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From AOL- https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/08/08/total-solar-eclipse-apocalypse-2017/23070430/

If there's anything that you've simply been dying to do or see, you'd best get it done soon.

According to conspiracy theorist David Meade, our planet will cease to exist as we know it in September 2017.

Meade's bizarre and unfounded theory claims that immediately after the upcoming total solar eclipse on August 21, the mythical planet Nibiru, or Planet X, will appear on the horizon and begin it's month-long collision course with Earth, arriving in late September to actually end the world.

If you're all brushed up on your space conspiracy theories, you've probably, at the very least, heard about Nibiru before.

Rumors of the mysterious body, whizzing through our solar system with an oblong orbit that coincidentally keeps it hidden from scientists' view, have been floating around the internet for years.

Wild theories about the nonexistent planetary body have, in fact, become so prevalent that NASA even addressed them in a statement, calling them a blatant "internet hoax."

"There is no factual basis for these claims," the agency wrote. "If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist."

But despite all scientific evidence that says otherwise, Meade is still convinced Planet X will finally collide with the Earth on September 23, bringing with it the mother of all apocalyptic cataclysms.

Sounds legit, right?

Anyway, if Meade's prediction has you feeling worried in any way, shape or form, just remember that we were also supposed to die in August, September and December of 2016.

Will this guy finally be correct in predicting the end of the world?

 

[Woffls]

At least it means I won't have to turn 30 in November.

 

[Vincent Alexander]

What is that jiff from? At least the end of the world looks pretty.

At least it means I won't have to turn 30 in November.

Holy shit...me too. I stopped counting, but this November is 30. That kind of sucks.

 

[Lightning Count]

To be honest, Trump far outstrips the risk of any comets or mythical tinfoil hat planet x hitting the earth theory.

 

[GHG]

Maybe this is the fire and fury that Trump is talking about?

 

[mnannola]

Is this news? Crackpot dude has crackpot theory, why should we care? How has no one else seen this planet?

 

[studyguy]

Thanks me too.

 

[Fury451]

Goddammit Planet X, I'm not telling you again- stay on your side of the line.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Umm...

Conspiracy theorist warns solar eclipse will signal the coming of Nibiru and the end of our planet

 

[Figboy79]

What?


Well, I didn't have any pressing plans gor September anyway.

 

[Daria]

which calendar is ending now?

 

[Akuun]

I like how the end of the world is always scheduled about a month from now.

 

[EnlightenedMint]

Thought this was about Planet X announcing a new album

 

[luulubuu]

Destiny 2 viral marketing is fucking bananas

 

[Broken Joystick]

thank you god

 

[Bronx-Man]

Should've finished us off five years ago.

 

[ArgyleReptile]

It could be worst...the planet could also be sentient and trying to eat us.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

 

[higemaru]

Oh thank god

 

[Dishwalla]

Now I'll never get a SNES Classic, fuck.

 

[Princess Viola]

cool

 

[Draper]

Take that North Korea!

 

[Warm Machine]

Day before my birthday...typical.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Is that where Krang is from?

And the chemical that made the Power Puff Girls... that's where that came from too.

 

[Woorloog]

Is this news? Crackpot dude has crackpot theory, why should we care? How has no one else seen this planet?

This is complete nonsense. Not sure if OP is a conspiracy theorist or if he is just having a bit fun by posting this.


But in case someone is interested, it is possible there is actually another planet on our solar system: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Nine
Possibly quite big even, but so very far away it is no danger at all. (Also so far away and so dark finding it is very, very difficult. James Webb telescope may help though.)

 

[norm9]

What is that jiff from? At least the end of the world looks pretty.

It's from Melancholia.

The way the world is going, I'm not surprised a rogue planet is coming to fuck us up.

 

[VincentMatts]

Will this guy finally be correct in predicting the end of the world?

If he says it often enough, he will will eventually be right. Like that broken clock being right twice a day type thing.

 

[kAmui-]

Now I'll never get a SNES Classic, fuck.

Don't worry, you would never have gotten one anyway.

 

[Rhaknar]

Marvel viral marketing

 

[Puck Beaverton]

king ghidorah!

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

This is complete nonsense. Not sure if OP is a conspiracy theorist or if he is just having a bit fun by posting this.


But in case someone is interested, it is possible there is actually another planet on our solar system: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Nine
Possibly quite big even, but so very far away it is no danger at all. (Also so far away and so dark finding it is very, very difficult. James Webb telescope may help though.)

Can't be worse than the marijuana thread that we had yesterday.

 

[CraigMcD]

Is that where Krang is from?

And the chemical that made the Power Puff Girls... that's where that came from too.

Dimension X

 

[Woorloog]

Can't be worse than the marijuana thread that we had yesterday.

Do i dare to ask?

 

[Baroquemantic]

Planet X? I welcome my mutant powers.

 

[Gaogaogao]

why do we give idiots so much attention? can we stop that?

 

[radios shipping overview]

So this bullshit political situation will be over? Cool, can't wait.

 

[SirMossyBloke]

Well the Earth is flat anyway, so this planet will probably just skip off the surface like a pebble on water, and we'll possibly only lose Florida.

It's not all bad news guys.

 

[Zee-Row]

Thats one way to impeach Trump

 

[jstripes]

Wouldn't it have to be Planet IX, now that Pluto got kicked out of the planet club?

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Thank god. I just got scammed buying a new car. Now I won't have to worry about payments.

 

[UCBooties]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x1zcnKtDHg

 

[kevin1025]

So if Trumps ends the world before September 23rd, would this man be correct? No one would be able to prove him wrong.

 

[Lord Fagan]

 

[Strangelove77]

Live every day like it's your last.
Die young and leave a good looking corpse.
Live fast, die young.
If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best.
And so forth...

 

[Tal Shiar Agent]

 

[Xe4]

Planet X been about to collide with us a good
20 years and running now.

Any day, the world is going to end. This time I'm for reals.

 

[Username1198]

Bruce Willis to the rescue, I think?

 

[radios shipping overview]

Obligatory

 

[Anung]

Bring it on!

 

[Hiro_Kunimi_80]

Not before "the Last Jedi" is released .