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[5taquitos]

I'm a pretty neat and polite eater that can usually exercise self-control.

Lay's Chips? Yeah, I can have just one.

In-N-Out burger? I will eat with moderation, maybe even saving the second half.

But put this in front of me:

Oh shit. Something awakens inside of me. That package is already dead. You're not getting any.

Tiny crumbles and a dribble of milk down my chin are all that remain.

What brings out the food beast in you?

 

[Malvolio]

Hint of Lime Tostitos. I can't buy them or the bag is gone in a day.

 

[HeartlessNobody213]

Synder's buffalo wing flavored pretzel pieces.

 

[chugen]

does ass count

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Oreos
Dry roasted peanuts
Pistachios

 

[Finaj]

Expensive, but peanut butter-filled chocolate smidgens from Gertrude Hawk.

 

[Servbot24]

Dried cranberries

... they then proceed to destroy my intestines

 

[glaringradio]

Synder's buffalo wing flavored pretzel pieces.

These and the Jalapeno ones. If I had any less self-control I'd just blend a pack into powder and snort the shit.

 

[backflip10019]

Opened a bag of Pirate's Booty.

*3 minutes later*

Finished a bag of Pirate's Booty.

 

[jon bones]

halal guys beef over rice with a little hot sauce

DONE

 

[Oppo]

Triscuits

idk why.
add some cream cheese to those fuckers and I'd mess up a whole box

 

[Kenzodielocke]

These and the Jalapeno ones. If I had any less self-control I'd just blend a pack into powder and snort the shit.

Honey mustard is the best though.

 

[Zombie James]

does ass count

 

[Santiako]

Everything. I am a pig.

 

[MoogleMan]

A thick ass ribeye steak over a mountain of white rice smothered in caramelized onions and shredded cheese.

Spoiler

I'm already dead.

 

[Wood Man]

A combination of these two. Keep them away from me because I will annihilate them. Then feel like trash afterwards.

 

[Qasiel]

Cheap, supermarket brand cheese ball puffs. Something about them makes me unable to put a bag down, and the bags are usually quite large.

Synder's buffalo wing flavored pretzel pieces.

These, too.

 

[BumperLips]

If I ever find these again, I will buy every bag I can get my hands on and devour one every day for life.

Also, I've recently been destroying black bean dips. One of my favs is from TJ

 

[Dr.Horrible]

Chili Cheese Fritos are the equivalent of crack to me.

 

[Zackat]

Honey BBQ Fritos Twists

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

Potato chips.

 

[Ravensmash]

Salt and Vinegar twirls - supermarket own brand. Any supermarket.

I actually can't stop myself and therefore don't buy them very often.

 

[Eidan]

My boss ordered 15 bags of these things for my office and they are DESTROYING my diet.
They're insanely addictive, and insanely packed with sugar.

 

[Stabby McSter]

wing stop

don't matter the flavor i don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkk

especially that ranch

 

[daviyoung]

All of them

 

[dookeh]

Cheez-its
Nacho Cheese Doritos

 

[Coin Return]

Ranch Dipped Hot Wings Doritos

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Bag of chocolate donettes.

Cool Ranch Doritos

Sour Patch Kids

Basically.....

 

[The Jazz Cabbage Master]

Oreos for me too. Give me a big ass glass of milk and I will smash that whole container of oreos then rest happily in a food coma.

 

[Poppy]

yeah, unforunately everything. if it comes in a bag i will eat the entire bag, so basically unless im okay with being fat, i cant buy snacks that are that bad for me

that being said i am often okay with being fat

 

[mjc]

I don't buy Oreos, Fritos, or keep ice cream on hand because I will DEVOUR them and feel like total shit afterwards.

 

[shira]

does ass count

ass or asshole?

There's a big distinction

One is ham, the other is not.

 

[Lambtron]

Gushers.

 

[thoseAREmySHOES]

Sriracha Cheez-Its. As soon as I open that box, they are as good as gone.

 

[BRYCKER]

Mine is any type of fruit - cherries, grapes, mangoes, etc.

Or pineapple pizza with thin crust. In 1 sitting.

 

[HvySky]

Chips and dip are my weakness.

 

[Zertez]

Pringles.

 

[Shanlei91]

All of them. I need to see everything to the end, ASAP.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Cheez-its. I try to eat healthy and moderate myself but Lord help me if there are Cheez-its in front of me.

 

[h1nch]

Large pepperoni w/ roasted red peppers and fresh basil from Grimaldi's.

I don't know why but I cannot stop eating it until it's all gone. Normally with pizza I can eat two to four slices depending on how hungry I am. But Grimaldi's is crack to me. And it's even better cold.

 

[The Jazz Cabbage Master]

Also, kettle chips and clam dip/cottage cheese. Holy shit I can't control myself.

 

[Piecake]

Mangos

I usually buy like 5-7 if they are cheap at the store, and usually about 2/3rds or every one are eaten by the end of the day

 

[victreeb3l]

This is the greatest dessert in the world. I can eat a whole fucking box in a sitting. Goddamn they're delicious.

 

[TissueBox]

does ass count

Reeeally hard to reach though.

 

[McMoneyman]

Any sort of chips. When I have one, I'm probably gonna clean the whole bowl/bag.

 

[Ambient80]

Hot and Spicy cheez its.

Cool Ranch or Spicy Nacho Doritos.

Sun Dried Tomato flavored wheat thins.

White cheddar popcorn.


Like seriously, any of those can be purchased and subsequently gone within hours. Lol

 

[SeanC]

Oreos - haven't had them on the reg in a while, will power!

Pie - Goddamn I love pie. I'll eat any type of pie and I have no awareness how many pieces are enough pieces. I have eaten whole pies before. No will power!

 

[peteykirch]

I love me some sesame sticks

 

[schwabdizzle]

These are legit. They are basically a potato chip with every seasoning on them. They serve them in prison. This dude at my work's dad sells them to prisons and they are fucking fantastic.

also for my German side

for desert

 

[see5harp]

The best snack ever is the cheese and caramel popcorn from Garret's. Like there's nothing even remotely close.