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Arcipello · Aug 11, 2009

I was under the impression that the world had reached the absolute limits in sex toy inventions...apparently there is room for minimal Apple esque designs too.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=185_1249767801

thankyou Japan!

Bit-Bit · Aug 11, 2009

At first I thought it was a hidden dildo. But than it stretched. I need to see this in action.

smoothj · Aug 11, 2009

well.. time to replace my fleshlight in my glove compartment

ILOVEASIANS · Aug 11, 2009

Milk Lizard · Aug 11, 2009

Meh real boiled eggs are warm and cheaper.

X26 · Aug 11, 2009

fleshegg?

This would make a pretty good condom I'd imagine, and I'm sure the average aisan male would appreciated the extra girth

Ferrio · Aug 11, 2009

Neat an Acrylic waxer.

Arcipello · Aug 11, 2009

ILOVEASIANS said:

looks like Morgan already has one!

Stat Flow · Aug 11, 2009

r3d panda said:
well.. time to replace my fleshlight in my glove compartment

:lol

Ephemeris · Aug 11, 2009

When it stretched?

It blew my mind.

But prior to that I was thinking "wtf?"

LogicStep · Aug 11, 2009

Ephemeris said:
When it stretched?

It blew my mind.

But prior to that I was thinking "wtf?"

Yeah... That thing is crazy.

Instigator · Aug 11, 2009

Any review from sp0rks yet?

Jangaroo · Aug 11, 2009

I thought it was some kind of boiled egg container or something. That is, until it stretched. And than it clicked.

big_z · Aug 11, 2009

i can see the egg slipping out of your hand filled with man seed resulting in a sprinkler like mess to clean up.

Shorty · Aug 11, 2009

can't wait for the inevitable yoda + sex egg pics.

Rorschach · Aug 11, 2009

....am I the only one that thought this was gonna be edible and what was hidden inside was yolk*?

*not that kind of yolk, perv!

JavaMava · Aug 11, 2009

okay, where can I buy one?

KWA223 · Aug 11, 2009

You shouldn't use eggs for that D:

Max@GC · Aug 11, 2009

awesome.

Door2Dawn · Aug 11, 2009

Rorschach said:
....am I the only one that thought this was gonna be edible and what was hidden inside was yolk*?

*not that kind of yolk, perv!

you can have some of my yolk

Chromax · Aug 11, 2009

I'm ordering the whole set.

BobsRevenge · Aug 11, 2009

... dude.

Dude.

nice.

Replicant · Aug 11, 2009

:lol :lol :lol

I can't help but LOL-ing when the announcer encourages the viewer to 'enjoy' the eggs.

"Chanto fit!!" :lol

Fimbulvetr · Aug 11, 2009

KWA223 said:
You shouldn't use eggs for that D:

You just know there's a boiled egg fetish somewhere.

ant_ · Aug 11, 2009

Fimbulvetr said:
You just know there's a boiled egg fetish somewhere.

Rule 34

Pho Antagonist · Aug 11, 2009

1 dozen jumbo please.

MNC · Aug 11, 2009

How do you like them eggs.

RurouniZel · Aug 11, 2009

Oh Japan, is there a sex toy you WON'T invent?? :lol

adamsappel · Aug 11, 2009

I know what I'm requesting for the next Candy Swap!

Mirimar · Aug 11, 2009

For anyone interested in buying, here ya go

About $3.75 each roughly, or less if you buy a lot.
http://tinyurl.com/lno9gx
So, who will jump in?

UFRA · Aug 11, 2009

Whoa...

..
.

.. . . .

radios shipping overview · Aug 11, 2009

Why does the announcer have an American accent?

Ecto311 · Aug 11, 2009

Does amazon carry this?

Jet Grind Radio! · Aug 11, 2009

Eh, I'd try one given the chance.

Bam Bam Baklava · Aug 11, 2009

Mirimar · Aug 11, 2009

Ecto311 said:
Does amazon carry this?[/QUOTE]
They do! Click on the Tinyurl link I posted above.
They're called Tenga Eggs and come in a variety of forms..apparently
TENGA EGG CLICKER
TENGA EGG WAVY
TENGA EGG TWISTER
TENGA EGG SILKY

J-Roderton · Aug 11, 2009

So what are they?

MNC · Aug 11, 2009

MiDNiGHTS said:

Holy fuck.

ZoddGutts · Aug 11, 2009

RurouniZel said:
Oh Japan, is there a sex toy you WON'T invent?? :lol

Their mousepads are more awesome then ours:

http://www.blogcatalog.com/blog/cartoon-leap/ca368f9fbc35f652c9b7fe66ca666e20

RurouniZel · Aug 11, 2009

ZoddGutts said:
Their mousepads are more awesome then ours:

http://www.blogcatalog.com/blog/cartoon-leap/ca368f9fbc35f652c9b7fe66ca666e20

I've seen those types of mouse pads but still... wow, they never cease to amaze me.

BitchTits · Aug 11, 2009

MiDNiGHTS said:

:lol

ant_ · Aug 11, 2009

:lol :lol :lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghEfxTKmZKU

vas_a_morir · Aug 11, 2009

Damn. Whoa.

FromTheFuture · Aug 11, 2009

I don't know, doesn't that seem like it would hurt? I imagine you'd need a decent amount of pressure for the thing to actually stretch..

Phobophile · Aug 11, 2009

FromTheFuture said:
I don't know, doesn't that seem like it would hurt? I imagine you'd need a decent amount of pressure for the thing to actually stretch..

Dude it's a boner not a raw egg.

ant_ · Aug 11, 2009

FromTheFuture said:
I don't know, doesn't that seem like it would hurt? I imagine you'd need a decent amount of pressure for the thing to actually stretch..

Watch this video and have your fears vanquished.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghEfxTKmZKU

Jangaroo · Aug 11, 2009

Phobophile said:
Dude it's a boner not a raw egg.

When you say it that way, I have a sudden urge to go boil some eggs now.

FromTheFuture · Aug 11, 2009

Phobophile said:
Dude it's a boner not a raw egg.

I don't know, if you want to stretch it at all i feel like it would hurt the tip. But i don't own the thing, so i really dont know.

Stinkles · Aug 11, 2009

but wat if fertilize then can rubber chicken maek?

batbeg · Aug 11, 2009

Mirimar said:
For anyone interested in buying, here ya go
About $3.75 each roughly, or less if you buy a lot.
http://tinyurl.com/lno9gx
So, who will jump in?

Does Amazon ship internationally? I'm trying to buy some just because it looks fucking crazy, but I can't figure out how to operate through all the moonspeak. I don't want to bother only to find out they don't ship to the UK.

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