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[Nickle]

Fuck no, I'd run away as fast as I could.

 

[Rmagnus]

Kill it with fire!

 

[Norris1020]

Thanks to the movie Intruders and Incident at Lake County I'd have no other thought than run like Usain Bolt away from there.

 

[Einchy]

Get me off this goddamn planet, UFO.

 

[Vibranium]

Maybe, but if I saw anything resembling an Xenomorph egg or cocoon I'd actually use my brain and bolt out of there.

 

[Imperfected]

Heck yeah, OP. And I'd smooch a ghost, too!

 

[Sheroking]

I'd nope right the fuck out of there.

That's a job for some army types.

 

[Undrey]

Think of the alien diseases they've carried in their lives. No way I'm going near that thing.

One day I will just have a drone and send that in

 

[Rktk]

I'd roll out the red carpet

Spoiler

seriously, no, get the video rolling and get out

 

[Stinkles]

Maybe, but if I saw anything resembling an Xenomorph egg or cocoon I'd actually use my brain and bolt out of there.

Obviously not a scientist then.

 

[zer0das]

Given how things are going on planet earth, I think I would take my chances.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Question makes no sense

If it had landed it wouldn't be an unidentified flying object now would it

 

[lvl99 Pixel]

I sure in the hell would.

Talk about a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Either you die or you make some cool new friends.

Just hope to not become a prisoner like in South Park.... unless you're into that.

nothing in between? heh

 

[Media]

My honest take: yes.

I am super nice, and very calm and peaceful with a pleasant voice. I would want to approach them as a peace maker.

Bonus, if they are hostile, they'd kill the fuck out of my hippy ass and other would be warned and such.

 

[Fracas]

can i bang the aliens

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Probably. I'm usually of the assumption that a species capable of interplanetary travel will be of sound enough intelligence to not be a bunch of murderous psychopaths.

 

[OmegaFax]

Probably. I'm usually of the assumption that a species capable of interplanetary travel will be of sound enough intelligence to not be a bunch of murderous psychopaths.

I've watched enough Star Trek episodes to say this is almost never the case.

 

[teh_pwn]

Absolutely not.

I would have no idea what sort of hazards their spaceship would have at the very least, and considering they traveled millions of km/miles they probably would have better judgement than me if they were peaceful. If they aren't peaceful I'm fucked anyway.

 

[jiggle]

Fuck Ya
I'd host their eggs

 

[Valkerionseven]

Landed, no. Means something controlled it to land safely, its like touching a few million dollar car while the old desperate guy is still inside, wait for him to get out first.

Crashed, sure, its broken, might as well take a selfie. Might get super powers or something too as a bonus.

 

[Mahonay]

Hell no. I'd keep my distance. I like living.

 

[Possumowner]

Yes of course,then I'd proclaim myself as the supreme leader of the planet....then run like fuck

 

[Zeusy]

Most likely

 

[Sunster]

no cuz War of the Worlds. I'd film from a safe distance.

 

[Moff]

Depends on what it looks like

 

[JordanN]

I'm black, so no

I feel like aliens would have a better understanding of race. If they explored the universe and came across many different life forms, I doubt they would care what color skin humans are.

I would be more worried if they follow some kind of space religion. When the Spanish met with the native indians for the first time, they enslaved them for what they saw as "devil worshipers".

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

I wouldn't want to invade someone's personal space/property, or make them uncomfortable by taking pictures.

I would probably just rush home and post about it on GAF.

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

If I feel confident that day, I'd try to be smart ass and see if they approach me. If they look peaceful, then I'll ask they are aliens too because my people have also been stranded on this miserable planet.

Not sure what to do afterwards though.

 

[HappyBivouac]

I'll do the "Make Contact" gesture.

"What is he doing? Making a big L with his arms? Ready the main cannons, Gazorpazorp."

 

[-tetsuo-]

Hell god damn fucking no

 

[ryan13ts]

As much as I'm fascinated in the unknown/paranormal/UFO's, if I were being honest in my heart, there's no fucking way I'd end up approaching it. Sure, they might be friendly but they could just as easily abduct you. Worst case if you could end up like Travis Walton from Fire in the Sky, or at the VEERRRY worst, end up like Fredrick Valentich and never be heard from again.

Both of those stories are very interesting too if you've never heard of them, especially Valentich which is both strange/terrifying and a good example of why you should probably stay away from UFO's (Although he disappeared in the sky).

Disappearance of Frederick Valentich
Travis Walton UFO incident

 

[Jaguar Victory]

If you do, bring lube.

 

[Feep]

Yeah. First impressions are important, and there are way too many morons who might screw things up if I walk away.

 

[Taco_Human]

Hell no, one way ticket to getting killed by the government.

 

[Icyflamez96]

^^^ All of you would be too scared stiff to even move, including me.

Speak for yourself

 

[zeemumu]

Not before the rest of the team is on overwatch.

 

[Trickster]

Probably not. A super advanced alien race interested in a peaceful encounter would probably not just land somewhere random and unnanounced

 

[Spenny]

I would like to say that I would, but I'd probably bitch out and watch from afar.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Of course. I'll even salute them.

 

[Zepp Twofist]

Aliens wouldn't land here. This is neither rural USA nor close to any famous international tourist destination.

 

[redfirm]

I'd lick it

Loool

 

[FUME5]

I'd activate overwatch and end my turn.

 

[velociraptor]

Yes.

I hope it happens when I'm 70 - so if the aliens were planning to kill us all, I'd like to go out in style.

 

[Dehnus]

Or would you get the hell out? Maybe after a few pcitures that everyone will think its fake anyways

After seeing every day what shit humans do? Learning about our history? yeah.... Erm... I'll risk it.

 

[televator]

"Trump is president. TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUUUUU!"

 

[Wolfe]

Hell yeah I would.

 

[LifEndz]

I wonder if this is something that is split along racial/ethnic lines.

 

[Mexen]

I would ask GAF what to do.

 

[Militaratus]

If the aliens were catgirls I would immediately invite them to a cup of tea, so yes.

 

[Iriscomeback]

I would go full commander Shepard and have sex with whatever is inside.