Finessed the fuck outta the boy
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Strip clubs are insane in other countries
- Thread starter Widdle Puppy
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Ya you have to find out what website escorts use in your area then browse there. There adult forums for checking escort reviews/legitimacy too. Quick google searches don't yield accurate results.
OP got played. $300 to sniff sweaty stripper farts is not worth it.
For $300 I'd want them to shit gold coins.
Aaron Strife
Banned
Did someone say spread butt cheeks?
Haha, I just love scents and eroticism. Not making anything personal of it. Never saw the girl again (nor looked).
SuperBanana
Banned
$300 isn't a lot for a strip club. A girl I was dating was a stripper and she'd make up to $4000-5000 on weekends. I think she charged like $150 for every 15 minutes of lap dancing. You don't go to strip clubs if you want to be tight with money.
Herr Schwarz
Banned
Lol some of you are like the Dexter version of strip clubs.
"Tonight's the night, I've saved up all my quarters"
"Now I'm gonna go to the club to breathe in and taste the sweet sweet flavour of asshole sweat"
"Then I'll go home and wank myself, or maybe just maybe I'll do it into a urinal cake whilst im there"
"Tonights the night"
The fappening!!!!! It's happening!!!!
"Tonight's the night, I've saved up all my quarters"
"Now I'm gonna go to the club to breathe in and taste the sweet sweet flavour of asshole sweat"
"Then I'll go home and wank myself, or maybe just maybe I'll do it into a urinal cake whilst im there"
"Tonights the night"
The fappening!!!!! It's happening!!!!
KraftyKrankins
Member
300$ For three sides of ass? So like 50$ a cheek? Shit, sounds like a deal to me.
ThisGuy
Member
Nothing wrong with people sharing their experiences, that they enjoyed, at a strip club. Or would you rather no one ever talked about their experiences?
You do know some woman enjoy stripping right? Seems like you're painting a one-sided story.
Legit advice lmao.
They almost certainly were.
snickothemule
Member
OP reads like a rookies yelp review.
Morrigan Stark
Arrogant Smirk
It's a feature.
Women make up for it by not pooping so it's all good.
Bluemongoose
Neo Member
I went to a strip club when I was about 18 or 19 with my co workers. It was friggin' awesome having that poonani so close to you. It was so good I decided to go back . Alone. Wasn't the same and felt really weird. Another time I went with a buddy and there were two sharks who saw us for the young marks we were. The young, hot one was all over my friend and I got the unattractive milf (nothing wrong with milfs but this one was NOT attractive). She was all over me and when I opened my wallet I gave her a tip and she saw I had a $20 and said "I want that $20" in the unfriendliest, least sexiest way. Yeah, she kinda scared me so I gave it to her and haven't been back in strip club since. Why? Because porn is better.
Puck Beaverton
Banned
I cant breathe
LocknessMobster
Member
Try bouncing at a strip club,most times you'll get all that shit for free during after hours bro.
That was the underlying feeling I had and was trying to convey. Yes.
Whaaaaat the fuck GAF? lol
MadSexual is mad sexual, let him do him
I just got a lap dance from a stripper last night and the thought of sucking on a nipple 20 other dudes prolly sucked on in the past hour killed the mood.
That and I was too drunk to be in there in the first place.
They also did the whole heels over your shoulders to shoving your face in their asshole. It stunk. And I'm surprised I didn't wake up with pink eye.
That and I was too drunk to be in there in the first place.
They also did the whole heels over your shoulders to shoving your face in their asshole. It stunk. And I'm surprised I didn't wake up with pink eye.
Souless_PJ
Banned
The best times at strip clubs is when you just treat it like another bar with friends but with the bonus of naked women.
Just pay the entry, drink some beers and watch the stage with your boys and hang out.
I never get private dances - it does nothing for me and its a waste of cash.
Just pay the entry, drink some beers and watch the stage with your boys and hang out.
I never get private dances - it does nothing for me and its a waste of cash.
Gaf needs lovin too. Money talks.
KO Traveling Hobo
Member
call an ambulance
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
The new models don't have this flaw
8BitsAtATime
Member
Naw. Lol some girls are down to fuck if you are nice enough and not a creep. Best time to go is on your bday or a holiday
Now that's what I call Eau de Toilette
Dear lord.
I've never been VIP in US, but I used to go to clubs with a friend who lived in VIP. IDK strip clubs are okay but not my thing.
perfectchaos007
Member
I think Robin Williams made a joke out of this in one of his standups. He said something like "Christians say God made humans perfect". He then says "But women's vaginas are next door to their buttholes. That's like putting the amusement park next to the sewer treatment plant. What kind of fucked up design is that?!?!"
Bonus points to anyone who can find a clip of what I'm referencing
Suikoguy
I whinny my fervor lowly, for his length is not as great as those of the Hylian war stallions
perfectchaos007
Member
God bless you!
CassidyIzABeast
Member
OP:
MosquitoSmasher
Member
Wouldn't call it a stripclub but me and my two friends went to the red light district in Malaga, Spain last week. Basically it was more like what you'd call a bar. And we barely had entered it and I already had a woman next to me asking my name and how I was doing and soon asking me if I wanted to come along with her.
Let's just say they offer lapdances and blowjobs and afterwards they ask for a drink. The former is 20 euros and the latter 40. But a drink for the ladies is always 20 euros. While a drink for myself sets me back only a few euros. I'm sure plenty customers would keep paying for drinks, but not me. It was an interesting experience though.
Let's just say they offer lapdances and blowjobs and afterwards they ask for a drink. The former is 20 euros and the latter 40. But a drink for the ladies is always 20 euros. While a drink for myself sets me back only a few euros. I'm sure plenty customers would keep paying for drinks, but not me. It was an interesting experience though.
This is an embarrassing post.
snail_maze
Member
It can hardly be ignored...pretty sure almost all prostitutes, strippers etc in my country are trafficked eastern european or russian girls, with africans and chinese on the rise.
But sure, go on and ignore it, they probably just thought you were cute
Morrigan Stark
Arrogant Smirk
How so?
snail_maze
Member
???
Pretty much the entire sex industry in Europe, Asia and the Middle East is based on human trafficking and slavery. Dont know about the US, so ill leave that out.
There are exceptions but thats more on the high end escort side
Martinski43
Member
I have legit never been to a strip club, seems like it's not as common a thing to do in Scandinavian countries? Nor have i visited one in another country either..