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[TheNatural]

I miss her genie in a bottle days with her and Britney. Good times.

 

[Koodo]

I'm getting more and more convinced that we discovered Christinas secret gaf account

It's probably her parasitic boyfriend.

 

[G-Fex]

I miss her genie in a bottle days with her and Britney. Good times.

Better put a cork on that bottle now.

 

[commedieu]

Few thoughts, we should sticky the thread, since her #1 fan has officially threatened us with terabyte of pics/gifs.More than that though, the gal is a mom. Gained weight, and would still most definitely get it in every way imaginable. By me and the royal guard..

Just something to consider.

 

[Rocket Punch]

I would say that when a woman let's her lady marmalade run amok down her legs on national tv all bets are off.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Gained weight, and would still most definitely get it in every way imaginable. By me and the royal guard..

Just something to consider.

definitely speak for yourself, brah.

 

[commedieu]

definitely speak for yourself, brah.

The Royal Guard is what I call my gentleman parts.

edit:
Not even into thick girls like that, not that guy. But would geterdun.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

FYI, search is back now.

I'll just leave that infobit there.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

The Royal Guard is what I call my gentleman parts.

ah. lol.

by all means, knock dem walls down. I'll definitely decline. she's looking like a Treasure Troll these days.

 

[commedieu]

ah. lol.

by all means, knock dem walls down. I'll definitely decline. she's looking like a Treasure Troll these days.

add the right lighting... and you wouldn't even notice she now has the body of a 50 year old in-house maid.

Its an investment property with a few dings

 

[Moaradin]

I'm getting a little scared at the thought of how many pictures of Christina Cyno has on his hard drive.

 

[fanboi]

Cyno = fistful with a fetisch?

 

[Femmeworth]

*looks at previous page*

 

[Dr. Malik]

dont get ban sis, you got to serve the true tea when her album comes out

 

[DECK'ARD]

Sometimes GAF scares me.

 

[Grinchy]

These before & after pictures are part of the reason why I'm so disinclined to get married.

Women can go from "oh YES!" to "oh no..." in less than 60 seconds. Christ.

Well said!

 

[echoshifting]

Well, this thread became all sorts of fantastic while I wasn't looking.

 

[Koodo]

You stan for the swamp clown and the Holy Lady?

ch... that's some heavy cognitive dissonance. 2010 must have been overwhelming.

 

[Nizz]

Wow, that's gotta be pretty embarrassing for Christina for this to happen. The one silver lining is that she's still pretty and if she got down to her "Dirty" weight or a little after that all will be forgotten.

 

[Im_So_Pringles]

That.... is..... so...... disturbing.

 

[To Far Away Times]

That's nasty.

 

[commedieu]

That's dirty.

fixed

 

[SUPREME1]

I for one appreciate all the prime-Xtina pics, Cynosure.

KEEP THEM COMING.



When she was in her prime, she was a dime. Then you add the talent.


She shits in Bald Spears' cereal.

 

[Dr. Malik]

You stan for the swamp clown and the Holy Lady?

ch... that's some heavy cognitive dissonance. 2010 must have been overwhelming.

2010? I dont know what you are talking about

 

[TheSeks]

Christina has never looked good with the exception of Genie in the Bottle-era. Come at me, bros.

Also Britney let herself go when she broke up with Justin so Koodo should stop while he's ahead.

Ya'll gurls should bow down to the true queen: Mandy Moore.

*insert thousands of pictures of Mandy here*

Spoiler

*dumps gasoline in the thread and lights the match*

 

[commedieu]

Christina has never looked good with the exception of Genie in the Bottle-era. Come at me, bros.

Also Britney let herself go when she broke up with Justin so Koodo should stop while he's ahead.

Ya'll gurls should bow down to the true queen: Mandy Moore.

*insert thousands of pictures of Mandy here*

Spoiler

*dumps gasoline in the thread and lights the match*

God damn you're wrong.

 

[elrechazado]

Christina has never looked good with the exception of Genie in the Bottle-era. Come at me, bros.

Also Britney let herself go when she broke up with Justin so Koodo should stop while he's ahead.

Ya'll gurls should bow down to the true queen: Mandy Moore.

*insert thousands of pictures of Mandy here*

Spoiler

*dumps gasoline in the thread and lights the match*

brofist

also, mandy moore in that candy video > legal mandy moore.

 

[Hot Coldman]

We need some more B*WITCHED up in this heezzzzzzzyyyyyy

true queens of pop

 

[Unicorn]

It's her self tanner.
She' naturally fair-skin and always tans.



HQ photo

That isn't the texture and color of period blood.

Keep telling yourself that. That's straight up menstruation running down her leg.

 

[Koodo]

Mandy Moore.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you start covering Rihanna.

 

[Phonomezer]

Holy shit, she's ROUGH :/

 

[Fantastical]

You know you've hit rock bottom when you start covering Rihanna.

No I'm pretty sure rock bottom looks like this.

 

[bishoptl]

And y'all wonder why I stick around

 

[SUPREME1]

No I'm pretty sure rock bottom looks like this.

NEVER FORGET.

 

[Phonomezer]

The shaved head/umbrella MELTDOWN will be hard to top.

 

[G-Fex]

NEVER FORGET.

now koodo is my friend so ill disregard this....picture

 

[Koodo]

No I'm pretty sure rock bottom looks like this.

iconicmeltdown.jpg

That period of her life was a necessary sacrifice for:

†

 

[freenudemacusers]

And y'all wonder why I stick around

which pop diva are you reppin? and don't say celine dion just because she's a native lol

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Hey guys whats going on this thre-

*runs*

 

[royalan]

That period of her life was a necessary sacrifice for:

†

The album that me fall back in love with Brit-Brit. Every track is gold.

Spoiler

Still love Xtina, though

 

[Phonomezer]

which pop diva are you reppin? and don't say celine dion just because she's a native lol

ToyToy Jackson, obv!

 

[Criminal Upper]

Cyno has made me pro SOPA

Fixed

 

[FOOTE]

pretty much

 

[Mumei]

Cynosure, what do you do all day? It seems really weird for a person to be such a big 'fan' of a celebrity.

Go to almost any video discussing the vocal range, belting, runs, head voice, whistles, what-have-you of female pop singers on Youtube, especially ones that compare different singers, and you will find crazies that make him look run-of-the-mill.

 

[akira28]

Neither Xtina, Britney, Mandy, or Gaga have anything on Michelle Branch. Anything. Bewm.

 

[Vano]

lmao, i love pop GAF, never change <3

 

[commedieu]

Go to almost any video discussing the vocal range, belting, runs, head voice, whistles, what-have-you of female pop singers on Youtube, especially ones that compare different singers, and you will find crazies that make him look run-of-the-mill.

I recently saw a flame war going on over Shirley Temple and *Forgetting who sang over the rainbow* tons of expletives and insults about how garbage.. judy garland..i think... was. Fanboys are fanboys, all shapes and sizes.

 

[Anticitizen One]

You know you've hit rock bottom when you start covering Rihanna.

So what? She sings it much better than Rinhanna anyway. Mandy is three times the girl "xtina" is. Am I gonna need to do a Mandy picture dump to defend her honor??

 

[AlphaDragoon]

So what? She sings it much better than Rinhanna anyway. Mandy is three times the girl "xtina" is. Am I gonna need to do a Mandy picture dump to defend her honor??

Do it, if only for the fact that Mandy Moore is way better looking than Britney or Christina.

 

[Unicorn]

.

Fuckin' juniors.