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[gustave154]

Woke up to this thread on a sunny Sunday morning. Nice.

 

[pigeon]

Man I'm 28 and I still haven't visited a strip club. I just never wanted even a little. I sometimes (like when I read threads like this) try to imagine myself in one, and I feel anxiety and discomfort. Like I'm there, in the club sitting somewhere and trying to smile while girls try to sell me some really expensive drinks etc. and I'm there trying to look like I find the girls hot and I enjoy being there when I would really be super worried about spending money. I wouldn't even pay for sex, but out of the two, I feel like just paying for sex would be the more "bang for your buck" deal. At least with that you're not paying for blueballs. All of that is so far removed from my world that the thought of this stuff seems almost alien.

It's pretty normal to not go to strip clubs.

 

[Skel1ingt0n]

SMH bro you could have bought a new Nintendo Switch or some SNES classics with that money



well either way buttcheeks are spreads, i guess.

Or a new wallet.

 

[lawnchair]

Unless you're looking at porn performers or models, escorts aren't that expensive in general.

.. interesting.

 

[Badabing]

Pretty tame by NYC standards. Things can get pretty crazy in there, you can get in a lot of trouble lol


Glad you got up in that gooty though.

 

[cryptosporidium]

I prefer the upscale American strip clubs where the girls have that core strength to do those cirque du soleil tricks on the pole

Granville Strip in Van had that, a fire dancer, and poledancing but on cloth I forget the name. Abs on woman is +1

 

[Amagon]

Pretty tame by NYC standards. Things can get pretty crazy in there, you can get in a lot of trouble lol


Glad you got up in that gooty though.

Badabing
Time ta STEP IT UP


Badaboom!

 

[Goro Majima]

I've heard nothing but rave reviews of the higher end strip clubs in Vegas so I'm guessing it'd be similar there.

 

[TheChocoboCadet]

Will it last that long?

I gave it 2 pages at 100 replies per page tops!

Crow is served

 

[Earthbound64]

$300 dollars would probably get you a good escort. Like, why not go all the way?

I decided to check around me for the heck of it.
$1200. That's pretty crazy.

 

[hodayathink]

I've heard nothing but rave reviews of the higher end strip clubs in Vegas so I'm guessing it'd be similar there.

I'm pretty lucky in that my only strip club experiences are basically the high end Vegas ones and a relatively shitty one in central Illinios while I was in college. And each time I've gone for free because my friends covered me. Most I've ever spent is on drinks (and even that was only once).

Edit: And my Vegas experience is always for AVN weekend, which feature porn performers and probably the best dancers the club has (since I'd imagine the best women want to work that weekend).

 

[Kelsdesu]

I've heard nothing but rave reviews of the higher end strip clubs in Vegas so I'm guessing it'd be similar there.

Fun Fact:
A majority of dancers in Vegas are flown in by the club from Cali for the weekend crowd.

So wait for the weekend to go.

 

[Sub_Level]

At the strip club I go to once in a blue moon its pretty much 100 dollars to do what you want. Just give them the 100 and they literally go get a condom lol

 

[HarryKS]

Coming from Baltimore, Montreal was like more than 50% cheaper for much prettier women. But I do like the event specials we have in Baltimore if I ever go out to a strip club which is still pretty rare.

What event specials? Theme nights?

 

[Bronx-Man]

Spent $300 to not even get your dick wet, jesus christ what a mark

 

[Kelsdesu]

What event specials? Theme nights?

Lemon pepper wet.

 

[_Nemo]

What's the big deal about spreading butt cheeks anyway?

 

[Puck Beaverton]

What's the big deal about spreading butt cheeks anyway?

you can see the pooper

 

[Bronx-Man]

Lemon pepper wet.

These got the sauce?

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Spent $300 to not even get your dick wet, jesus christ what a mark

😂😂😂

But it was a foreign girl.

 

[Earthbound64]

At the strip club I go to once in a blue moon its pretty much 100 dollars to do what you want. Just give them the 100 and they literally go get a condom lol

Finally!
A group to play Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles with!

What's the big deal about spreading butt cheeks anyway?

 

[The Hamburglar]

It was in a private room. My nose was literally two inches away in full glory of you know what.

She took my shirt off and even let me kiss her body.

Never heard of such a service offered in the US

I have. They're called escorts and are cheaper .

 

[DJMicLuv]

What's the big deal about spreading butt cheeks anyway?

When you stare into the abyss, etc.

 

[Future]

LA strip clubs are just as good. In fact, many a butt cheek are probably getting spread right now

 

[Za-Neen-Jya]

Do they have full nude strip clubs in Vegas? That's the only kind I like. Also, are they strict with the touching? 'Cause I like to feel up the tits and ass during a private dance in the VIP.

 

[Zasa]

50 bucks a cheek

Decent deal, pending cheek size, of course.

 

[Bronx-Man]

I can't help but think of Requiem for a Dream.

ASS TA ASS

 

[Abilidebob]

I don't even know if there are strip clubs in my country. I know there are places full of women where you can get one(or more) of them and pay them for sex. But a place where the purpose is to see women stripping and dancing? I don't think I've heard of it.

 

[kotor22]

What does spreading butt cheeks even mean

 

[always crazy bacon]

I don't even know if there are strip clubs in my country. I know there are places full of women where you can get one(or more) of them and pay them for sex. But a place where the purpose is to see women stripping and dancing? I don't think I've heard of it.

What country is that then?

 

[Kayhan]

$300 dollars would probably get you a good escort. Like, why not go all the way?

I decided to check around me for the heck of it.
$1200. That's pretty crazy.

That is crazy.

You could get the new LEGO UCS Millennium Falcon for that and still have money left over.

 

[ThisOne]

You can have a very similar experience in some Vegas strip clubs.

 

[Abilidebob]

What country is that then?

Brazil. "Whore houses"(is that the right term?) are pretty damn common, and there are countless websites where prostitutes can share their numbers and WhatsApp so that clients can arrange a "meeting". But strip clubs? Maybe they exist for rich people I have no idea.

 

[Herr Schwarz]

I love how yall shaming OP for paying 300 bucks at a fucking strip club. What the hell do you do gaf? Waltz in there with rolls of quarters? Mad baller, yo?

Multi lap dances, plus champagne.... or do yall sneak in your own booze from the supermarket similar to how y'all deal with candy at the cinema? Big ballers man.

That's fucking disgusting.

Only went to a strip club once when I was 18.

I was drunk as hell, couldn't keep my hands off the girls during lap dances and for the most part nobody cared, not even the girls.

Lost count of how many times I visited the men's room to relieve myself that night.
.

Yeah, that's great. Great imagery of you running to the potty with ya lil wang poking through your zipper whilst you whack one out into a urinal cake with ya tongue protruding out ya mouth like some feral animal and your eyes rolling into the back of your head. Thanks for that one.


I been to a couple of strip clubs but I'm a really lousy drunk so often I would be a grumpy guss with a :/ expression all night whilst getting ass shoved in my face.

It's not a great time its a sobering experience for me. Like when I was wasted in Tokyo, the best way to sober me up was to walk me through the big panchinko parlours where people are sat there chain smoking and playing those asinine looking games.

They both have something in common; they're places where humanity and hope go to die a shameful death.

 

[Earthbound64]

That is crazy.

You could get the new LEGO UCS Millennium Falcon for that and still have money left over.

And last a lifetime on your shelf encased behind glass.
...The Millennium Falcon, that is...

 

[big_z]

I decided to check around me for the heck of it.
$1200. That's pretty crazy.

What location and where you checking to get prices like that?

 

[wild wild rice]

LA strip clubs are just as good. In fact, many a butt cheek are probably getting spread right now

😆😂

 

[Seductivpancakes]

You guys either shamed OP away or he's already spent his life savings trying to get a stripper girlfriend.

 

[Voidguts]

You guys either shamed OP away or he's already spent his life savings trying to get a stripper girlfriend.

i bet he's out there somewhere spreadin right now..

 

[Earthbound64]

What location and where you checking to get prices like that?

Connecticut.

College around here is expensive, I guess.

 

[Crossing Eden]

I can't help but think of Requiem for a Dream.

ASS TA ASS

Literally just watched this yesterday.

 

[Hello? This is Hailun!]

I have. They're called escorts and are cheaper .

Go to a redneck joint and yo can get your finger wet for a dollar.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

I've only been to clubs in New Orleans. $10 ATM fee my god. Based USAA for refunding that, though.

I have a bachelor party coming up in Jan in Vegas, though. Will reference this thread for pointers.

Edit: And apparantely there are someplaces here in Dallas that are BYOB. Who knew!?

 

[Quikies83]

So, by other countries, you just mean Russia?

In Soviet Union, we are all counties butt cheeks

 

[Golden_Pigeon]

Women empowerment according to Western men.

 

[DJMicLuv]

It's not a great time its a sobering experience for me. Like when I was wasted in Tokyo, the best way to sober me up was to walk me through the big panchinko parlours where people are sat there chain smoking and playing those asinine looking games.

They both have something in common; they're places where humanity and hope go to die a shameful death.

Christ you're uptight. It's only a little bit of T&A, Morrisey, it never hurt anyone.

When I've been to lapdance clubs - maybe 10 years ago last time - the dances were £15 at the most expensive club we went to. You don't throw money around to impress strippers, it's £15 so you give them £15, maybe £20, a song.$300 for a few lapdances is incredibly expensive. Even a trip to 'the VIP' was only £100 back 'in the day'. It's hard to not take the piss when someone brags about doing something that daft but taking the piss won't kill the OP, he'll get over it all pretty quickly and he did get to spread three arses so that's six cheeks in total - not bad going for an evening out but he could have had a lot more for his money.

 

[Mr. X]

OP could've had more for $300 in a massage parlor.

 

[Iolo]

i bet he's out there somewhere spreadin right now..

They see me spreadin'
They hatin'

 

[Drkirby]

Did they at least give you some Ecstasy or Coke?

 

[AlphaSnake]

Vot eta dalbayob....