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[Greenymac]

I mean, besides the usual and obligatory sex talk and innuendos. I'm trying to see something. Educate me true playas...

 

[Darkman M]

This should be interesting...

 

[Ketch]

We talk about how annoying my wife and kids are.

 

[PorygonVandal]

"I'm already on a relationship, bye"

 

[shnurgleton]

Usually about how far video games have come since the 90s

 

[Greenymac]

"I'm already on a relationship, bye"

That doesn't exactly qualify lol.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I expect thread backfire

 

[Mr_Appleby]

Tipping.

 

[ahoyhoy]

I wish I loved/respected you enough to want to actually be with you.

 

[Geno Breaker]

Usually about how far video games have come since the 90s

Lolol

 

[Nightbird]

Usually about how far video games have come since the 90s

*clap*

 

[Stencil]

What qualifies as a side-(gender)? Someone you're cheating on your s/o with?

edit: the more I think about it, isn't a s/o just a side-person to the light of God? Or yourself? My wife is my side-chick to my main squeeze, the Nintendo Switch.

 

[NandoGip]

Don't have any nowadays, but before the conversation would usually go like this:

3 am text, me: u up
her: yeah
me: im coming thru
her: ok

 

[Escape Goat]

Side guy...?

 

[nitewulf]

I always like to keep about three chicks on rotation, they are all primary, just non exclusive.

 

[The Jackdog]

Don't have any nowadays, but before the conversation would usually go like this:

3 am text, me: u up
her: yeah
me: im coming thru
her: ok

yeah wtf im with this guy

 

[thecouncil]

She works at Target so we mostly talk about Target.

And then I'm eventually like, 'So what are you wearing?" and she's like, "red shirt and khakis". you know.

 

[Jules]

Being stuck in the situations we're in. Peeves of our SO's. But also, normal every day chatter.

 

[jph139]

If you're having actual conversations with a sideperson, aren't they pretty much just another person you're dating?

Seems like it's missing the point.

 

[Greenymac]

What qualifies as a side-(gender)? Someone you're cheating on your s/o with?

edit: the more I think about it, isn't a s/o just a side-person to the light of God? Or yourself? My wife is my side-chick to my main squeeze, the Nintendo Switch.

You should be honest with your switch...Never know, she may even let you have a 3 some. Mario Kart and pizza delivery could be a GREAT night!

 

[TheOMan]

Haven't seen a good thread backfire in a while.

 

[Kthulhu]

My left hand can't talk.

 

[Captain Smoker]

About my Tinder dates.

 

[zelas]

Midnight Brown

 

[Ken K in the Fresh!!!]

If you're having actual conversations with a sideperson, aren't they pretty much just another person you're dating?

Seems like it's missing the point.

Exactly

And this thread is stupid

 

[Admiral Woofington]

My left hand can't talk.

Left hand: he may be all right, but I'm all you got left!

*audience laughter*

 

[maxcriden]

She works at Target so we mostly talk about Target.

And then I'm eventually like, 'So what are you wearing?" and she's like, "red shirt and khakis". you know.

I've read your posts, you are a nice dude. I don't believe you.

 

[thecouncil]

I've read your posts, you are a nice dude. I don't believe you.

haha. yeah, it was a joke.

my initial post was "....what?"

 

[maxcriden]

haha. yeah, it was a joke.

my initial post was "....what?"

My faith in humanity was reaffirmed this day.

 

[Sephzilla]

 

[Skellig Gra]

I don't have a side piece and I never would. If I did I imagine it would be all about sex.

 

[pauloshinobi]

Side person is someone who you are cheating your s/o with?

 

[Subpar Scrub]

HehehehahahahaHahAHahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good luck!

 

[HStallion]

Wanna come over and watch Netflix?

 

[GrizzleBoy]

Stealth phishing thread.

DONT BELIEVE HIS LIES.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Usually about how far video games have come since the 90s

lmao

 

[K' Dash]

Nice try Amy, I'm getting the hell out.

 

[Akuun]

She keeps talking about going into Mementos.

 

[lightskintwin]

Primarily sex but regular stuff you chat with anybody else. Or if I'm the guy she's cheating with, you also hear her complaining about her man and talking about whatever deficiencies he may have or what he does or says that annoys her.

Obviously this is coming from a male perspective and experience.

 

[Chmpocalypse]

About what total pieces of shit we are for cheating.

Oh wait, I don't do that. Because I'm not a lying cheating piece of shit.

 

[InfiniteBento]

Sides are meant for food

Not relationships

 

[eizarus]

She keeps talking about going into Mementos.

Also isn't "side-guy" called side-dick. You know, cos it rhymes with side-chick.

 

[UpDownLeftRight]

Not a cheating POS so there isn't one. I have an awesome, considerate and beautiful fiancee and it takes a real cunt to betray someone who's given you 100% of their trust.

 

[Jerry]

You're not gonna get a lot out of this crowd OP.

OT: It's usually trading pics and arranging hookups

 

[Maddness]

I feel like you can always come into a thread like this and read posts from people who have definitely been cheated on.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

I have a 62 year old male coworker from India that I talk about cooking Indian food and growing fruit trees with. Everyone at the office jokes we are work spouses. Does that count? ;p

 

[lightskintwin]

I feel like you can always come into a thread like this and read posts from people who have definitely been cheated on.

LOL The bitterness is real.

 

[Greenymac]

I feel like you can always come into a thread like this and read posts from people who have definitely been cheated on.

And we have a winner....

 

[UpDownLeftRight]

I feel like you can always come into a thread like this and read posts from people who have definitely been cheated on.

Or vice versa. My stance is firm because I was a cheating POS. When I was younger I was a mean fucker who played games to just get what he wants and fuck whoever I hurt along the way.

Eventually I began to hate myself seeing the damage I was doing. You either stay a cheater or realise you don't enjoy making people miserable.

 

[Vicetrailia]

About filling every yearning gap not achieved with the SO.