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[always crazy bacon]

Brazil. "Whore houses"(is that the right term?) are pretty damn common, and there are countless websites where prostitutes can share their numbers and WhatsApp so that clients can arrange a "meeting". But strip clubs? Maybe they exist for rich people I have no idea.

Google tells me there are strip clubs in Brazil. Whore house, brothel or parlor are all correct terms for places that provide prostitution services.

 

[Abilidebob]

Google tells me there are strip clubs in Brazil. Whore house, brothel or parlor are all correct terms for places that provide prostitution services.

Gotta search around, although I still think those "strip clubs" are indistinguishable from brothels here. If you're going there it's because you wanna fuck, I guess.

 

[Desi]

What event specials? Theme nights?

Those $20 all you can drink/catered dinner events that happens at Larry Flynt's or Scores. Sometimes when they have guests like Dani Daniels a few weeks ago it may be worth going.

The smaller clubs normally have better fees but drinks are required.

 

[always crazy bacon]

Gotta search around, although I still think those "strip clubs" are indistinguishable from brothels here. If you're going there it's because you wanna fuck, I guess.

You're probably right, I don't know much about Brazil.

 

[DirgeExtinction]

Nice story, op.
I've only been to a strip club once, for a going away thing for a female co-worker. It was okay. I think I spent about $100 that night. I don't remember, it's been about 7ish years. I think I got a couple of lap dances that night. I don't think strip clubs are for me, though.

 

[Beardz]

I don't know if this is off-topic, but this year I dated a Russian girl who was a stripper... One of my highlights of my life lol...

 

[FUME5]

Women empowerment according to Western men.

I see you are interested in nuanced discourse regarding freedom of sexual expression.

 

[Ultimadrago]

I spread three pairs of butt cheeks tonight.

Best sentence I've read all night. Thanks for the Moscow trip tip, OP!

 

[Dishwalla]

I don't know if this is off-topic, but this year I dated a Russian girl who was a stripper... One of my highlights of my life lol...

Did you spread the butt cheeks?

 

[Abilidebob]

You're probably right, I don't know much about Brazil.

I mean, I never went to one so it's possible there are people that enjoy going there just to see the girls dancing. But in a place where it's so easy and legal to go all the way I don't think there are many people here that would spend money "for nothing".

 

[Orbis Tabula]

and what could be sommelier than buttcheeks

Hahaha this thread is fantastic.

 

[Beardz]

Did you spread the butt cheeks?

This is the new cap-after-I-eat?

 

[hodayathink]

Connecticut.

College around here is expensive, I guess.

Any major city is cheaper than that. Boston would be, NY would be, hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Hartford is/was.

 

[Herr Schwarz]

What kind of faces do you guys pull/make at strip clubs during a lap dance?

Is it like this

Or do you all try to look a bit more brooding

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

I think the OP is working GAF into a shoot by pretending to be a worked mark.

 

[Bronx-Man]

OP, did you witness any residual doo-doo butter

 

[perfectchaos007]

OP, did you witness any residual doo-doo butter

Drake calls it Truffle Butter

 

[always crazy bacon]

Or do you all try to look a bit more brooding

Light-hearted and chatty in response to the absurdity of the situation.

 

[Puck Beaverton]

What kind of faces do you guys pull/make at strip clubs during a lap dance?

Is it like this

Or do you all try to look a bit more brooding

I smoke while brooding

 

[Rentahamster]

It's interesting to see the culture of other countries' red light district activities.

Personally, I tend not to frequent strip clubs. I don't like the idea of paying for my own blue balls.

 

[FranF]

Women empowerment according to Western men.

Pretty funny how liberals throw away the pretense of ethics as soon as they can pay to get their dick wet At least conservatives will straight up tell you they don't give a shit about rape or trafficking victims.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

I love how yall shaming OP for paying 300 bucks at a fucking strip club. What the hell do you do gaf? Waltz in there with rolls of quarters? Mad baller, yo?

Multi lap dances, plus champagne.... or do yall sneak in your own booze from the supermarket similar to how y'all deal with candy at the cinema? Big ballers man.




That's fucking disgusting.






Yeah, that's great. Great imagery of you running to the potty with ya lil wang poking through your zipper whilst you whack one out into a urinal cake with ya tongue protruding out ya mouth like some feral animal and your eyes rolling into the back of your head. Thanks for that one.


I been to a couple of strip clubs but I'm a really lousy drunk so often I would be a grumpy guss with a :/ expression all night whilst getting ass shoved in my face.

It's not a great time its a sobering experience for me. Like when I was wasted in Tokyo, the best way to sober me up was to walk me through the big panchinko parlours where people are sat there chain smoking and playing those asinine looking games.

They both have something in common; they're places where humanity and hope go to die a shameful death.

Man, this post is like someone installed a tiny roller coaster in the middle of the larger roller coaster that is this thread.

 

[Puck Beaverton]

Feminism is made by males so they can ask the females to free their bodies.

 

[Herr Schwarz]

Light-hearted and chatty in response to the absurdity of the situation.

I always found the music and general ambience to be a bit too loud at the places I was at.

Like in my previous post I find it super hard, to smile because it wasn't my bag but I didn't want to make the girls feel self concious and every now and then they would look at me, in that kind of lets reciprocate some small eye contact manner and I'm like "oh shit, I gottah look impressed by her dancing" so I be all like.

 

[Earthbound64]

Any major city is cheaper than that. Boston would be, NY would be, hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Hartford is/was.

To be fair, I didn't do too much in the way of "shopping around"/"price comparisons," was just a quick check from the curiosity brought on by this thread.

 

[ThisOne]

Anybody been to Floyd Mayweather's strip club in Vegas?

 

[QuantumZebra]

That sounds like a huge waste of money to me, but i'm not one to judge.

Yea this. I never got paying to see boobs. I can see plenty in real life with women that I get to know, or use my phone.

 

[SDBurton]

I spread three pairs of butt cheeks tonight.

It's been about 10 minutes since I've read this and I'm still laughing.

 

[chrisPjelly]

 

[hodayathink]

I miss Kelly Divine.

 

[Baroquemantic]

OP, did you witness any residual doo-doo butter

 

[Ultimadrago]

I miss Kelly Divine.

Is that who that is? A part of me was always curious on the source, but never really sought it out. Pretty funny gif in any case.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

You spent $300 to look at a girl. Tragic as fuck.

 

[E92 M3]

Did you get a happy ending with a side of AIDS?

One doesn't acquire AIDS - HIV is the virus that causes the syndrome.

 

[Az]

You are now qualified to be president of the United States

 

[Puck Beaverton]

Spreadin Buttcheeks is the name of my new mixtape

 

[hodayathink]

Is that who that is? A part of me was always curious on the source, but never really sought it out. Pretty funny gif in any case.

Kelly Divine and Jada Stevens - Car Wash Girls - Elegant Angel. I was curious after I saw the GIF on Gaming Side one day, and I have a near encyclopedic knowledge of modern day porn, so I went looking for it.

 

[Supha_Volt]

Did you remember to clap after they spread their checks?

 

[perfectchaos007]

Did you remember to clap after they spread their checks?

I think its customary to clap using the butt cheeks as hands

 

[Baroquemantic]

Did you remember to clap after they spread their checks?

Do you still have to clap if the ass is already doing it for you?

 

[RMI]

I don't know what I expected. Strip clubs are sad.

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

2 inches away from 3 turd cutters but didn't get off and spent $300

 

[Limit]

Did you remember to clap after they spread their checks?

If he plays his cards right he'll be getting "the clap" alright.

 

[Supha_Volt]

I think its customary to clap using the butt cheeks as hands

To be polite, yes.

Do you still have to clap if the ass is already doing it for you?

If you're a true American you'll clap along in rhythm.

 

[Puck Beaverton]

Do you still have to clap if the ass is already doing it for you?

Bongo drums

 

[MadSexual]

Haven't fully caught up with this incredible thread but...

I saw strippers on the main stage of a club in Philly full-on going to town on each other with dildoes for all to witness and throw small change at.

A modest club off an interstate in West Virginia had some legitimate beauties (mixed with the beasts, of course) who were very happy to get "in your face" with their business. I remember the particular scent of arousal on one special vixen to this day.

And then there was the gal in Morgantown who sat down with my table and talked with us about Behemoth for an hour. She did really well that night.

OP, I believe you had a great night, but these experiences are available pretty much anywhere (WV!!).

 

[Morrigan Stark]

Haven't fully caught up with this incredible thread but...

I saw strippers on the main stage of a club in Philly full-on going to town on each other with dildoes for all to witness and throw small change at.

A modest club off an interstate in West Virginia had some legitimate beauties (mixed with the beasts, of course) who were very happy to get "in your face" with their business. I remember the particular scent of arousal on one special vixen to this day.

And then there was the gal in Morgantown who sat down with my table and talked with us about Behemoth for an hour. She did really well that night.

OP, I believe you had a great night, but these experiences are available pretty much anywhere (WV!!).

MadSexual
Member
(Today, 11:58 PM)

 

[bman94]

Bruh $300????

 

[Thewonandonly]

What does 'practically' mean in this case.
The girls at Gold Club in sacramento make it their goal to grind you so hard you almost cum in your pants all while youre sucking on their nipples.Pretty nice place too, they get current porn stars drop by like Raven Bay to give lap dances.

 

[Voidguts]

A modest club off an interstate in West Virginia had some legitimate beauties (mixed with the beasts, of course) who were very happy to get "in your face" with their business. I remember the particular scent of arousal on one special vixen to this day.

bro why you romanticizing bussy tho??