Anton Sugar
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Guys, I'm hype 
Am I going to hell?
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Am I going to hell?
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The Onion
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) | OT | Hey Dude, This Is NO Cartoon
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Guys, I'm hype
Am I going to hell?
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The Onion
I've already watched this 3 times.
Doubt I'll see anything funnier for weeks.
What is this? This is so stupid. This is so ridiculous. This is so...great?
TheSadRanger
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Guys, I'm hype
Am I going to hell?
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The Onion
I'm starting to feel the same way lol. It's like "the gaffer in me says nay!!" but the fun person says "yay!"
btw do not watch the 3rd trailer for this film, it basically spoils the shit out of everything it looks like.
CassidyIzABeast
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Dude has been reaching with the complaints for a while now. I finally unsubbed a few weeks ago.
Anton Sugar
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CinemaSins fucking sucks.
I feel like some of the early ones actually pointed out actual plotholes/stupidity, but now its just a platform for his shitty brand of comedy. Could be wrong, though--maybe they've all been shitty.
Lord British
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I'm a pretty big fan of CinemaSins, but they haven't been grabbing me as much lately. Except the amazing Transformers ones.
Delta Assault
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It's basically a film version of what Yahtzee's been doing with video games for ages.
DonasaurusRex
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those turtles...are Big..as SHIT omg they are going to destroy the foot clan...before they would just beat them up. What are the odds of krang showing up? Shredder is going to get his ass beat look at Raph DAMN.
Have you seen Shredder? He's like Megatron on steroids. Raph ain't got shit on him
Tizoc
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That is so awesome it'd make me watch the movie, but I'm still hesitant about it. That'd be a kickass scene though.
EDIT: OK NVM this trailer sold me, day 1, but it seems they made the Turtles err 'black' (no offense intended)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi-_-SFcqWE&feature=youtu.be
Stiflers Mom
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What's up with people hating on Megan Fox here?
She looks gorgeous as ever in this movie imo...
She looks gorgeous as ever in this movie imo...
If this were a porn clip, everybody would be OK with Megan being the way she is.
But this is a proper movie. And unfortunately Megan brings her trademark wet rag acting skills. Her plump bits don't compensate for her drab and awful acting.
gutter_trash
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What a bunch of dorks
Says the guy with 59K posts on an Internet forum
I think the movie is shaping up to be awesome. Easily better than 2/3 and possibly better than the first movie.
I didn't mean it in a bad way obviously.
The more footage I see, the more fun it looks. I'll probably check this out in theaters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi-_-SFcqWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi-_-SFcqWE
Holy overdose of trailers and spots !
A skilled person can probably edit a 1:30:00 movie with all those clips
Seriously, i feel like i've seen the whole movie now.
i've been on blackout. I was looking on youtube and saw a link to "TV Spot #15"
yeah... why would I do this to myself. I'm tired of seeing bits here and there.
I'm done until the film is out.
I really should have stopped watching them after the last full trailer, that was more than enough to wet my appetite.
MoonsaultSlayer
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Holy overdose of trailers and spots !
A skilled person can probably edit a 1:30:00 movie with all those clips
Just think, there's the whole origin of the ooze and turtles and junk that needs exposition in the film... we haven't seen that yet.
But have you seen the turnaround? These spots are doing great work. I sense crows becoming endangered soon.
I'm gonna need this explained, this isn't the first place on the net I've seen that expressed (although much more crudely elsewhere).
Eppy Thatcher
God's had his chance.
God help me... i'm gonna see this movie.
Please please please please pleeeeaaaaase make Mikey the wrecking machine he can be. Kid is all about the laughs till you get him serious. You foots won't like Mikey when he's serious.
Also wait: Is Mikey being voiced by Mickey from Shameless???? ....
Please please please please pleeeeaaaaase make Mikey the wrecking machine he can be. Kid is all about the laughs till you get him serious. You foots won't like Mikey when he's serious.
Also wait: Is Mikey being voiced by Mickey from Shameless???? ....
MisterHero
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is it me or did fix they fix the noses and made them less prominent?
they looked pretty good in the tv spots!
they looked pretty good in the tv spots!
Bobby_Sullivan
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I don't expect anything from the TMNT movie. I'm going to watch it, probably opening night, but I expect absolutely nothing from that film. They could turn down the lights and show me a black screen for two hours and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. Fuck Michael Bay.
MoonsaultSlayer
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Thankfully his involvement is not unlike Spielberg's for Transformers. Those are Spielberg films right? smh
MoonsaultSlayer
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Because they're "street" and rap music is played thus "they're black, no offense lol". Even my dad questioned why they had to be "all rap and not rock" when I was showing him and my son the newest trailer and tv spots. As a fan of rock, this movie being hip hop doesn't bother me in the slighest since kung fu and hip hop have gone together well for a long time. I even prefer the new nick intro to the old and that's even including my favorite band's cover of it (Horse the Band).
Ravijn
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DonasaurusRex
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...now ..i knew it wansn't real...but some of the worst? I better go get an eye exam...
Inferno313
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True, but the actual director, Jonathan Liebsman doesn't have the best track record either... http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/jonathan_liebesman/
DonasaurusRex
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There's 4 damn turtles he's fuckin done, look at them! They don't even need martial arts just push someone in the chest and their teeth will click together as they fall over.
Donatello is the only some what slim one, Michaelangel's delts look like a football....they're supposed to be teenagers, damn...I see in the trailer people are getting kicked across the room and crumpled up like loose leaf, fuckin up hummers , crackin concrete..damn.
Shredder gonna get his ass beeeeeeaat, just like the comic one did.
cj_iwakura
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The 1990 film is about to get a lot more popular, I hope. OP should show it some love, it's still the most faithful version. Nice and gritty.
MoonsaultSlayer
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Well thankfully he's making a cg X live action adaption of a toy commercial and not a Schindler's List remake. I've already laughed and got chills from the comedy and action scenes so the movie looks to be doing its job. I don't need deep drama or characterization here.
This movie is going to me amazing. I can't stop watching the tv spots. And I just bought my son the basic line of movie figures and they look much better outside of the packaging in more natural poses.
That's an amazing track record. He even did a direct to dvd movie. :lol
His movies aren't even that successful at the box office. Michael Bay must be his buddy or something.
I can't accept that version due to them not being aliens.
condompickle
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where's the rat? i too once had a family danny.
Solid SOAP
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This looks like garbage in the best possible way.
? He's more agile and faster than the other turtles, but he can't dish it out as hard.
Unless he has plot armor or the offense equivalent, of course.
http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/quick-look-tmnt-training-lair/2300-9264/
Now you can experience what it really is like to be a ninja turtle!
Now you can experience what it really is like to be a ninja turtle!
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