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They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man.
Yeah, it's weird how literally everyone guessed that.
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Official Tomb Raider poster
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Yeah, it's weird how literally everyone guessed that.
Thats a Greay Area
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Ouch. That poster is not doing the movie any favors. I mean...who spit on who's grave?
Whom
Jesus Carbomb
From Water into Guinness
When you realize your ice axe has one too many handles.
NealMcCauley
Member
I think I laughed too hard at the log bridge.
OK
That looks a lot better
Even if the CGI is yenno. All up in that one shot
That first snippet is hype.
Thanks! added to the OP.
King Gilga
Member
Trash
Spike Spiegel
Member
They didn't augment the curves of her body, to avoid cries of objectification. They accentuated and highlighted the musculature of her arms, to appeal to the "strong woman" demographic. They gave her a cut on her cheek, to demonstrate that she's tough-pretty; beautiful, but unconcerned with her beauty.
And then they turned her into E.T. the Extraterrestrial.
And then they turned her into E.T. the Extraterrestrial.
Larson Conway
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gutter_trash
Banned
Too shinny
CadetMahoney
Member
No one asked for this.
SpideySenses
Member
Really bad poster but I still have hope that it'll be better than the Angelina crap, which admittedly is a low bar.
god that looks terrible
shira
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Ghost Lynx
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I just keep looping her misstepping on the log and its cracking me up.
Great physical comedy!
Great physical comedy!
if you leave it long enough it turns into a pretty good beat
Darth Pinche
Member
Maybe this is a stealth Star Wars sequel?
The only part of the movie I'm excited for is the marketing campaign getting Alicia on Conan.
I hope they find some way to get the movie clip to end in a sudden cranial impalement.
Oh shit, is it happening?
I hope they find some way to get the movie clip to end in a sudden cranial impalement.
Oh shit, is it happening?
CosmicGroinPull
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That's a really shit poster.
To be fair half the game is her falling down and getting hurt, I always feel so bad for her lol.
To be fair half the game is her falling down and getting hurt, I always feel so bad for her lol.
Pilgrimzero
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Wow that looks bad. I just can't like the actress. Hopefully the movie will change me mind.
MarkMclovin
Member
You might be giving it too much credit.
I did too. It looks exactly like her in this poster.
What's wrong with the actress?
If anything she will be the least of this film's concerns. Assuming it will be a CGI romp, alluded by the teaser clips
I think she looks great as Lara.
canoli2006
Member
It pretty much is a straight to DVD movie because it'll be in the theatres for about 2 months.
Demoncarnotaur
Member
It's like they want to tell the story of the new Tomb Raider games with the cheese factor of the old ones and the old movies.
Ick.
Hope the full trailer looks better than those teases.
Ick.
Hope the full trailer looks better than those teases.
VeryGooster
Banned
I know the movie is taking the aesthetic from the rebooted games but I hope it takes itself less seriously than the games do.
George Oscar Bluth II
Banned
Wonder how cheap this movie will look
Pilgrimzero
Member
I don't. And her "serious face" in those teasers just seem off.
Her legend... BEGINS.
* releases clip of her tripping, falling onto a tree branch and into a river *
lmao
NealMcCauley
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Ignatz Mouse
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Yeah maybe. I still like the perspective.
Huh