Bigger story is the guy walking around with a shit caked butthole for the rest of the day.
Pro Tip: If the bathroom has paper towels [...] take the paper towel that you use to dry your hands with you into the stall [...] throw the paper towel into the water
I'd be more annoyed because then there's a good chance my crack is going to itch all day.If there is no piss on the seat or visual dirt, I pop a squat. As far as toilet paper is concerned, he may have made a terrible mistake and committed before checking. I've done it and its embarrassing.
Life's too short to worry about sitting on a public toilet. Unless there's visible piss/poop/semen on the seat, you're goddamned right I'm plopping down on it and plopping.
Ah, so you're why these signs exist:
Because that creates useless waste and pollution and isn't more hygienicwait a minute yall don't layer the toilet seat with a seat cover or toilet paper?
fucking nasty
I've never clogged a public toilet in my life with a paper towel. If such a toilet exists, then it should be replaced as it isn't worth a damn.
lol some of you should take a vacation to Thailand or some place similar. Have fun with no toilet paper at all experience. Which is superior.
Ah, so you're why these signs exist:
wait a minute yall don't layer the toilet seat with a seat cover or toilet paper?
fucking nasty
wait a minute yall don't layer the toilet seat with a seat cover or toilet paper?
fucking nasty
Everyone sits down on public seats.
Have fun with no toilet paper at all experience. Which is superior.
Because that creates useless waste and pollution and isn't more hygienic
lern2science, bruh
I've never clogged a public toilet in my life with a paper towel. If such a toilet exists, then it should be replaced as it isn't worth a damn.
You are the weirdo, not us.
These are legit, the resin used for wet strength in paper towels is not readily water soluble and paper towels will take a long time to break down in a sewer or septic system.
Also I never understood this attitude. I'm not some prude, I just so my bare ass on a public toilet and go to town. I don't mind swapping ass germs...it's not like we're somehow touching anuses or have any kind of direct bodily fluid contact with all of the partners that particular toilet has ever had.
Because that creates useless waste and pollution and isn't more hygienic
lern2science, bruh
Judging by this thread, apparently not lol. I'll wipe it down if there's drips or something on it. Otherwise, I would echo the idea that that's what skin is for.
The three seashells?
I've never clogged a public toilet in my life with a paper towel. If such a toilet exists, then it should be replaced as it isn't worth a damn.
These are legit, the resin used for wet strength in paper towels is not readily water soluble and paper towels will take a long time to break down in a sewer or septic system.
If it's super clean, I'll sit directly on it. If it's a sketchy bathroom, I'll layer it.
That sounds itchy as fuck.lol some of you should take a vacation to Thailand or some place similar. Have fun with no toilet paper at all experience. Which is superior.
Pretty much. Even still, I take some TP and do a quick seat wipe just to make sure.
All the more reason for me to do it since yall not
Wipe it down and sit on it. Everything's gonna be ok.
Just put a small line of toilet paper into the water before you go. Physics!all the layering and seat-wiping in the world doesn't mean a damn thing when you finally drop the loaf and it it has the perfect velocity and density to cause some toilet water to splash up perfectly right into your open butthole.
If your butt is creating a seal around the toilet and then you fart, the suction action of your anus would swallow up all the fecal air, but the chances of that are slim.
There's this one guy who I'm friends with on Facebook who would get mad that other people would put toilet paper down on the seat and then forget to flush it.
He also said there's no need for TP -- just sit and poop bare ass.
But then why did he get so mad by the toilet paper left on the seat if he'll just sit on anything to shit??
I think about this paradox literally every time I poop in a public place. I deeply regret not calling him out on it.
Do you honestly see that as hypocrisy?
I've literally never covered it, used TP, the wax paper, stuff. etc. If the seat looks dirty, I use a different one. I wash my hands thoroughly before leaving, and my backside daily. I'm doing okay.
Lol at that title edit. Too be fair, the other guy might not have known there was no paper until it was too late.
Now wait until you start taking a dump and you get some splashback from your deuce plopping into the water. That's a nightmare scenario.