There is nothing convoluted. You are literally just making shit up as a possible excuse.
There is not a single thing you said that can either be confidentially logically deduced or has supporting evidence for it.
And your initial excuse was directed at three separate posters who claimed this as an indicator of patch parity.
Of course there was logic behind it, you just chose to ignore it. It's the biggest patch to date, and not just by a small difference. It's
huge. Different platforms have been having different issues, right? The PS4 had the double buffering issue that is not present on the Xbox One and PC, right? This means more time need to test all the new implementations. Huge patch also means more time and more people working on it, and naturally more testing and QA required.
It's clear that you are choosing to see things from a negative perspective, so this is my final comment to you. And just because I am questioning their work ethic and not immediately agreeing with you that the patch parity exists does not mean that I disregard the patch parity matter in the same way you seem to disregard other possibilities.