gustave154
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Woke up to this thread on a sunny Sunday morning. Nice.
Man I'm 28 and I still haven't visited a strip club. I just never wanted even a little. I sometimes (like when I read threads like this) try to imagine myself in one, and I feel anxiety and discomfort. Like I'm there, in the club sitting somewhere and trying to smile while girls try to sell me some really expensive drinks etc. and I'm there trying to look like I find the girls hot and I enjoy being there when I would really be super worried about spending money. I wouldn't even pay for sex, but out of the two, I feel like just paying for sex would be the more "bang for your buck" deal. At least with that you're not paying for blueballs. All of that is so far removed from my world that the thought of this stuff seems almost alien.
SMH bro you could have bought a new Nintendo Switch or some SNES classics with that money
well either way buttcheeks are spreads, i guess.
Unless you're looking at porn performers or models, escorts aren't that expensive in general.
I prefer the upscale American strip clubs where the girls have that core strength to do those cirque du soleil tricks on the pole
Pretty tame by NYC standards. Things can get pretty crazy in there, you can get in a lot of trouble lol
Glad you got up in that gooty though.
Will it last that long?
I gave it 2 pages at 100 replies per page tops!
$300 dollars would probably get you a good escort. Like, why not go all the way?
I've heard nothing but rave reviews of the higher end strip clubs in Vegas so I'm guessing it'd be similar there.
I've heard nothing but rave reviews of the higher end strip clubs in Vegas so I'm guessing it'd be similar there.
Coming from Baltimore, Montreal was like more than 50% cheaper for much prettier women. But I do like the event specials we have in Baltimore if I ever go out to a strip club which is still pretty rare.
What's the big deal about spreading butt cheeks anyway?
These got the sauce?Lemon pepper wet.
😂😂😂Spent $300 to not even get your dick wet, jesus christ what a mark
At the strip club I go to once in a blue moon its pretty much 100 dollars to do what you want. Just give them the 100 and they literally go get a condom lol
What's the big deal about spreading butt cheeks anyway?
It was in a private room. My nose was literally two inches away in full glory of you know what.
She took my shirt off and even let me kiss her body.
Never heard of such a service offered in the US
What's the big deal about spreading butt cheeks anyway?
Decent deal, pending cheek size, of course.50 bucks a cheek
I don't even know if there are strip clubs in my country. I know there are places full of women where you can get one(or more) of them and pay them for sex. But a place where the purpose is to see women stripping and dancing? I don't think I've heard of it.
$300 dollars would probably get you a good escort. Like, why not go all the way?
I decided to check around me for the heck of it.
$1200. That's pretty crazy.
What country is that then?
Only went to a strip club once when I was 18.
I was drunk as hell, couldn't keep my hands off the girls during lap dances and for the most part nobody cared, not even the girls.
Lost count of how many times I visited the men's room to relieve myself that night.
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That is crazy.
You could get the new LEGO UCS Millennium Falcon for that and still have money left over.
I decided to check around me for the heck of it.
$1200. That's pretty crazy.
LA strip clubs are just as good. In fact, many a butt cheek are probably getting spread right now
You guys either shamed OP away or he's already spent his life savings trying to get a stripper girlfriend.
What location and where you checking to get prices like that?
Literally just watched this yesterday.I can't help but think of Requiem for a Dream.
ASS TA ASS
I have. They're called escorts and are cheaper .
So, by other countries, you just mean Russia?
It's not a great time its a sobering experience for me. Like when I was wasted in Tokyo, the best way to sober me up was to walk me through the big panchinko parlours where people are sat there chain smoking and playing those asinine looking games.
They both have something in common; they're places where humanity and hope go to die a shameful death.
i bet he's out there somewhere spreadin right now..