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OP discovers he's a germaphobe; next door occupant shits without wiping
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Either that or he was confident in his fibre intake.
Earthbound64
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Raptomex
Member
I'd be more annoyed because then there's a good chance my crack is going to itch all day.
Jeronimo Jones
Member
We already know that some people don't wash themselves daily, regularly, or correctly from the threads we see around here.
Even if the paper isn't providing protection from any bacteria or diseases, I still prefer to keep my skin another degree of separation away from whoever did whatever before I got there to a public toilet, regardless.
Even if the paper isn't providing protection from any bacteria or diseases, I still prefer to keep my skin another degree of separation away from whoever did whatever before I got there to a public toilet, regardless.
prag16
Banned
Yep. Without visible issues with the seat, I always sit directly on it. You people taking time out of your short stay on this planet layering relatively clean seats with toilet paper are the weird ones. Not us.
A potential lack of wiping in the OP is the far bigger story here.
I wouldn't use a toilet that (noticeably) had no TP for my bungus. However I sit on the seat, bare-ass all the time, I don't see what the deal is. It's not like putting a thin layer of paper between my cheeks and the seat is really going to clean anything; if you're paranoid about that bring some disinfectant into the stall with you folks.
Ah, so you're why these signs exist:
I've never clogged a public toilet in my life with a paper towel. If such a toilet exists, then it should be replaced as it isn't worth a damn.
Morrigan Stark
Arrogant Smirk
Because that creates useless waste and pollution and isn't more hygienic
lern2science, bruh
lol some of you should take a vacation to Thailand or some place similar. Have fun with no toilet paper at all experience. Which is superior.
BassForever
Member
I'm literally sitting on a public toilet seat right now reading/posting this
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
The three seashells?
Ah, so you're why these signs exist:
These are legit, the resin used for wet strength in paper towels is not readily water soluble and paper towels will take a long time to break down in a sewer or septic system.
Also I never understood this attitude. I'm not some prude, I just so my bare ass on a public toilet and go to town. I don't mind swapping ass germs...it's not like we're somehow touching anuses or have any kind of direct bodily fluid contact with all of the partners that particular toilet has ever had.
yanipheonu
Member
Far as I can tell, there's no way for germs to get to my mouth or any other part of my body from my ass. And I'm dilligent about washing my hands. So being sanitary isn't really a reason to do this.
I don't care about covering the seat, seems an extra annoyance when I could just poop and get out of there.
There doesn't appear to be much reason to cover the toilet seat, other than personal comfort reasons.
I don't care about covering the seat, seems an extra annoyance when I could just poop and get out of there.
There doesn't appear to be much reason to cover the toilet seat, other than personal comfort reasons.
You are the weirdo, not us.
playingwithfire
Member
I always put paper down. Germs have nothing to do with it, I just don't like the thought of sitting on someone else's piss - whether it's dried or not.
Man Called Aerodynamics
Member
Judging by this thread, apparently not lol. I'll wipe it down if there's drips or something on it. Otherwise, I would echo the idea that that's what skin is for.
Earthbound64
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family_guy
Member
I'm not having children so I've done much more for the environment just by not having diapers to throw out.
Toilet paper breaks down in water to help with not just flushing but everything else, be it sewer or septic functions. Paper towels are meant to be thrown in the trash.
Correction: the vast majority of people sit on public toilet seats.
No water you imbecile. Also Demolition Man sucks. /s
Water. I don't count the three four pieces of paper which you throw into the trash with which you use after using water. Better than some people on here wasting whole rolls of paper and they still can't clean their asses.
autumnleaf
Member
How exactly do you think the water in this magical toilet that chews up paper towels is different from the not worth a damn toilet water?
Tissue paper breaks apart easy, paper towels don't, it's like their thing.
Earthbound64
Banned
Oh, I know. I was just confused by why someone would have hand towels with them in the toilet - until that poster explained that they take them in with them.
Khalifa Jayy
Banned
Pretty much. Even still, I take some TP and do a quick seat wipe just to make sure.
Raptomex
Member
That sounds itchy as fuck.
The real story is the dude didn't wipe his ass. Who cares about the seat if you aren't wiping your butt?
yep
yep
At least flush it when you're done. I've seen too many people leave their toilet seat shields behind.
Commanche Raisin Toast
Member
Yep. Occasionally there will be little droplets from the toilet flushing or at worst, some pee drops on it (seriously guys, lift the fucking seat if you're going to piss standing up) so I give it a quick wipe down so it's not wet.
That's it.
Anoregon
The flight plan I just filed with the agency list me, my men, Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you!
all the layering and seat-wiping in the world doesn't mean a damn thing when you finally drop the loaf and it it has the perfect velocity and density to cause some toilet water to splash up perfectly right into your open butthole.
Lord Error
Insane For Sony
You should have thrown some tp to the poor guy next to you OP :\ He's probably the type who doesn't check if there's paper first, and then deeply regrets.
Just put a small line of toilet paper into the water before you go. Physics!
backflip10019
Member
There's this one guy who I'm friends with on Facebook who would get mad that other people would put toilet paper down on the seat and then forget to flush it.
He also said there's no need for TP -- just sit and poop bare ass.
But then why did he get so mad by the toilet paper left on the seat if he'll just sit on anything to shit??
I think about this paradox literally every time I poop in a public place. I deeply regret not calling him out on it.
He also said there's no need for TP -- just sit and poop bare ass.
But then why did he get so mad by the toilet paper left on the seat if he'll just sit on anything to shit??
I think about this paradox literally every time I poop in a public place. I deeply regret not calling him out on it.
LeroyPantwether
Member
Lol, sort of related. In jail, people often fart on the toilet then flush it down, as a sort of courtesy i guess. Don't know if the science behind the technique works out but it always amused me.
Do you honestly see that as hypocrisy?
hydrophilic attack
Member
backflip10019
Member
Yes. When you're willing to go as far as to make a public Facebook post about how putting TP on a seat when you poop is not necessary and then complain about someone who left TP on the seat because that's gross, then that's hypocrisy of the highest degree and you should be shamed for it.
Thelonelykoopa
Member
Oh Gaf where people eats ass ritually but sitting where another persons ass has been is a no go.
Mighty Chin
Banned
Sometimes you gotta go
Yep - the common sense approach.
In which case OP should have offered once he was done with germ warfare.
Indrid Cold1
Member
Neptune's Kiss.
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