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Ok honestly speaking, would you approach a landed UFO?
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SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Hell no. Who knows what's in there?
Escape Goat
Member
From all the probing you mean.
Pegasus Actual
Member
Hell yeah I would.
Lord Panda
The Sea is Always Right
Really depends whether said aliens look like Kim Basinger in her prime.
DieNgamers
Member
I'd get the hell out of there for sure. After that I'd regret it for my whole life because nobody would ever believe me, of course.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Only if it's March.
(too obscure?)
(too obscure?)
like another poster said: pre-kids yes. As father now, no. What if they take me to a wild journey through the galaxy? Nice for me but my family? Or they just eat me...
As a single i would porbably say "yes" or at least let it be a cointoss. Something like that is also easier said than done.Most would probably freeze or instantly run.
Also a good thought.
As a single i would porbably say "yes" or at least let it be a cointoss. Something like that is also easier said than done.Most would probably freeze or instantly run.
Also a good thought.
Mohonky
Member
Yeh, lets go with that
I've seen The Blob. Still would do it.
I'd probably take a picture and try to escape. If I were near a LANDED alien spacecraft.. Not only are they aware of my presence but they made themselves apparent to me for the purpose of me approaching. It's probably a research project for "just how fucking stupid are human beings?"
In short.. Hell no
In short.. Hell no
DiscoShark
Banned
If I'm coming across a UFO I'm coming across an object from a civilization that's so much more technologically advanced than we are that running or not running would be completely irrelevant. If we're talking an FTL capable species then we're barely out of the stone age in comparison, so when given the choice, I'd approach.
Ryouji Gunblade
Member
After playing Earthbound, the answer can only be yes.
efyu_lemonardo
May I have a cookie?
Shadowhelper
Banned
Agent_ShortBus
Member
If it landed near the house I'd grab the gun and check it out. Im sorry if I get Earth destroyed.
Landed while I was driving id pull over and take pics and nope the fuck out.
Landed while I was driving id pull over and take pics and nope the fuck out.
Monocle
Member
Hell naw.
I'd run straight to Wal-Mart, buy a GoPro, strap it to my head, and then charge in Youtube vlogger style.
"Awright guise I'm approaching the object! It's quite wide and round, guise! As you can see it's quite big!"
"I'm gonna knock on the side! Aww! Definitely an alien craft!"
"OK let's check it out! I'm heading in guise!"
*Dubstep over splash screen* "That's it for part 1, guise! Listen, it would really help me out if you'd like and subscribe for more great content right here! Stay tuned for part 2!"
I'd run straight to Wal-Mart, buy a GoPro, strap it to my head, and then charge in Youtube vlogger style.
"Awright guise I'm approaching the object! It's quite wide and round, guise! As you can see it's quite big!"
"I'm gonna knock on the side! Aww! Definitely an alien craft!"
"OK let's check it out! I'm heading in guise!"
*Dubstep over splash screen* "That's it for part 1, guise! Listen, it would really help me out if you'd like and subscribe for more great content right here! Stay tuned for part 2!"
Hey want to check out the, um, landed UFO in my apartment?
Android18a
Member
If I was thinking rationally I'd put my phone onto Facebook Live pointed at the UFO and hide somewhere where I could keep an eye on it without drawing attention to myself. lol.
Of course, the real answer is to suffer not the alien to live. In the name of the Emperor we must purge the xenos from this galaxy.
Of course, the real answer is to suffer not the alien to live. In the name of the Emperor we must purge the xenos from this galaxy.
Ban Puncher
Member
Monocle
Member
There's the face of the savior of our species. The man who sent the invaders packing. Don't you doubt it.
Fake Charlemagne
Member
The correct answer.
Real talk though, I wouldn't. No telling what contaminants we'd expose each other to.
Coinspinner
Member
Pros: Cool nightmares for the rest of your life, maybe collect some evidence.
Cons: Sometimes you'll wake up in a ditch with a sore butt.
For some people there's basically no downside!
Cons: Sometimes you'll wake up in a ditch with a sore butt.
For some people there's basically no downside!
Crankshaft
Member
Think of all the diseases we humans have, the shots that we've had so we don't spread plagues to one another and kill ourselves out. You think I want to get close to something from some other planet with it's own diseases? Nahh
I would hide behind a tree and look at them though.
I would hide behind a tree and look at them though.
Black_Stride
do not tempt fate do not contrain Wonder Woman's thighs do not do not
I dont even approach white people willy nilly, and they from the same planet as me.
Approaching a UFO....nahh man im good.
Approaching a UFO....nahh man im good.
One Eyed Willy
Member
If I was unarmed probably would keep a safe distance and observe. If I was near my house, I'd probably lock and load with my shotty and a .45 before approaching.
I came in to post this.
I'd rather not be a test monkey for some far too curious advanced race.
Or a trophy for some band of interplanetary hunters.
Or a host for alien babies.
...
But, as Mass Effect has shown, damn near all alien chixx are 9s and 10s, so I might just run in with phasers set to smash.
Or a trophy for some band of interplanetary hunters.
Or a host for alien babies.
...
But, as Mass Effect has shown, damn near all alien chixx are 9s and 10s, so I might just run in with phasers set to smash.
