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[Truespeed]

Why is GeoHot demoing an Xbox One?

 

[phosphor112]

Look at Klepek, whoring it up.

I'm dying.

 

[UNCMark]

Totally a supersweet ad that's both cool and rad and one of the best Toys R Us Xbox One ads to date.

 

[Wario64]

 

[geebee]

A super sweet headset to act like a little shit on Xbox LIVE!

 

[Busty]

Finally. We can cast Milhouse in the live action Simpsons film.

 

[level44]

That was hard to watch. Cringe.

 

[maplelord93]

off topic but this is interesting

http://www.dualshockers.com/2013/10...sting-ips-across-many-platforms-and-channels/

 

[Speevy]

Has anyone found out for sure which stores are getting kiosks and when?

I'd like to try out either the PS4 or XB1.

 

[Alienous]

You're going to have to sell harder.

 

[beast786]

it is a work of art, now its going to get a bunch of dislikes from lurkers.

Already 3:1 with dislike advantage. People have spoken

 

[Milennia]

Kids first handshake.

 

[MaulerX]

I'm not sure I'd use LocoCycle footage to showcase the system

An ad directed at kids and parents. I would imagine it would have already been on Fox 5 it they included footage of Ryse.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Hey, a good XBone news thre....

Nevermind.

 

[Sloane_Ranger]

Confused now .... did he say lighter with the power brick, or without? Have to watch again.

 

[Caode]

So that's what Louis Stevens is up to these days.

 

[Lucent]

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Toys 'R' Us prevents wars.

Yeah that music and the way it was presented was kinda cringe-worthy. But it's Toys 'R' Us. They're basically kid-focused. And this didn't help either.

I think it was kinda funny how he was like "can you tell me a bit about the specs" and the only thing he really told him about was the processor. Then he glossed over the detail about needing gold to use netflix and such. I guess the point of this was just to get the console seen. Parents only need to know it plays games.

I wish when the guy asked how the controller felt that the kid would've handed the controller to him like "why don't you see for yourself".

And I'm still contemplating on whether I'm getting this or the PS4 first. So torn. I have been leaning PS4 the whole time, but I kinda want DR3 and the day one controller. And if I can get into the Project Spark beta that'd be even better. I guess I'll see how I feel after I test the X1 at one of the tour truck locations.

 

[Fried Food]

"Thats just too cool and easy"

Beautiful

 

[Hydrargyrus]

uuuuhhh... awesome... uhhh... cool... uuuhhh... nice... uuuhh... awesome (again)... uuuuh... amazing...


God, it's like to have an overdose of mountain dew with doritos nacho cheese

 

[alr1ght]

Look at Klepek, whoring it up.

 

[Zincalloy]

Wow. I know what I'm NOT buying this holiday season - sorry Microsoft.
I refuse to buy your console that comes with controllers with battery packs. What is this 2003?

 

[R3TRODYCE]

He reminds me of Shia in Holes.

 

[LycanXIII]

Does the average Toys R' Us consumer care about the specs?

 

[The Smoking Bun]

Ages 6 and up.

Obviously because it's a kids toy.
The PS4 on the other hand is a NASA supercomputer meant for research that was reverse engineered by Sony to create a Holodeck style simulation system that projects onto your television screen. Only Oscar worthy content meany for auteurs and artists on the PS4!

 

[JABEE]

Reminds me of those stupid GameStop catalog captions from 2005.

 

[SHIT]

lol at ages 6 and up
its 500$ plus tax

get the kids a nerf gun
and they'll have more fun

 

[Vlade]

I actually watched it wanting to mock it, but they really took the sport out of that.

 

[chickdigger802]

does Toys R Us sell mrated games?

 

[Loxley]

Someone get Klepek an appropriately-sized shirt.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Where did they find that toys r us guy?

Other guy could've said it came with a power cable and he'd be impressed

 

[CosmicQueso]

As you can see it's alot lighter.

facepalm

My jaw dropped on that one. "Amazing. Sweet. Amazing. That's too cool."

 

[Gestault]

.

 

[evilromero]

A system made to play games doesn't feature any games in the ad. Ok. Exciting.

 

[Milennia]

Obviously because it's a kids toy.
The PS4 on the other hand is a NASA supercomputer meant for research that was reverse engineered by Sony to create a Holodeck style simulation system that projects onto your television screen. Only Oscar worthy content meany for auteurs and artists on the PS4!

4 stacked on top of eachother , age requirement is 45 and up with a degree in physiology.

 

[Gamerloid]

I'm not a fan of the font used for Xbox One. Just use the official one...

does Toys R Us sell mrated games?

Good question. I haven't been there in so long I don't even know.

 

[beast786]

All you guys are mean.

That is all.

 

[statham]

does Toys R Us sell mrated games?

of course.

 

[Milennia]

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whelp, saving this for VGAs.

 

[Wario64]

does Toys R Us sell mrated games?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=679913

 

[flyinpiranha]

Haha, that's cringeworthy*

*The attitude that people in this thread have towards TRU commercial obviously aimed towards kids, not the actual video.

 

[Lucent]

I'm not a fan of the font used for Xbox One. Just use the official one...

Yeah I was gonna mention that, too. Toys 'R' Us's font is so bad. It turns anything it's used for into a toy.

 

[3rdamention]

I'm not sure I'd use LocoCycle footage to showcase the system

Plus, it was awful, compressed low res footage. Didn't do LocoCycle any favors, that is for sure.


Also, 25 Likes, 94 Dislikes. Honestly, I bet even people intending to buy an Xbox One voted down this one. That video is awful.

 

[Aselith]

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His dead eyes watch over all of us.

 

[RE_Player]

They could of at least plugged the fucking thing in. What a waste of time.

 

[graboids]

is that Don Mattrick's son?

 

[railGUN]

Michael's high as fuck.

I can tell from the pixels, and from being high as fuck all the time.

 

[Busty]

All you guys are mean.

That is all.

Mean? You think this is mean?

*takes draw on cigarette*

Baby you ain't seen nothing yet.

 

[Wario64]

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

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Oh god I'm dying. hahahahhaa

 

[Vlade]

Haha, that's cringeworthy*

*The attitude that people in this thread have towards TRU commercial obviously aimed towards kids, not the actual video.

In what good ad would a representative proclaim to know little about the product?

Some things are bad.