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shinobi602 · Oct 7, 2013

It's a work of art.

maplelord93 said:
HERE WE GO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyXjfLpD4Zk

DR2K · Oct 7, 2013

That's not a ps4

soul creator · Oct 7, 2013

repost from other thread:

"one of the fastest xboxes so far"

16-core, dual GPU model confirmed

Bgamer90 · Oct 7, 2013

The audio alongside the conversation between the both of them is very "late '90s".

maplelord93 · Oct 7, 2013

it is a work of art, now its going to get a bunch of dislikes from lurkers.

Salvor.Hardin · Oct 7, 2013

Pretty funny but it's obviously targeted at kids.

ChosenPredator · Oct 7, 2013

maplelord93 said:
it is a work of art, now its going to get a bunch of dislikes from lurkers.

yup lol

Wario64 · Oct 7, 2013

Doesn't even mention the new triggers. lol

"one of the fastest xboxes"

GEE I hope so

"Xbox Marketplace"

juicyfruitas · Oct 7, 2013

so tubular

cyberheater · Oct 7, 2013

DR2K said:
That's not a ps4

Thank god.

kingocfs · Oct 7, 2013

Mike is such a NERD

LuuKyK · Oct 7, 2013

The delivery from the "presenters" is really something else.

It is a Toys R Us commercial though, so maybe it will work for the audience they are targeting? Its still kind of cringeworthy.

Mpl90 · Oct 7, 2013

moochu2 5 secondi fa
amir0x is straight

No YouTube gaming video comes wihout people calling amir0x :lol

mangochutney · Oct 7, 2013

Xbox One can be used 'just in general' confirmed.

PodcastFips · Oct 7, 2013

He forgot to mention it's a 4k rated HDMI cable. Nelson did better.

RedNumberFive · Oct 7, 2013

Oh dear...

Neolith · Oct 7, 2013

juicyfruitas said:
so tubular

"absolutely beast"

KillGore · Oct 7, 2013

This is so cringeworthy. I almost couldn't finish it.

artist · Oct 7, 2013

DR2K said:
That's not a ps4

Thank god.

Uno Venova · Oct 7, 2013

it's all that and a bag a chips

Ricerocket · Oct 7, 2013

This made me lol hard.

Cidd · Oct 7, 2013

uhg..

Takao · Oct 7, 2013

I like how Mike blurts out "awesome" when the other guy goes into a handshake.

Snookie · Oct 7, 2013

I would like the fastest xbox available please

Milennia · Oct 7, 2013

" as you can see, its alot lighter."

" its got an 8 core processor that makes it one of the fastest xboxes ever"

Coxy · Oct 7, 2013

Bgamer90 said:
The audio alongside the conversation between the both of them is very "late '90s".

exactly what I thought too

painfully awkward how they're reading off lines microsoft wanted them to

OverBlood 3 · Oct 7, 2013

Sweet lookin' headset.

Busty · Oct 7, 2013

The Toys R' Us Toy Channel?

Are they the ones airing Masters Of Sex?

Salex_ · Oct 7, 2013

lol @ highlighting lococycle. If it wasn't in this video I would have thought it was a PS2 game.

szaromir · Oct 7, 2013

I'm not sure I'd use LocoCycle footage to showcase the system

Raist · Oct 7, 2013

Ian : This whole thing looks like a... huh... absolute beast?

Michael: I know, right! It's bigger than my torso.

JPeeples83 · Oct 7, 2013

What a TOTALLY AWESOME video. To the max of extreme!

Seriously though, for a glorified ad put out by TRU, that actually did do a fair job of telling you what the system did and what would be available for it.

Saint of Killers · Oct 7, 2013

Sweets.

Metalmurphy · Oct 7, 2013

As you can see it's alot lighter.

facepalm

The Smoking Bun · Oct 7, 2013

Alright NeoGAF, since you guys are apparently descended from the cast of Mad Men and have extensive marketing knowledge. Write a better Toys'R'Us commercial!

RedNumberFive · Oct 7, 2013

Metalmurphy said:
As you can see it's alot lighter.

facepalm

All those clouds.

G-Fex · Oct 7, 2013

What are these? A pair of fetuses?

I can still see their umbilical cord attached.

Sword Of Doom · Oct 7, 2013

DR2K said:
That's not a ps4

It sure isn't

Mully · Oct 7, 2013

"As you can see, it's lighter."

No Mike, I can't fucking see.

Stat Flow · Oct 7, 2013

HDMI cable that is too cool and easy, that's amazing.

But the headset is super sweet.

DMczaf · Oct 7, 2013

soul creator said:
"one of the fastest xboxes so far"

B.O.O.M · Oct 7, 2013

So cheesy "that's so cool man"

"So I heard the mic is improved too. It can actually recognize you?" "well yeah it 'sees' you and can recognize you" "so cool"

BUT I guess this might effective against the target audience (kids, parents etc)

Bad_Boy · Oct 7, 2013

10 bucks says the curly haired kid will be a stoner in college.

Deleted member 20415 · Oct 7, 2013

Look at Klepek, whoring it up.

RedNumberFive · Oct 7, 2013

The Smoking Bun said:
Alright NeoGAF, since you guys are apparently descended from the cast of Mad Men and have extensive marketing knowledge. Write a better Toys'R'Us commercial!

It's not my job to fix their horrible marketing and PR.

FullMetaltech · Oct 7, 2013

They forgot to mention the brickafter you open it up as well and i cringed when i saw the 6 and up logo.

T.O.P · Oct 7, 2013

birdhammer said:
"As you can see, it's lighter."

No Mike, I can't fucking see.

lmao ahah

Murrah · Oct 7, 2013

Whenever I think I've seen so many cringe-worthy videos that I can watch anything a new challenger comes along. This was like those Nintendo Power VHS tapes minus any of the campy fun

But whatever, if I was the target demographic I'm sure this would get me pretty hyped

Sethos · Oct 7, 2013

Oh god, I sprained my neck from cringing

Milennia · Oct 7, 2013

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