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[E92 M3]

No, he didn't....

 

[_Nemo]

We are in the break room talking about the NFL games yesterday. My supervisor poured himself some coffee and my co-worker put out his cup, and dude just walked right by him. His face went from shock to sadness to anger. I stated laughing my ass off. I had legit tears in my eyes. What made it funny is my supervisor didn’t do it on purpose.

I must say there is a lot of fuckery that happens at my work place.

#Owned #Roasted #Deepfried #LeftBehind

 

[ryseing]

/r/madlads for more truly crazy stories.

 

[Aselith]

Oh supervisor-chan, you absolute madman!

 

[Discotheque]

We mad, boyos

lmao shit man can't believe he got the sex number on his receipt. you'd think the computers would skip that.

 

[Aselith]

 

[Korey]

Posting in a legendary thread!

 

[thoseAREmySHOES]

amazing office story!

This is what I was hoping to see

 

[One Eyed Willy]

Was there a laugh track?

I can picture this.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I ran here as soon as I heard there was an insane owning

 

[Aselith]

I ran here as soon as I heard there was an insane owning

Shit is straight brute, fam

 

[andrerobot]

I cannot believe I'm posting in this legendary thread.

Someone, please hold me.

 

[Neuromancer]

I don't get it. It's not that interesting of a story. I guess you had to be there.

 

[Dalek]

I don't get it. It's not that interesting of a story. I guess you had to be there.

Lookout, we got a badass over here.

 

[Blargonaut]

 

[RustyNails]

title change incoming "pour coffee on the table and lick it like an animal you piece of shit"

 

[Forkball]

Have you contacted Spielberg yet about turning this into a movie? Perhaps Tarantino would be better given its brutal subject matter.

 

[Jaguar Victory]

One day I'm going to jump on here and one of my employees will start a thread. I treat my employees with respect but I have been known to put an a-hole in his place a time or two.

As a manager I can tell you there are some straight up aliens in the workforce. The cockamamie stories I've had to endure and the bullshit excuses. It's infuriating at times.

 

[Permanently A]

Is this thread what a midlife crisis feels like?

 

[Dalek]

One day I'm going to jump on here and one of my employees will start a thread. I treat my employees with respect but I have been known to put an a-hole in his place a time or two.

As a manager I can tell you there are some straight up aliens in the workforce. The cockamamie stories I've had to endure and the bullshit excuses. It's infuriating at times.

Surely even you, though would never ignore an employee, request for a coffee refill?

 

[SJRB]

Did your coworker file for harassment with HR? This shit is crazy.

Your supervisor is a savage.

 

[Brazil]

I can't believe he actually did that the fucking animal

 

[Bronx-Man]

He actually did it? The absolute madman!

 

[Sub_Level]

Entitlement culture is getting out of hand. Nice to see your lit supervisor dbussed out his 2 way stamp for the pack smh.

 

[Surface of Me]

OP's boss just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Office culture (I'm an expert), but coffee and breaks are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in a warehouse where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in an office, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is OP's coworkers, after seeing this, is not going to want to work for OP's boss, nor will they work ever again. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but OP's boss has alienated an entire office with this move.

OP's boss, publicly apologize and pour out this guy some coffee or you can kiss your business goodbye.

 

[qcf x2]

Is this thread what a midlife crisis feels like?

It wasn't until this post:

Entitlement culture is getting out of hand. Nice to see your lit supervisor dbussed out his 2 way stamp for the pack smh.

I'm technically a millennial, but I'm gonna need to chug post-Y2k virgin blood and reverse my own aging process to parse the second sentence.

 

[SallyIsNow]

 

[Tecnniqe]

So this is the true power of supervisors

 

[Parahan]

They need to bring back from retirement & cast Jack Nicholson as the supervisor. There's simply no other way the inevitable film on this incident will achieve the greatness it truly deserves.

 

[Brunire]

OP's boss just shot themselves in the foot...

It has been a while since a variation of this made me laugh. Well done!

 

[Jaguar Victory]

Surely even you, though would never ignore an employee, request for a coffee refill?

LOL, probably not. In order for people to work for you and do a good job they need to respect you and like you.

 

[Shamrock7r]

I'm waiting for the epic Lionel Mandrake summary for this thread

 

[M.J. Doja]

I wish I was lit enough to work at your office...

 

[God Dayumm]

 

[xk0sm0sx]

I get the jokes, but I really do not understand what happened in the OP.
Co-worker put out his supervisor's cup and walked by him? What?

 

[Randy Monk]

We are in the break room talking about the NFL games yesterday. My supervisor poured himself some coffee and my co-worker put out his cup, and dude just walked right by him. His face went from shock to sadness to anger. I stated laughing my ass off. I had legit tears in my eyes. What made it funny is my supervisor didn’t do it on purpose.

I must say there is a lot of fuckery that happens at my work place.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

oh my god

please tell me there are more of these 'absolute fucking legend' facebook posts.

 

[Heshinsi]

I don't get it. I've read the op a few times now, and I still don't understand what's happening. Supervisor pours coffee, co-worker puts his cup out, supervisor walks by without saying a word? Who's face is going through those emotions?

 

[Violet_0]

take a cold shower and then you need to start rethinking your life

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Jesus, I can't believe this place sometimes. You guys are in here laughing at this. OP and the supervisor are the worst of it, though. Your co-worker better go to HR or something. He could lawyer up and make millions off this shit. How typical that GAF cares more about the cool story than the co-worker being fucked over. Buncha bullies.

 

[Randam]

I have no idea what happened.


Who or what is "my co-worker it was priceless" anyways?

 

[ViviOggi]

He did WHAT? This lad is proper mental

 

[Aselith]

oh my god

please tell me there are more of these 'absolute fucking legend' facebook posts.

Slay queen gets slayed

 

[Levito]

I'm cracking up at this thread so bad

 

[Deleted member 1235]

this one time at my office, my direct colleague was a direct cunt to everyone. FOR 10 YEARS. He also gets paid the most.

Oh man, that was a good one.

 

[BKatastrophe]

You know, at first I didn't really get it, but now after some proper reflection, I believe I've gained some true insight into this. Some semblance of truth and clarity on the matter. It has layers so numerous so as to be almost infinite.

Essay to follow

 

[Rest]

Posting in a legendary thread!

Oh yeah I didn't notice, I've gotta get in on this, get me some of this legendary.

 

[nicanica]

OP's boss just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Office culture (I'm an expert), but coffee and breaks are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in a warehouse where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in an office, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is OP's coworkers, after seeing this, is not going to want to work for OP's boss, nor will they work ever again. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but OP's boss has alienated an entire office with this move.

OP's boss, publicly apologize and pour out this guy some coffee or you can kiss your business goodbye.

 

[17 Seconds]

tell him he's assistant TO the regional manager lol

 

[T-Rex.]

someone please stop that maniac