field Agent. I will sneak up to you and break your neck.

 

[sixteen-bit]

It would've been either Shovel Knight or Rocket Knight. Armor is hard but I would have the mobility advantage I suppose.

 

[Shredderi]

The fat guy from Hotline Miami 2. I was playing with the warrior snake mask that gives him a crazy nunchaku rush

 

[Heman]

......Lei Wulong aka Jackie Chan ....
Hope he is not in his ' I don't want trouble ' moods .

 

[JetSetRadio]

I think I can handle this.

 

[Addnan]

My Diablo 3 demon hunter. Fist fight... might be the easiest win ever. A little poke and dead.

 

[Novocaine]

Hatsune Miku.

Spoiler

She's fucked.

 

[Sebastiano]

Kratos from God of War III... and it was during the Hercules boss battle so... help!

 

[Air Holland]

Yuna. Specifically the FFX-2 version of Yuna. I'm not very strong, but I think the last dressphere I used for her was Songstress, and in this playthrough she doesn't have access to Mug yet, so I'm pretty sure she isn't capable of physically attacking me.

I wouldn't want to fight Yuna, but if this is a Violence Island-type setup where fighting is my only real option, then yeah, I'd win.

 

[BGBW]

I could never punch toad :'(

Do you think he feels the same? He'll be charging at your groin with that massive noggin of his if you try to go easy on him. It's either him or you. Take no prisoners!

 

[impirius]

If The Playroom counts, it's 50%.

If it doesn't, at least the fight against Fetch will be quick.

You Hotline Miami folks would at least have a chance to one-hit KO them, right?

 

[XavandSo]

Shun Akiyama (Yakuza 4) doesn't use his fists. Automatic win for me.