UPDATE:
So I decided to finally brave the darkness of The Gutter and to be honest it's not all that bad. I was OCD about lighting torches which really helped, and took my time through the entire area without much of an issue. Only problem came when I wasn't paying attention to the damn poison statues and got hit with spit. I really enjoyed the methodical exploration that area entails. So I get to the very bottom, kill all the enemies and see 5 vases blocking a hole in the wall, manage to firebomb them because I know they contain awful shit. Success!
This leads to a far drop but also a torch sconce. So I butterfly my torch, equip my cat ring and fall. Not dead so that's a plus. But, fog door and I can't get back up. Oh well. Let's do this.
Meet The Rotten. What a fitting name. A disgusting creature that completely suits it's name. He knocks me around something fierce at first. Even knocks me into fire which up to this point I haven't had much experience with standing in (this is going to change very quickly by the end of this post) and unsurprisingly it IN FACT does kill you. A few deaths in and i've learned when not to rely on my shield. His attacks are telegraphed well in advance and i'm pretty confident in my dodging ability. Two hand my axe, and it only takes a dozen attempts or so before he's another notch on my handle. Not overly difficult but his design more than makes up for it.
I wanted to take a break from poison for a bit and wanted to do some small side stuff that I had made notes of. Took the flame ember to the blacksmith at Lost Bastille (any excuse to go back to that area). Used Fragrant Branch of Yore to unpetrify that one person in Lost Bastille prison cell area which led to a bonfire and nothing else. I guess that was sort of a waste. But the second person I unpetrified, led to a whole other area. Shaded Woods! I can't believe there are still more areas to explore. So at this point I am weighing my options, do I proceed with Shaded Woods or finish poison hell. Figured why not tackle poison in the fresh air and daylight and be done with poison in the game altogether.
Back to Harvest Valley I go. This lasted for a couple days and was really just a very methodical traversal of poison caves, tunnel system and exploration, nothing of significance happened. It was then off to a new area, Earthen Peak, which wasn't a reprieve from the poison that had plague earlier areas. It had in fact gotten worse. So I make my way up some stairs to realize that walking mushrooms are back. Awww always felt bad about killing them in the first game. But these ones were black, and lose almost any adorable factor, so they must die. And I make my way to the first mist door of the area. The Covetus Demon awaits.
Aside:
Now before I continue can we just talk about boss experiences in this game. I feel as though everyone has a distinctly different experience with bosses in the Souls series. I remember watching Giantbomb struggle with the Capra Demon and when I fought it I think it took 5 hits without any issue. Similarly after playing the Covetus Demon, I watched Giantbomb fight that same boss and had a drastically different experience. This is both a good and bad thing, as the experience can either be either better or worse than the alternative outcome. This was my issue with Covetus Demon.
/Aside
So the fight begins, take a swipe and a massive chunk of his health comes off. I circle him and take a few more hits, he's already at half health. He rolls and hits me pretty hard but nothing significant. He's slow, easy to circle and his moves are telegraphed well in advanced. It only takes 11 hits to take him out. This was so boring compared to being eaten and having all your gear come off (the situation Vinny from Giantbomb saw him in). For some people this may have been a memorable encounter. For me, very much forgettable. But oh well.
After my victory I begin working my way up the windmill which to me is akin to Sen's Fortress 2.0. Such a great place. Hidden walls, some deadly platforming to be done, variety of enemies and traps. Wasted a Pharros Lockstone and had it spit poison at me, pissed my pants at the first DS2 appearance of a Mimic and walked through so much poison. So after 2 bosses that posed not much of a challenge, Dark Souls decides to punch my in the stomach in the form of fighting a boss in poisoned water.
This is Mytha!!!!
WHAT MANIAC CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA?!!?!
Are you serious? So i've got my Poison Bite ring equipped which I still feel doesn't do enough. I've put on all my best poison armour and still it only takes about 20 seconds to become poisoned. I don't have enough anti poison items (nor do I feel it's worth wasting) to cure myself of the effect. So I try and brute force it by trying to kill her as quickly as possible. If it's not poison killing me, it's her grabbing me and squeezing me to death, or hitting me with her head (as a bomb or projectile, i'll let you pick) or simply getting greedy and not having enough stamina left to block her next attack. But's it's the poison. Always the poison which is keeping my attention from other important stuff. Watching my health tick down takes my attention away from my stamina, which then takes my attention away from her attacks. when I do decide to drink, it either doesn't happen soon enough and the poison gets me or it happens too soon and I can't break the animation only to see her attack mid estus gulp.
I really thought this would be my Ornstein and Smough. As always, when i am having a rough time with an enemy I will swap to my club (which I have no nicknamed 'Big Fuckoff Club'). Slower animation doesn't help but the amount of damage taken off is helpful and every now and then it will stagger her. I work at it. Death after death after death. I am losing hope, but not giving up. Then I get a run that just seems to work in my favour. Everytime I drink, she seems to jump back giving me time to compose myself. When she does attack, I luck out sometime and not take the damage or take minimal. Everything is just working. I almost have her, finger on the screenshot key, and it all goes wrong, BIG TIME. Note to self, don't ever take your hand off the controller to get a screenshot until you see the bosses health bar depleted.
I finally beat her after hours of attempts.
I feel relieved. She's done. I've beaten the hardest or most unfair boss in the game. I am complete. Run my ass out of the poison water heal up and take an elevator up. Ready to explore and enjoy what Dark Souls 2 has left to offer.
Remember how I said Mytha would be my Ornstein and Smough? I was wrong. I WAS SO, SO, SO WRONG. I make my way to a new area, one in which I will not name as of this time. You know what I speak of. You know the nightmares that are about to take me. I know I do.
I ended the game last night at almost 3am. After 3-4 hours in this new area alone, with about 2.5-3 hours on the boss alone. I craved sleep, I craved rest. I could not go on. But even today he haunts me. I gave up on the area, I popped most of my boss souls to upgrade myself for him alone. And still it did not help. I have decided to go into hiding in the Shaded Woods with no plans for returning to this area in the near future. But it has been burned into my mind. I close my eyes, and all I can see is this....
and all I can hear is this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKcAYMb5uk4
Stay tuned for my darkest hour and my eventual retreat into the woods.