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Ready Player One - SDCC Teaser

G-Fex

Member
Hey guys I know it's page 22 but has anyone mentioned how shitty this book is and posted examples?

Just wanted to make sure people knew so we could have an ongoing rant.

I haven't seen such sarcasm since Princess Leia in The Empire Strikes back. Dr. Venkman would blush.
 

Pilgrimzero

Member
Disagree. It's not some literary masterpiece, but it's a fun read with an interesting premise.

I actually just got done rereading JP. Love how so much more happens than is shown in the book. I did not like that Lex is just awful and Hammond is a major asshole.

Also the book didn't know when to end. Really the whole end part with the Raptors at the lodge then the aftermath stuff with the eggs wasn't very good.

Over all a fun book though.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
I haven't seen such sarcasm since princess Leia, the Princess heroine from the classic movie The Empire Strikes back, the second installment of the first of the Star Wars Trilogies. Dr. Venkman, one of the ghostbusting heroes of the classic Ghostbusters movies, would blush.
ftfy.
 
Disagree. It's not some literary masterpiece, but it's a fun read with an interesting premise.

It's basically the same premise as Westworld, also by Michael Crichton, which starred Yul Brynner, riffing off his appearance in the Magnificent Seven, which was a western remake of The Seven Samurai, directed by Akira Kurosawa, who was a huge influence on Star Wars.

I pondered this as I sat in the cockpit of my X-Wing, which I'd won in a game of sabacc, which was like a game of pyramid, which used to be a card game but the reboot of Battlestar Galactica made it a sports game, along the same time they made Starbuck into a woman, which I thought was okay because Starbuck was pretty hot, and her hotness added something awesometacular to the character that was almost as intangible as one of the ghosts from the Frighteners, the movie Peter Jackson made before Lord of the Rings, which was, I think, a better movie than it was a book, and I thought, like Pooh Bear trying to scheme on a plan to steal some honey, that Spielberg could do the same thing Jackson did with Ready Player One.
 
Cline based Art3mis on his Wife, Just as he based Pazival on himself. Notice she's described as being rubenesque in a simulation where everyone else looks Supermodel thin. She's rocking CBBE in a Jane Body and Sevenbase world.
That last sentence is gobbledygook, right?
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
It's some Skyrim bodymod lingo. Had to look it up.

I applaud the post for employing gaming references in this thread where we hound Cline over his liberal use of gaming references. We're many layers of irony deep now, gentlemen.
 

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
It's some Skyrim bodymod lingo. Had to look it up.

I applaud the post for employing gaming references in this thread where we hound Cline over his liberal use of gaming references. We're many layers of irony deep now, gentlemen.

Maybe we're all just a part of Ernest Cline's VR experience.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
Cline is more of a WoW guy anyways, since part of Oasis is literally just WoW’s Azeroth because in this industry ran dystopia, trademarks and copyrights mean nothing.
 
I applaud the post for employing gaming references in this thread where we hound Cline over his liberal use of gaming references. We're many layers of irony deep now, gentlemen.

yeah there is no difference between a random message board post people will look at for 5 minutes and a best-selling book being made into a Steven Spielberg movie
 

Whimsical Phil

Ninja School will help you
It's basically the same premise as Westworld, also by Michael Crichton, which starred Yul Brynner, riffing off his appearance in the Magnificent Seven, which was a western remake of The Seven Samurai, directed by Akira Kurosawa, who was a huge influence on Star Wars.

I pondered this as I sat in the cockpit of my X-Wing, which I'd won in a game of sabacc, which was like a game of pyramid, which used to be a card game but the reboot of Battlestar Galactica made it a sports game, along the same time they made Starbuck into a woman, which I thought was okay because Starbuck was pretty hot, and her hotness added something awesometacular to the character that was almost as intangible as one of the ghosts from the Frighteners, the movie Peter Jackson made before Lord of the Rings, which was, I think, a better movie than it was a book, and I thought, like Pooh Bear trying to scheme on a plan to steal some honey, that Spielberg could do the same thing Jackson did with Ready Player One.

And, of course, Kevin Smith.
 
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yeah there is no difference between a random message board post people will look at for 5 minutes and a best-selling book being made into a Steven Spielberg movie

no youre on the right level
no joke
 

Foundling

Member
I wonder if the movie will miss the underlying main point of the book as much as nearly everyone who reads it does - i.e. that pop culture indulgence is nothing more than a means to placate and distract the masses from mega-corporations destroying the world with greed.

I'm all for digging deeper to find underlying themes, but I think you're giving Cline too much credit here. What you note above is definitely a reasonable takeaway from the book, but I think the actual intended message was that the 80s are cool and pop culture indulgence is great and we have to protect both from giant greedy corporations that don't actually care about or understand the inherent wonderfulness of pop culture, but only their own bottom lines.
 

NekoFever

Member
I'm all for digging deeper to find underlying themes, but I think you're giving Cline too much credit here. What you note above is definitely a reasonable takeaway from the book, but I think the actual intended message was that the 80s are cool and pop culture indulgence is great and we have to protect both from giant greedy corporations that don't actually care about or understand the inherent wonderfulness of pop culture, but only their own bottom lines.

The irony being that most of the things the book deifies either are or are the product of large corporations. I mean Cline's clothes in that photo in the DeLorean (© DeLorean Motor Company) are covered in corporate logos.
 
As cringeworthy as cline and his writing seems to be i still got some hopes for this because I keep going back to the trailer.

The second half with the race prep and the rush song is dope as hell. And the way the race is shot immediately brings to mind his tintin scene. Pretty excited to see that scene in full

I really hope all that "this is the Delorean which I won on the planet zemeckis" basura is cut out of the script tho
 

Not

Banned
If the leaked script is anything to go by... lol

The movie starts with narration by Wade and ends with narration. Even worse, there's an epilogue where a little kid named Ernie just finished learning about Wade's story and how Aech made Oasis 2, and then decides to solve Aech's scavenger hunt.

Also, Artemis has sex with Wade the first time they meet, then she bails the next morning because "we cant be together :(", gets kidnapped immediately after, and Wade is sent on a mission by Ogden to save his girl. Which he does, obviously. This all ties into one of the challenges of the hunt or something. I also don't think it pass the bechdel test...

But this is a really early version of the script so HOPEFULLY all of this is edited/removed. If not... welp.

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Cline based Art3mis on his Wife, Just as he based Pazival on himself. Notice she's described as being rubenesque in a simulation where everyone else looks Supermodel thin. She's rocking CBBE in a Jane Body and Sevenbase world.

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait the main character is a self-insert shut the FUCK up
 
I liked the book, so i am interested in seeing this. I don't seem to remember a city chase scene at all though.

Also, as cool as the Iron Giant is...
he was never selected from the second gate in the book by anyone. So i'm a bit worried they are ditching Leopardon, Minerva X or Raideen for more 'mainstream' mecha. It could be an IP issue... but I'd be really surprised (and disappointed) if Ultraman, MechaGodzilla or the RX-78 were dropped.
 

LogicStep

Member
I liked the book, so i am interested in seeing this. I don't seem to remember a city chase scene at all though.

Also, as cool as the Iron Giant is...
he was never selected from the second gate in the book by anyone. So i'm a bit worried they are ditching Leopardon, Minerva X or Raideen for more 'mainstream' mecha. It could be an IP issue... but I'd be really surprised (and disappointed) if Ultraman, MechaGodzilla or the RX-78 were dropped.
Yeah I don't remember that at all. I know the Akira bike is mentioned and described but that's it. And yeah, it would suck about the bolded but it should still be enjoyable. I mean the premise of that part is what's cool, not the specifics.
 
I liked the book, so i am interested in seeing this. I don't seem to remember a city chase scene at all though.

Also, as cool as the Iron Giant is...
he was never selected from the second gate in the book by anyone. So i'm a bit worried they are ditching Leopardon, Minerva X or Raideen for more 'mainstream' mecha. It could be an IP issue... but I'd be really surprised (and disappointed) if Ultraman, MechaGodzilla or the RX-78 were dropped.


My boy Superman is the top tier choice and you know it!
 

JCHandsom

Member
I wonder if the movie will miss the underlying main point of the book as much as nearly everyone who reads it does - i.e. that pop culture indulgence is nothing more than a means to placate and distract the masses from mega-corporations destroying the world with greed.

I'd be more willing to accept that reading as valid if said mega-corporations weren't foiled by the very pop culture they were supposedly using to placate and distract.

If the leaked script is anything to go by... lol

The movie starts with narration by Wade and ends with narration. Even worse, there's an epilogue where a little kid named Ernie just finished learning about Wade's story and how Aech made Oasis 2, and then decides to solve Aech's scavenger hunt.

Also, Artemis has sex with Wade the first time they meet, then she bails the next morning because "we cant be together :(", gets kidnapped immediately after, and Wade is sent on a mission by Ogden to save his girl. Which he does, obviously. This all ties into one of the challenges of the hunt or something. I also don't think it pass the bechdel test...

But this is a really early version of the script so HOPEFULLY all of this is edited/removed. If not... welp.

raw
 

Drey1082

Member
Are they going to move all the pop culture references up a decade+? I'm assuming they will, since the nostalgia needs to work for the right demo (18-34). Cline's book is just a little too early eighties to get those millennials in the theater right?
 

zeemumu

Member
Even worse, there's an epilogue where a little kid named Ernie just finished learning about Wade's story and how Aech made Oasis 2, and then decides to solve Aech's scavenger hunt.


The fuck?

Also, Artemis has sex with Wade the first time they meet, then she bails the next morning because "we cant be together :(", gets kidnapped immediately after, and Wade is sent on a mission by Ogden to save his girl. Which he does, obviously.

The double fuck?
 

Pilgrimzero

Member
Hopefully that leaked script (if real) has been updated etc.

I get they had to massively change things to make it into a film but they really cheated out on how to obtain the 3 keys and the whole final 3rd was garbage.

Reminds me of the Scott Pilgrim film. Got a lot right then fucked up the ending.
 

zeemumu

Member
Ernest Cline once wrote a short story titled Nerd Porn Auteur. He later claimed it was a parody in precisely the same way as Tommy Wiseau did with The Room.

It's not a parody. It's a fascinating look into the mind of Ernest Cline, however.

Tommy claimed The Room was a parody when it clearly wasn't because he didn't want people to think he was legitimately as delusional as he actually is, so technically Ernest Cline was telling the truth when he said that it was a parody in the same way as The Room, lmao.
 

WillyFive

Member
I liked the book, so i am interested in seeing this. I don't seem to remember a city chase scene at all though.

Also, as cool as the Iron Giant is...
he was never selected from the second gate in the book by anyone. So i'm a bit worried they are ditching Leopardon, Minerva X or Raideen for more 'mainstream' mecha. It could be an IP issue... but I'd be really surprised (and disappointed) if Ultraman, MechaGodzilla or the RX-78 were dropped.

The Iron Giant is not anywhere near as mainstream as something as MechaGodzilla. Picking Iron Giant is more fanservice than the usual anime tropes.
 

PSqueak

Banned
I also don't think it pass the bechdel test...

This brings an interesting question, if Artemis and Aech are seen on screen talking about anything, does this count as passing the Bechel test?

It's tricky given the nature of the story.

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait the main character is a self-insert shut the FUCK up

The main character AND the creator of the Oasis are very clearly self inserts.

Basically one is his hero power fantasy, the other is what he wishes he became in real life: a "god" of pop culture.

Hopefully that leaked script (if real) has been updated etc.

I get they had to massively change things to make it into a film but they really cheated out on how to obtain the 3 keys and the whole final 3rd was garbage.

Reminds me of the Scott Pilgrim film. Got a lot right then fucked up the ending.

Scott Pilgrim strayed from the comic the more into the run time you get, basically you start seeing the differences when Lucas Lee shows up and by the end it's completely something else.
 

Salvatron

Member
I just finished the book a few days ago. It was... aight, I guess. Some parts like naming doctrow and making a note that art3mis is 'rubenesque' made me cringe as they felt so forced in, same thing with discovering Aech was a lesbian.. all of it only seemed to just be there to showcase how open-minded & progressive wade is. Art3mis also didn't strike me as someone who would give a shit what people thought of her looks.

So at first I was hyped by the trailer because of the visuals, seeing the delorean in another context, the subtle nod to wonka... but after finishing the book I dont know what to think. Riding a mechanical scorpion? A race? no wargames references?

Is that Kaneda's bike? or just a similar looking recumbent bike?
 

Not

Banned
Art3mis also didn't strike me as someone who would give a shit what people thought of her looks.

See that's what Ernest Cline understands that the rest of the world doesn't. No matter how autonomous and badass and "strong" a woman is, what she really needs deep down is for a man to accept her aesthetically.
 

Pilgrimzero

Member
See that's what Ernest Cline understands that the rest of the world doesn't. No matter how autonomous and badass and "strong" a woman is, what she really needs deep down is for a man to accept her aesthetically.

She has a birthmark on her face she is self-conscience about. It's very much in her character to be worried about what someone will think of her physically in the real world.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
This brings an interesting question, if Artemis and Aech are seen on screen talking about anything, does this count as passing the Bechel test?

It's tricky given the nature of the story.

The test passes if two women talk about anything that is not related to (dating) men. So yeah, it would pass if they were discussing a challenge or whatever.
 

Not

Banned
The test passes if two women talk about anything that is not related to (dating) men. So yeah, it would pass if they were discussing a challenge or whatever.

But what if it's a black queer woman pretending to be straight white man so everyone in 2044 will be comfortable talking to her?

That's another thing the protagonist "forgives" a woman for doing by the way.
 

Pilgrimzero

Member
Man you are a hardcore defender of this book.

More of, I just dislike people trying to use things in an arguments they don't have the full context of.

Which usually means before you try to shit on something try reading it first instead of looking up other people's selected quotes from some podcast review.
 

Pilgrimzero

Member
But what if it's a black queer woman pretending to be straight white man so everyone in 2044 will be comfortable talking to her?

That's another thing the protagonist "forgives" a woman for doing by the way.

No, she's asks for his forgiveness for lying to him for years, her best friend. Which he brushes aside because it really didn't matter to him.
 
I'm going through the book right now. I'm enjoying it, actually. I see the incessant references as a weird character obsession rather than pandering. Ultimately, the author could be pandering, but its so in your face I have to look at it from a different perspective.
I find the writing easily digestible. Its not amazing by most standards, but it makes for popcorn reading. And in the grand scheme of things its an adventure novel. A fun one at that.

Edit:

Oh... Uhh... Hahaha. I'm going to put this away and finish the book. I'll reserve my judgement after I'm done.
 
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