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[Alcoholikaust]

Holy Christ that alone makes me want to cancel

 

[Quadraphonic]

"One of the fastest xboxes out there"

I sure hope so.

You can tell how quiet he is when he says that, that he's fucking embarrassed to say that.

 

[New002]

Rad.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

" as you can see, its alot lighter."

This amused me as well.

 

[ironcreed]

You heard it there first, guys. Every gaming console is an Xbox.

 

[G-Fex]

Now we know the X-box One is a baby console

 

[C-DubSP]

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid.

 

[Vashetti]

.

This is a work of art.

 

[TheJollyCorner]

lol some of the comments:

Oooh right, because Playstation doesn't have it's share of neckbearded mouth breathing birdchests right?

birdchests... hahahaha wut

 

[SPDIF]

Dude's wearing a red shirt with a backwards 'R' on it. I smell commie.

Sorry "comrade", but your video gets the thumbs down from me.

Literally. I hit the dislike button on Youtube for a laugh. lol

I guess you're not the only one.

Before the GAF thread:

After the GAF thread:

At least they gained a subscriber.

 

[Xanadu]

lol what the fuck is this

 

[Kerned]

I like to think that Mike is actually a very young looking 32 year old actor.

 

[bluehat9]

Well, at least I learned that xbox is for ages 6 and up.

 

[Schrade]

I like how they don't list or show the power brick.

 

[Dude Abides]

Wait I thought Kinect was built in this time. Or is that thing on top something else?

 

[ironcreed]

I like to think that Mike is actually a very young looking 32 year old actor.

 

[akaoni]

8 core processor, just ONE of the fastest xboxes so far.

 

[JB1981]

People actually use this as a consumer guide?

Mike needs to eat a cheeseburger

 

[Dibbz]

"It's almost like it's an All in One Entertainment System™"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[And_Boy]

Damn.One of the fastest Xboxes so far, comes with an HDMI cable, lighter and smoother controller, voice commands, camera that recognizes you, LocoCycle on Day One... an all around "absolute beast".
Where have you been all my life

That's a positive way to start a week

Sweet lookin' headset.

"As you can see, it's lighter."

No Mike, I can't fucking see.

"Thats just too cool and easy"

Beautiful

"and that headset does look super sweet"

That was a great demo.

 

[Milennia]

I like how they don't list or show the power brick.

Its a seperate sku.

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

I was particularly impressed by the fact that it had an "8 core processor, making it one of the fastest xboxes so far".

This line is actually genius because it targets all the adults who think every game system is an "xbox."

Spoiler

it's dumb

 

[chugen]

Wait I thought Kinect was built in this time. Or is that thing on top something else?

wat

 

[WrenchNinja]

When did Patrick Klepek start working for Toys R Us?

 

[Globox_82]

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O M G lol

 

[Trevelyon]

Tots xbo-dacious broski fo cereally preords 2dai.

 

[DashReindeer]

I love how the dude says you can go to the marketplace to get the games instead of saying which ones will be available at Toys R' Us. I can't imagine they're too stoked on that, but I guess they just went with it.

 

[Mesoian]

The audio alongside the conversation between the both of them is very "late '90s".

That's Toys'R'Us's marketing department in a nutshell. They're closing stores all the time for a reason, and it ain't because kids aren't buying toys anymore.

 

[Moonstone]

I was like

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

Wait I thought Kinect was built in this time. Or is that thing on top something else?

Building it into the unit would severely limit the possibilities for placement in a home entertainment center. That camera has to get a good view of everyone consuming so MS can get that tasty marketing data.

 

[Wynnebeck]

lol some of the comments:



birdchests... hahahaha wut

YOOOOOO I haven't heard birdchest in a minute lol

 

[Gamerloid]

I guess you're not the only one.

Before the GAF thread:

After the GAF thread:

At least they gained a subscriber.

Geez, it didn't deserve that. It's a Toys R' Us commercial after all, which isn't supposed to appeal to the likes of us.

 

[Snake29]

Awesome, Nice, Sweet, typical american bullshit talk.

16 year old kids console confirmed!

 

[Mikey Jr.]

Like 44 Dislike 227

lol

 

[Busty]

I made the age old mistake of browsing through the Youtube comments for that video and now my mind is in a stare of disarray.

Sonyggers go home.

Paid Sony shills from SonyGAF all over this. Pathetic.

And perhaps the most baffling of all...,

feminism does NOT have a role in gaming and anita is a con artist.

 

[illmatic19]

Holy shit at the amount of dislikes compared to likes on that video.

 

[Ricker]

''It's sooo easy'' ...for a Toy's R Us commercial ,it's ok.

 

[RoKKeR]

Dat intro music. lol

 

[SeanR1221]

lol some of the comments:



birdchests... hahahaha wut

Had to look it up. Seems it's a term for non muscular males. I'll have to use it in the next muscle shaming thread on Gaf

 

[Dude Abides]

Building it into the unit would severely limit the possibilities for placement in a home entertainment center. That camera has to get a good view of everyone consuming so MS can get that tasty marketing data.

Got it. I haven't been following the Xbone news all that closely the past few months.

 

[ironcreed]

The unwashed masses will still buy this thing in droves and will love that it has a camera that recognizes them. They will be totally oblivious to the data mining purpose behind it and will not have a care in the world. They will just think it is a trendy and hip device.

"In a broader set of community, people don't pay attention to a lot of the details," said Mehdi. "We've seen it in the research, we've seen it in a lot of the data points."

Microsoft is counting on it.

 

[Prince Vultan]

I made the age old mistake of browsing through the Youtube comments for that video and now my mind is in a stare of disarray.





And perhaps the most baffling of all...,

Aw... I thought this was a laugh, but that first comment you quoted is genuinely vile

This just stopped being funny for me.

 

[MormaPope]

Geez, it didn't deserve that. It's a Toys R' Us commercial after all, which isn't supposed to appeal to the likes of us.

What does this mean? A shitty commercial is a shitty commercial, the uploader should disable voting or comments if they can't handle random internet goers. The video isn't owed positive reinforcement.

 

[2real4tv]

Has their been any info regarding cost of PSN plus or XBL for next gen consoles? Being so close to release I would like to know this info.

edit: wrong thread

 

[maverick40]

Pre-order cancelled.

 

[ArkkAngel007]

Ugh, I didn't realize that they had a channel that popped out videos so similar to the training vids you have to be tested over each month as an employee there.

 

[alr1ght]

Has their been any info regarding cost of PSN plus or XBL for next gen consoles? Being so close to release I would like to know this info.

They will both transfer over.

$50 PS+
$60 XBL

 

[Tsundere]

I made the age old mistake of browsing through the Youtube comments for that video and now my mind is in a stare of disarray.





And perhaps the most baffling of all...,

That's pathetic.

 

[UNCMark]

Has their been any info regarding cost of PSN plus or XBL for next gen consoles? Being so close to release I would like to know this info.

edit: wrong thread

Buy PSN+ from Sony now (before October 29th) and they'll give you 10 dollars in PSN credit.

 

[Scooby]

MS can't catch a break lol