Oscar knew he had to do the right thing. The list of names was in front of him, like high scores on a Galaga machine. What would Ferris Bueller do in a situation like this? It was clear, he would employ Jews at his factory. This would be the wildest trick pulled on the Nazis since Indiana Jones pretended to be a Scottish lord.
It was then that Oscar remembered Amon Göth. Colossal jerk, the Biff Tannen of Birkenau.
Oscar turned to Itzhak Stern.
"Got our work cut out for us this time, Mr. Stern Pinball. High stakes. No cheat codes. No extra lives."
"Oscar. The list IS life. Every life saved is a 1-up."
I would like everybody who's complaining about all the pop culture references to remember those complaints next time they go to post a gif as a response.
Thank you.
I would like everybody who's complaining about all the pop culture references to remember those complaints next time they go to post a gif as a response.
Thank you.
He also wrote another movie (I believe unproduced) about a 30-something gamer going to a gamer tournament to show he's the best gamer ever.Wait... he wrote Fanboys as well? Holy shit this dude is a walking stereotype. Not surprised he's up in the Harry Knowles wheelhouse.
Easy solution: never use your real name, always change pseudonyms. It's like forums 101.
Every time I enter this thread, I'm hoping discussion has turned to Spielberg's work on the movie. It's interesting that he's shouting in the Volume again ala TinTin.
There have been articles this week saying he sought tech help from Cameron in how to shoot this film, but I have a feeling they've misunderstood and are referring to the time when Spielberg trained with Cameron for TinTin specifically.
And to add to that, make every post as if everyone you will ever know may read it.
Every time I enter this thread, I'm hoping discussion has turned to Spielberg's work on the movie. It's interesting that he's shouting in the Volume again ala TinTin.
There have been articles this week saying he sought tech help from Cameron in how to shoot this film, but I have a feeling they've misunderstood and are referring to the time when Spielberg trained with Cameron for TinTin specifically.
But you know. Source material is shit. So let's talk for another 10 pages about that.
You can do another bad Spider-Man take thread to pass the time.Every time I enter this thread, I'm hoping discussion has turned to Spielberg's work on the movie. It's interesting that he's shouting in the Volume again ala TinTin.
There have been articles this week saying he sought tech help from Cameron in how to shoot this film, but I have a feeling they've misunderstood and are referring to the time when Spielberg trained with Cameron for TinTin specifically.
But you know. Source material is shit. So let's talk for another 10 pages about that.
Keep reading you haven't gotten to the 12 year old fanfic chapters yetI read part of the book on my lunch hour today...
What the hell is this? It honestly reads like fan-fiction written by a 17-year-old.
Every time I enter this thread, I'm hoping discussion has turned to Spielberg's work on the movie. It's interesting that he's shouting in the Volume again ala TinTin.
There have been articles this week saying he sought tech help from Cameron in how to shoot this film, but I have a feeling they've misunderstood and are referring to the time when Spielberg trained with Cameron for TinTin specifically.
But you know. Source material is shit. So let's talk for another 10 pages about that.
And to add to that, make every post as if everyone you will ever know may read it.
I would like everybody who's complaining about all the pop culture references to remember those complaints next time they go to post a gif as a response.
Thank you.
LOL people on internet forums think they're really anonymous because their name is Moose Biscuits
LOL people on internet forums think they're really anonymous because their name is Moose Biscuits
LOL people on internet forums think they're really anonymous because their name is Moose Biscuits
Ok Max Landis.
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I've got patreon as well. Still got that 250$ tier for brunch with me at the Red Robin.
The first ever triple digit listicle.Speaking of the internet, I can NOT WAIT for the buzzfeed and bleedingcool articles that will show me each and every Easter egg I missed for this movie.
Speaking of the internet, I can NOT WAIT for the buzzfeed and bleedingcool articles that will show me each and every Easter egg I missed for this movie.
So, about the Iron Giant:
If the Iron Giant is being USED by this kid as a means to win, I dont' know that I'm gonna like that.
Like, the Giant isn't a rock 'em sock 'em robot. The whole point of him is that he learns he isn't a gun. He is who he chooses to be.
So Cyclops chooses to pilot the Giant like Jaeger to win Wonka's factory or some shit? And I'm supposed to cheer for that?
Ehhhhhhhhh.
So, about the Iron Giant:
If the Iron Giant is being USED by this kid as a means to win, I dont' know that I'm gonna like that.
Like, the Giant isn't a rock 'em sock 'em robot. The whole point of him is that he learns he isn't a gun. He is who he chooses to be.
So Cyclops chooses to pilot the Giant like Jaeger to win Wonka's factory or some shit? And I'm supposed to cheer for that?
Ehhhhhhhhh.
So, about the Iron Giant:
If the Iron Giant is being USED by this kid as a means to win, I dont' know that I'm gonna like that.
Like, the Giant isn't a rock 'em sock 'em robot. The whole point of him is that he learns he isn't a gun. He is who he chooses to be.
So Cyclops chooses to pilot the Giant like Jaeger to win Wonka's factory or some shit? And I'm supposed to cheer for that?
Ehhhhhhhhh.
So, about the Iron Giant:
If the Iron Giant is being USED by this kid as a means to win, I dont' know that I'm gonna like that.
Like, the Giant isn't a rock 'em sock 'em robot. The whole point of him is that he learns he isn't a gun. He is who he chooses to be.
So Cyclops chooses to pilot the Giant like Jaeger to win Wonka's factory or some shit? And I'm supposed to cheer for that?
Ehhhhhhhhh.
You are who you choose to be...
PUNISHER...
Iron Giant got cool when he started shooting shit.
That honestly looks like a ton of fun.
Some of the cool kids made fun of member berries and now everyone's jumping on that bandwagon.
Iron Giant isn't even an 80s movie, what the hell
Bobby, you're doing it wrong. You're not supposed to absorb the meaning of the films you watched back then. You're supposed to quote the lines out of context endlessly.
That honestly looks like a ton of fun.
Some of the cool kids made fun of member berries and now everyone's jumping on that bandwagon.