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[Phonomezer]

Xtina has such strangely shaped legs, they look funnier as she gets fatter.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

yes. I cant wait.

See what I did there, trolls?

Spoiler

Not dignifying your tryhard baiting with a response.

Better luck next time.

You're the Christina version of Fistful. Creepy.

 

[Cynosure]

It was spray tan, google it

This guy knows the score.

 

[Rocket Punch]

Nope. They want me to challenge them on how she isn't the talentless skanky abomination they make her out to be.

not giving them what they want

"Master, the would be Santorum Squirting ClownWhore Defender Foe appears to not yet have have been fully vanquished. It has come back with reinforcements in the shape of torture inducing images . My optical sensors are being affected by the grotesque nature of said images. I advise extreme caution and excessive force."

 

[bud]

Nope. They want me to challenge them on how she isn't the talentless skanky abomination they make her out to be.




not giving them what they want


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and as for the [I]many, many MANY[/I] gifs/pics, are you asking for it?
Because I have no problem or insecurities about posting them

][/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.barstoolu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Screen-shot-2011-10-10-at-4.50.39-PM.png

 

[CHEEZMO™]

You're the Christina version of Fistful. Creepy.

Creepier than Fistful.

 

[okdakor]

 

[BotoxAgent]

lol what's the story behind this?

I think that's from Get Me to the Greek.

 

[G-Fex]

Creepier than Fistful.

Fistful wasn't creepy, fistful was just dumb.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

ROFL

I can't look at this thread anymore, oh man

 

[morningbus]

Fistful wasn't creepy, fistful was just dumb.

"Dumb" doesn't score you a folder on your desktop with gigs of Natalie Portman pictures in it.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Why is it always fangirls(boys? o_0) of females anyway on GAF with the super defense mode and way too many damn images? Shouldn't there be a Chris Brown or Bieber Brigade to round it out?

 

[Socreges]

I shall predict the future of this thread:

Haha, bang on. Oh, Cynosure.

Christina A: Hi, let's get this shit done, I'm on my heavy flow day. I'm dropping some beet-looking clots everywhere.

Christina chews on a thigh from KFC and spits the bone into the grease-translucent bucket on her lap.

Spray Tan Technician: OK, do you want your usual Nuclear Tangerine?

Christina A: I need something classy, I'm going to some, like, dead lady's funeral. I'm gonna kill it!

Christina pages through the color catalog, and stabs her greasy cigar-finger at a color sample.

The technician looks at the color.

Spray Tan Technician: OK. Mac & Cheese ClownWhore it is. Great choice.

*pause*

Spray Tan Technician: Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Aguilera, you'll have to peel those Spanx off before I can hose you down.

Amazing.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Cynosure is my new favorite poster. That woman is gorgeous.

 

[Cynosure]

"Master, the would be Santorum Squirting ClownWhore Defender Foe appears to not yet have have been fully vanquished. It has come back with reinforcements in the shape of torture inducing images . My optical sensors are being affected by the grotesque nature of said images. I advise extreme caution and excessive force."

 

[Trigger Warning]

.

 

[Cynosure]

Cynosure is my new favorite poster. That woman is gorgeous.

 

[morningbus]

War never changes.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I wonder if Cyno goes around slapping people with a white glove if they diss Xtina.

 

[Mercury Fred]

Amazing.

<3

 

[santi_yo]

Come on, she's called Cristina María Aguilera and she doesn't know a word of spanish. What did you expect?

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

I wonder if Cyno goes around slapping people with a white glove if they diss Xtina.

lol.

I also find it funny how Cyno posts all of these glamourized photos of Christina, as though thats what she really looks like. Yea, remove the airbrushing, the weave, the spray on tan, the make up, and what do you have? A chick who isn't cute at all.

 

[Kinyou]

 

[Cynosure]

I wonder if Cyno goes around slapping people with a white glove if they diss Xtina.

and I certainly wouldn't take a whiff of their assholes either.
yiff yiff

 

[CHEEZMO™]

and I certainly wouldn't I take a whiff of their assholes either.

I understand completely - wouldn't want to risk accidentally snorting some of that bootyjuice.

 

[Wiktor]

Posting all those pics only makes it worse. Because of them it;s obvious just how crappy she looks right now.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

These before & after pictures are part of the reason why I'm so disinclined to get married.

Women can go from "oh YES!" to "oh no..." in less than 60 seconds. Christ.

 

[akira28]

So...full meltdown mode, then?

 

[Dyno]

Many ancient documents

Cynosure, history is a noble endevour and a worthwhile past-time. Archive away my friend. Future generations will appreciate your scholarly efforts.





In other news it took me THREE tries to get through this thread. I could only go for several pages before the need to howl in laughter forced me to other business. Well done GAF. Well done indeed!

 

[Koodo]

You know what's the saddest part?

The OT for Xtincta's next album will probably only be a tenth as large as this thread.

The world isn't here for her music anymore; neither is Cyno, apparently.

 

[The Lamonster]

haha how are you guys still talking about this

 

[billy beane]

From the amazing gifs, to the crazy Christina stan, I can't get enough of this thread.

 

[Cynosure]

These before & after pictures are part of the reason why I'm so disinclined to get married.

Women can go from "oh YES!" to "oh no..." in less than 60 seconds. Christ.

She started gaining weight after the divorce, misogynistic douche.

You know what's the saddest part?

The OT for Xtincta's next album will probably only be a tenth as large as this thread.

The world isn't here for her music anymore; neither is Cyno, apparently.

Oh hai there bitter Shitney stan

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Ahahahahahaha this guy's fucking mental.

Keep on trucking chap. You're good value.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

omglmao please don't get banned. please

 

[ThisWreckage]

These before & after pictures are part of the reason why I'm so disinclined to get married.

Women can go from "oh YES!" to "oh no..." in less than 60 seconds. Christ.

Marry a tall woman with small hips and it won't be an issue. Men that marry short women with bigger legs and big hips are fools if they think that woman is going to keep her figure.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

At least she waited until after her man left to get fat as fuck. That's pretty kind of her.

 

[akira28]

Ahahahahahaha this guy's fucking mental.

Keep on trucking chap. You're good value.

3 pages of gifs so far, I just sort of want to see how long he can keep it up before someone stages an intervention.

At least she waited until after her man left to get fat as fuck. That's pretty kind of her.

I think that was the beginning of the end. Fooling around with her assistant, her marriage basically disintegrated, in a bad way, where hubby wouldn't leave the house, then she started partying extra hard, music release didn't do well, and gaining weight, etc.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

Please stop posting pics of Christina in white pants.

 

[Wazzim]

Cynosure, what do you do all day? It seems really weird for a person to be such a big 'fan' of a celebrity.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Marry a woman with small hips.

no bueno, señor

 

[Dreams-Visions]

no bueno, señor

maybe we can make an exception..

 

[ThisWreckage]

no bueno, señor

Don't complain when she blows up like a weather balloon then.

 

[okdakor]

 

[Rocket Punch]

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Wrong thread?

 

[Socreges]

ahahaha

 

[Kinyou]

Cynosure, what do you do all day? It seems really weird for a person to be such a big 'fan' of a celebrity.

I'm getting more and more convinced that we discovered Christinas secret gaf account

 

[okdakor]

Wrong thread?

No, this was a tribute to Xtina, or something

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

This thread has made me pro SOPA