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Blablurn · Apr 7, 2016

This is the story of a guy, who matched with a girl on Tinder, made a spelling mistake, panicked, and then spent 100 days sending her panda facts.

It will warm your heart, it may break it a little, and it will teach you a heck of a lot about pandas.

The man, known only as msang12321, took to Imgur yesterday to tell his story, captioning it Im not good at talking to girls. He wasnt wrong.

His tale of woe and pandas begins thus: I matched with this girl on Christmas and then I messed up by spelling Christmas wrong. I didnt know what to do, so I panicked. I did what any sensible person would doI sent her a panda fact.

You know, he could have just followed up with *Christmas, but, sure, 100 days of panda facts makes sense.

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/07/man-m...nda-facts-for-100-days-5800588/#ixzz458oRP29F

You can find more screenshots of Panda facts at the Metro Website

lucebuce12 · Apr 7, 2016

I think the girl might be genuinely interested in him cause I don't know of anyone who would sit through a stranger sending them facts about panda for a 100 days.

Either that or she just really likes pandas.

ArtHands · Apr 7, 2016

You're just begging for an avatar quote right

DECK'ARD · Apr 7, 2016

She's very patient and understanding about it.

GeeTeeCee · Apr 7, 2016

Did he panic? Or is he just playing the long game?

JoeNut · Apr 7, 2016

Hilarious that she actually replied to these and didn't just get bored and ignore him after a while

Chariot · Apr 7, 2016

DECK'ARD said:
She's very patient and understanding about it.

Or she really is excited about Pandas. Who wouldn't?

Bboy AJ · Apr 7, 2016

Is it you, OP

Squalor · Apr 7, 2016

Never even met her. Never even asked to meet or for her number.

As lazy as a panda.

Amory · Apr 7, 2016

Trying way too hard

mariachi507 · Apr 7, 2016

ArtHands said:
You're just begging for an avatar quote right

I didn't even notice lol

FeenixRising · Apr 7, 2016

Desiigner out here ruining love lives.

FortuneFaded · Apr 7, 2016

Did you finally meet up with her in person Bla?

TangoAlphaLima · Apr 7, 2016

Another Panda fact: Not worth $95 million.

Squalor · Apr 7, 2016

FeenixRising said:
Desiigner out here ruining love lives.

Black X6, Phantom / White X6 look like a panda.

FortuneFaded said:
Did you finally meet up with her in person Bla?

Didn't even ask for her number. He just ended it after 100 days.

Aztechnology · Apr 7, 2016

Clearly he's playing the long game. Hopefully they can bear the wait.

GK86 · Apr 7, 2016

Another panda fact: pandas get more tail than him.

Saint of Killers · Apr 7, 2016

Totally understandable. Wait -- we are talking about red pandas, right?

- J - D - · Apr 7, 2016

I don't buy it.

Ran rp · Apr 7, 2016

GK86 said:
Another panda fact: pandas get more tail than him.

they got broads in atlanta

blackjaw · Apr 7, 2016

What's his GAF name?

vern · Apr 7, 2016

TangoAlphaLima said:
Another Panda fact: Not worth $95 million.

lol

Ovid · Apr 7, 2016

blackjaw said:
What's his GAF name?

It's OP

Bboy AJ · Apr 7, 2016

OP, we're gonna be rich

We know it's you, with that avatar.

Messofanego · Apr 7, 2016

Panda porn to get male's sex drive up to mate in captivity? I don't know, maybe he's just not into her.

El Topo · Apr 7, 2016

Bboy, pretty sure Bla lives in China though.

LeadenStride · Apr 7, 2016

What a heartbreaker. He just dumped her in the end.

Messofanego · Apr 7, 2016

It was never going to go anywhere, he's smart to quit because she was clearly not interested in HIM but just the pandas. He didn't even ask her out on a date to the zoo as everyone else suggested, so it comes off as a purely platonic thing.

NekoFever · Apr 7, 2016

I'm pretty sure that's Bumble, not Tinder.

RoboPlato · Apr 7, 2016

This is actually kind of cute. At least it's not the typical creepy/angry stuff we see from dating sites.

SuperSah · Apr 7, 2016

ElTorro · Apr 7, 2016

"A guy" = Blablurn.

John Kowalski · Apr 7, 2016

Did he tell her that in some zoos they use panda porn to make pandas horny and bang each other?

chaobreaker · Apr 7, 2016

lucebuce12 said:
I think the girl might be genuinely interested in him cause I don't know of anyone who would sit through a stranger sending them facts about panda for a 100 days.

Either that or she just really likes pandas.

I doubt it. All she has to do is check her notifications once a day right? Not much of a commitment to humor this guy with a one note response.

plasmawave · Apr 7, 2016

It's probably OP.

Vyer · Apr 7, 2016

Did you know pandas love cringe

Ray Wonder · Apr 7, 2016

panda
panda panda
panda

Kinda cringey though.
Like was this supposed to work out for him? I'd probably not want to be with someone that cares enough about sending a panda fact everyday for 100 days.

Ray Wonder · Apr 7, 2016

Start getting into the mating. "Pandas have trouble reproducing in captivity, unlike me"

chaobreaker · Apr 7, 2016

Ray Wonder said:
Start getting into the mating. "Pandas have trouble reproducing in captivity, unlike me"

Breh.

Squalor · Apr 7, 2016

Ray Wonder said:
Start getting into the mating. "Pandas have trouble reproducing in captivity, unlike me"

No, THAT'S cringe-worthy.

maxcriden · Apr 7, 2016

I wonder if "YEAH PANDAS!" is a Love Shuffle reference.

Dynamite Shikoku · Apr 7, 2016

Can't get enough bullshit Internet stories

Lord Panda · Apr 7, 2016

Jesus, the guy is a monster. Poor girl.

veryslowhand · Apr 7, 2016

itwasTuesday · Apr 7, 2016

Oh the pandemonium

Messofanego · Apr 7, 2016

John Kowalski said:
Did he tell her that in some zoos they use panda porn to make pandas horny and bang each other?

Yes, I mentioned it above.

Messofanego · Apr 7, 2016

Ray Wonder said:
panda
panda panda
panda

Kinda cringey though.
Like was this supposed to work out for him? I'd probably not want to be with someone that cares enough about sending a panda fact everyday for 100 days.

Ray Wonder said:
Start getting into the mating. "Pandas have trouble reproducing in captivity, unlike me"

That's next level cringe.

Chuckie · Apr 7, 2016

GK86 said:
Another panda fact: pandas get more tail than him.

True. And that is rather pathetic considering the panda's sex life.

Galang · Apr 7, 2016

I strangely find this cute over creepy. What's wrong with me lately

marrec · Apr 7, 2016

How much play would I get by sending girls Anime facts 100 days in a row?

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