Spreading the butt cheeks.
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Strip clubs are insane in other countries
- Thread starter Widdle Puppy
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Spreading the butt cheeks.
Widdle Puppy
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With the thong off and your face practically all up in it? I've never done that or heard of that being done at any US club.
countdown to "I gave my foreign stripper girlfriend my life savings and now she won't respond to my texts"
hydrophilic attack
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op if you return to spend a few hundred on your favourite girl every weekend for a couple of months i'm sure she will go out with you and marry you
Crossing Eden
Hello, my name is Yves Guillemot, Vivendi S.A.'s Employee of the Month!
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efyu_lemonardo
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This is what I'm talkin bout!
Keep 'em coming GAF!
Impeccable
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Hot clients. Much sexy. Make job easy.
Widdle Puppy
Banned
sarcasm? because I think this is possible perhaps but I am not sure...
Those better have been the best butts in the world if you're paying $300. That seems like a ridiculous waste of money.
Slavery contributes to sex work, undeniably. Not all sex workers are slaves, but you're deluding yourself if you think it's not a problem.
But hey, you seem like a good judge of character. Surely if you think these hands-on strippers were voluntarily engaging in sex work (legitimately into you) that's the case.
Widdle Puppy
Banned
They were VERY nice. I'm serious. They were not old trucker butt or single mom butt. They were absolutely wonderful and that's not hyperbole. I would prefer not to be too vulgar in this thread with my descriptions but please take my word. I'm absolutely serious. These women were 20s and 30s and some of the hottest strippers I've ever seen in shear numbers.
The strip clubs in Edinburgh are pretty fun. Went to one a couple of years ago with a couple of friends after a gig. Spoke with one of the girls for a bit about working in a call centre, which she'd done previously and then got a dance from her and another girl where they performed oral on each other, definitely an experience.
Depends. Did he spread buttcheeks in the not private conversation area, If yes, then I say that's special. To me it just sounds like he went a really good club but nothing that can't be found in the US.
You absolutely got heisted. Yikes.
DiipuSurotu
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Dear diary the ass was fat
I've only ever been to one strip club in Edmonton Alberta for my 21st birthday. It was a fun night but pretty tame. I got 3 private dances for 30 bucks a song. Girls got fully nude and everything but absolutely no touching was allowed whatsoever. Beer was ridiculously expensive too.
I was under the impression that strip clubs in the US allowed way more but I could be wrong.
I was under the impression that strip clubs in the US allowed way more but I could be wrong.
rokkerkory
Member
You've been jedi mind tricked
JordanN
Banned
Watch the first episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
LMAO
RockTurtle
Member
How far does a dollar go in the crack?
Widdle Puppy
Banned
It was in a private room. My nose was literally two inches away in full glory of you know what.
She took my shirt off and even let me kiss her body.
Never heard of such a service offered in the US
Turbo Killer
Member
Did you use jam or jelly when you spread the butt cheeks?
hydrophilic attack
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dude you will get worked so hard
Who let you out of the country?
Tal Shiar Agent
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The vast majority of it is.
arturo2666
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FeenixRising
Banned
I prefer the upscale American strip clubs where the girls have that core strength to do those cirque du soleil tricks on the pole
What does 'practically' mean in this case.
The girls at Gold Club in sacramento make it their goal to grind you so hard you almost cum in your pants all while youre sucking on their nipples. Pretty nice place too, they get current porn stars drop by like Raven Bay to give lap dances.
This is satire right?
I just visited a strip club in Moscow and it was insane. I spread three pairs of butt cheeks tonight. The girls were all gorgeous. The club was legit. Lights and the entire decor were wonderful. The rooms were incredibly private but the ladies I met all set boundaries very politely and in a servile manner. One of them I talked to quite a bit and she gave me a very nice run down of the club and it's rules. It was a long story but the owner of the club married one of his dancers and apparently it's not uncommon for dancers here to start dating their regulars ~_~ Anyways I really liked how personal the girls were and how incredibly touchy feely they were in private dances. One of them gave me a long dance because I was a foreigner and I think she thought I was cute. Not trying to joke myself here, I know it's her job, but cmon of course some of them find their clientele hot yes? This strip club was better than any one I've ever been to in the U.S. So much touching and in general, such a much more lax atmosphere, rules but giving you the benefit of the doubt that you'll behave. So in this thread discuss strip clubs that are not in the U.S. (or discuss them here idc). I want to hear about your experience in strip clubs around the world!
im ded
Widdle Puppy
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I wouldn't really say they did. But I cozy'd up to one girl and we talked quite a bit. She was Russian so her English was kinda hard to understand but she was very helpful. She told me stories of what girls have done against the rules and what clients have done to get themselves banned. She also put a buffer between myself and her after the second dance because I think it would not look good with her staying with one client. Gives off that impression that she may give favors. Either way I absolutely respected the establishment and was called a gentleman by my last dancer. She was an absolute sweetheart and the one I know gave me extra favors. Like legit naked dry humping (her) with you know what on my you know what. I'll be back next week for another $300-$500. I'm totally down for this and any other forms of legal sex work.
Ugh, gross. This isn't a good look, but hey whatever gets you off man. I'm not here to kink shame
Never visited Las Vegas then.
Baroquemantic
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I'm weak at "spread three pairs of butt cheeks tonight". It's just not something I expected to read today.
Yeah he could've bought a nice wallet with that money.
efyu_lemonardo
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Only went to a strip club once when I was 18. Paid for 3 or 4 lap dances, if I recall correctly they only seemed expensive because I was 18, in hindsight very cheap - worryingly so, even.
I was drunk as hell, couldn't keep my hands off the girls during lap dances and for the most part nobody cared, not even the girls.
Lost count of how many times I visited the men's room to relieve myself that night.
Surprised they didn't kick me out, to be honest.
I was drunk as hell, couldn't keep my hands off the girls during lap dances and for the most part nobody cared, not even the girls.
Lost count of how many times I visited the men's room to relieve myself that night.
Surprised they didn't kick me out, to be honest.
Turbo Killer
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1/3 of an iPhone X.
Yea i was gonna say. He said its crazy in other countries and then go on to say they set boundaries?
I was pretty much spreading buttcheeks in NYC, and nibbling nipples.
Widdle Puppy
Banned
They were very helpful and willing to please. I tipped like crazy and was a gentleman... Why does this have to be a bad adjective?
ArgyleReptile
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And it's the second sentence of the post.
Sounds like he found a more fun place to put his money
Don't they do this at literally every strip club everywhere?