ChubbyHuggs
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Just down it and then ask for water if they offer again.
Soda is soda dawg.
Almost all cola tastes the same. Coke, Pepsi, RC, store brand.
Sales numbers are clearly an indication of quality. That's how we know objectively that Bud Light is the best beer, McDonald's is the best food and Wal-Mart is the best store.
Seriously. If it was poured in a glass with ice OP would be none the wiser.
Are you people serious? You can tell the difference between different brands of soda. Get ya buds checked homie.
I know just what you mean, OP.
One time I had a statistics sheet that I needed to duplicate and my friend offered to let me Xerox it. They then proceeded to lead me to a Canon photocopier. I involuntarily vomited a little bit in the back of my mouth at both my friend's inability to truthfully offer me things and the horrid DPI of the duplicate that was sure to come out of it. It didn't even have dual loading trays.
I've distanced myself from them.
Just say "Sorry, I thought you meant Coca Cola."
Sounds like a situation out of Curb Your Enthusiasm lol.
Is off-brand cola really that bad?
I mean... it's just fucking cola. Sugar water for children. Who cares?
*raises hand*OP seems like the person that will bitch about drinking bud light at a party.
Smh. Gaf awkwardness will never stop making me cringe and laugh at the same time
And that's why I always ask for water. If their water doesn't take like water, then things are really screwed up.
They ask you "would you like some Coke?" and you say yes, but you did not expect them to come out with that... thing.
You cannot say you don't want it now, because that would be rude.
You reluctantly take it and place it in your mouth fully expecting it to taste like waste water from a washing machine, and it does.
You torture yourself with gulp after gulp, because you don't want to leave the glass standing there full, that would be rude.
You try to hide your disgust, but they can sense it. You can sense that they can sense it. Crap.
Oh God why did I agree to come?
Where are you guys from that "Coke" is just the generic term for cola? Every single time I've asked for Coke in a restaurant that doesn't have Coke, they give me the "Pepsi OK?" line. Every time. I have never, in my life, asked for Coke and been tricked into RC without warning. Obviously it's different at someone's house, but if someone gives me off-brand cola while calling it Coke, I thank them, drink it graciously, and then delete their number from my phone, because clearly I'm never talking to them again.
Get over yourself and drink it. They're offering you hospitality and you're gonna look the gift horse in the mouth? It's a drink. Don't judge.
If it bothers you that much ask for water next time.
Cola all tastes the same to me.
Where are you guys from that "Coke" is just the generic term for cola? Every single time I've asked for Coke in a restaurant that doesn't have Coke, they give me the "Pepsi OK?" line. Every time. I have never, in my life, asked for Coke and been tricked into RC without warning. Obviously it's different at someone's house, but if someone gives me off-brand cola while calling it Coke, I thank them, drink it graciously, and then delete their number from my phone, because clearly I'm never talking to them again.