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Ready Player One - SDCC Teaser

joedick

Member
I would like everybody who's complaining about all the pop culture references to remember those complaints next time they go to post a gif as a response.

Thank you.
 
Oscar knew he had to do the right thing. The list of names was in front of him, like high scores on a Galaga machine. What would Ferris Bueller do in a situation like this? It was clear, he would employ Jews at his factory. This would be the wildest trick pulled on the Nazis since Indiana Jones pretended to be a Scottish lord.

It was then that Oscar remembered Amon Göth. Colossal jerk, the Biff Tannen of Birkenau.

Oscar turned to Itzhak Stern.

"Got our work cut out for us this time, Mr. Stern Pinball. High stakes. No cheat codes. No extra lives."

"Oscar. The list IS life. Every life saved is a 1-up."

Funny thing, this kind of works. You at least have the clash of tone going for it as an interesting point. Better than RPO?
 

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
I would like everybody who's complaining about all the pop culture references to remember those complaints next time they go to post a gif as a response.

Thank you.

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Every time I enter this thread, I'm hoping discussion has turned to Spielberg's work on the movie. It's interesting that he's shouting in the Volume again ala TinTin.

There have been articles this week saying he sought tech help from Cameron in how to shoot this film, but I have a feeling they've misunderstood and are referring to the time when Spielberg trained with Cameron for TinTin specifically.

But you know. Source material is shit. So let's talk for another 10 pages about that.
 

Random Human

They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man.
Wait... he wrote Fanboys as well? Holy shit this dude is a walking stereotype. Not surprised he's up in the Harry Knowles wheelhouse.
He also wrote another movie (I believe unproduced) about a 30-something gamer going to a gamer tournament to show he's the best gamer ever.
 

Dhx

Member
Easy solution: never use your real name, always change pseudonyms. It's like forums 101.

And to add to that, make every post as if everyone you will ever know may read it.

Every time I enter this thread, I'm hoping discussion has turned to Spielberg's work on the movie. It's interesting that he's shouting in the Volume again ala TinTin.

There have been articles this week saying he sought tech help from Cameron in how to shoot this film, but I have a feeling they've misunderstood and are referring to the time when Spielberg trained with Cameron for TinTin specifically.

I'm really hoping for some Minority Report channeling for style, and it looks like we may see that with a bit more color.

And while I'd love for some tangential Cameron involvement, I'm going to assume you are most likely correct. He's been... busy lately. Unless Cameron has shared a few tricks from his tech crusade post Tintin?
 

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Every time I enter this thread, I'm hoping discussion has turned to Spielberg's work on the movie. It's interesting that he's shouting in the Volume again ala TinTin.

There have been articles this week saying he sought tech help from Cameron in how to shoot this film, but I have a feeling they've misunderstood and are referring to the time when Spielberg trained with Cameron for TinTin specifically.

But you know. Source material is shit. So let's talk for another 10 pages about that.

I saw Duke Nukem and the Delorean in the trailer.
I couldn't help myself
 

Sou Da

Member
Every time I enter this thread, I'm hoping discussion has turned to Spielberg's work on the movie. It's interesting that he's shouting in the Volume again ala TinTin.

There have been articles this week saying he sought tech help from Cameron in how to shoot this film, but I have a feeling they've misunderstood and are referring to the time when Spielberg trained with Cameron for TinTin specifically.

But you know. Source material is shit. So let's talk for another 10 pages about that.
You can do another bad Spider-Man take thread to pass the time.
 

G-Fex

Member
Every time I enter this thread, I'm hoping discussion has turned to Spielberg's work on the movie. It's interesting that he's shouting in the Volume again ala TinTin.

There have been articles this week saying he sought tech help from Cameron in how to shoot this film, but I have a feeling they've misunderstood and are referring to the time when Spielberg trained with Cameron for TinTin specifically.

But you know. Source material is shit. So let's talk for another 10 pages about that.

This post sucks. Next time add ghostbusters and back to the future references.
 

G-Fex

Member
Hi I'm Bobby Roberts like/follow/subscribe to my reviews.

I've got patreon as well. Still got that 250$ tier for brunch with me at the Red Robin.
 

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Hi I'm Bobby Roberts like/follow/subscribe to my reviews.

I've got patreon as well. Still got that 250$ tier for brunch with me at the Red Robin.

Lol if I ever make a patreon I'll have a $5000 tier where we meet up at a wafflehouse at 3am
 
Speaking of the internet, I can NOT WAIT for the buzzfeed and bleedingcool articles that will show me each and every Easter egg I missed for this movie.
 
So, about the Iron Giant:

If the Iron Giant is being USED by this kid as a means to win, I dont' know that I'm gonna like that.

Like, the Giant isn't a rock 'em sock 'em robot. The whole point of him is that he learns he isn't a gun. He is who he chooses to be.

So Cyclops chooses to pilot the Giant like Jaeger to win Wonka's factory or some shit? And I'm supposed to cheer for that?

Ehhhhhhhhh.
 

Bronx-Man

Banned
yeah dude, but remember all that cool stuff from the 90s haha yeah duke nukem and freddy kruger man that's the good stuff rememeber that
 

Random Human

They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man.
So, about the Iron Giant:

If the Iron Giant is being USED by this kid as a means to win, I dont' know that I'm gonna like that.

Like, the Giant isn't a rock 'em sock 'em robot. The whole point of him is that he learns he isn't a gun. He is who he chooses to be.

So Cyclops chooses to pilot the Giant like Jaeger to win Wonka's factory or some shit? And I'm supposed to cheer for that?

Ehhhhhhhhh.

Geek culture does not have time to consider meaning. We must consume, like the Rancor in the movie Return of the Jedi, the third movie in the original Star Wars trilogy.
 

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
So, about the Iron Giant:

If the Iron Giant is being USED by this kid as a means to win, I dont' know that I'm gonna like that.

Like, the Giant isn't a rock 'em sock 'em robot. The whole point of him is that he learns he isn't a gun. He is who he chooses to be.

So Cyclops chooses to pilot the Giant like Jaeger to win Wonka's factory or some shit? And I'm supposed to cheer for that?

Ehhhhhhhhh.

You are who you choose to be...

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PUNISHER...
 

Alucrid

Banned
So, about the Iron Giant:

If the Iron Giant is being USED by this kid as a means to win, I dont' know that I'm gonna like that.

Like, the Giant isn't a rock 'em sock 'em robot. The whole point of him is that he learns he isn't a gun. He is who he chooses to be.

So Cyclops chooses to pilot the Giant like Jaeger to win Wonka's factory or some shit? And I'm supposed to cheer for that?

Ehhhhhhhhh.

maybe he saw man of steel and is still trying to emulate superman
 

G-Fex

Member
So, about the Iron Giant:

If the Iron Giant is being USED by this kid as a means to win, I dont' know that I'm gonna like that.

Like, the Giant isn't a rock 'em sock 'em robot. The whole point of him is that he learns he isn't a gun. He is who he chooses to be.

So Cyclops chooses to pilot the Giant like Jaeger to win Wonka's factory or some shit? And I'm supposed to cheer for that?

Ehhhhhhhhh.

Bobby, you're doing it wrong. You're not supposed to absorb the meaning of the films you watched back then. You're supposed to quote the lines out of context endlessly.
 

Not

Banned
Iron Giant got cool when he started shooting shit.

Yeah, I kinda dozed off at the parts about the kid or something? A kid on a bike?

Anyway, this movie looks amazing, I recognized stuff I liked! It's like someone is finally making things FOR ME! It's being made FOR ME!
 
havent read this outside of maybe a few pages worth of excerpts and it was one of the dumbest things i have ever heard of. just a cultureless list of shit that everybody knows. consumerism as a virtue, but not even real, deep, soulful consumerism, just a list of, again, shit that everybody knows. its a hollow and incoherent fantasy. it isn't science fiction. its logo porn. its coupon religion. its the final end state of bottom of the barrel postmodern consumerism, where we have decided life has no meaning because the meaning of life is consumption and consuming is in reality a fruitless endeavor. our only hope is that the next step after this pseudo intellectual cynicism is total material rejection.
 

Razorback

Member
That honestly looks like a ton of fun.

Some of the cool kids made fun of member berries and now everyone's jumping on that bandwagon.
 

Not

Banned
That honestly looks like a ton of fun.

Some of the cool kids made fun of member berries and now everyone's jumping on that bandwagon.

I sometimes wonder if most young white men only understand the world around them when South Park explains it to them.
 
Iron Giant isn't even an 80s movie, what the hell

People have to stop assuming it's all 80s, the book is riddled with post 80s geek cool stuff. Firefly for instance, and I think Patrick Rothfuss gets name dropped too. There's also a lot of 70s stuff mixed in there too.
 
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