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Aliens: Colonial Marines |OT| Game Over Man, GAME OVER!

Roxas

Member
jesus fucking hell this game sucks. If your every given the option to pick up the shotgun DONT DO IT. you can never get rid of the fucking thing, and trying to have long range shoot out with 10 guys SUCKS
 

dark10x

Digital Foundry pixel pusher
So, is the Gearbox of today just a two hit wonder of Borderlands?

First DNF and now this? I hoped this game will really deliver.
That's a strange comment to make.

Duke Nukem Forever was, for all intents and purposes, a 3D Realms game. You can clearly see that the game we received makes use of the material that leaked when the game was first cancelled. They didn't create a new game, they simply finished working on it and made something that could be shipped. I'm glad they completed it even if the end results weren't great.

You can't really judge their capabilities based on that project.

Now, if Aliens is crap, you can pin it all on them. They've made more good games than crap in the past, however.
 

Johnny M

Member
One of the early Alien designs has a transparent headpiece showing a skull with eye holes underneath, but I prefer the idea of hive mind/telepathy.

That is the Alien's original design made by Giger (and using it, in the film of course)

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Andrew.

Banned
jesus fucking hell this game sucks. If your every given the option to pick up the shotgun DONT DO IT. you can never get rid of the fucking thing, and trying to have long range shoot out with 10 guys SUCKS

The shotgun is only handy...for close encounters
 
One of the early Alien designs has a transparent headpiece showing a skull with eye holes underneath, but I prefer the idea of hive mind/telepathy.

The actual Alien model created by Giger has the skull underneath the semi transparent head.
Saw it last year at an exhibition. It was the one done for the first movie.

Only when Fox decided to fuck him over and completely screw up both design and biology of the Aliens in the second movie (Big chicken with a surfboard as a head laying the eggs, instead of humans being morphed into eggs like in the original movie, Heads becoming ripped instead of sleek phallic shafts) did they stray away from that.
 

bamboobimbo

Neo Member
The actual Alien model created by Giger has the skull underneath the semi transparent head.
Saw it last year at an exhibition. It was the one done for the first movie.

Only when Fox decided to fuck him over and completely screw up both design and biology of the Aliens in the second movie (Big chicken with a surfboard as a head laying the eggs, instead of humans being morphed into eggs like in the original movie, Heads becoming ripped instead of sleek phallic shafts) did they stray away from that.


I remember reading an interview with Ridley Scott where he said that when they were brainstorming Alien, they basically went with Giger because the thought of a giant, extra-terrestrial raping machine was much more terrifying then one that simply killed.

Alien is basically 'Rape in Space'.
 
I remember reading an interview with Ridley Scott where he said that when they were brainstorming Alien, they basically went with Giger because the thought of a giant, extra-terrestrial raping machine was much more terrifying then one that simply killed.

Yep, Aliens was a massive setback for the whole Alien Universe, mainly because all the thought and care that went into the original design by Giger was destroyed to make the Aliens more edgy by adding ridges everywhere. It's also disgusting how Fox tried to cut Giger out as the original creator and how they tried to deny him his due compensation.

For all it's faults and shortcomings, the alien design in 3 was much better.

The Xeno design in Aliens is just pathethic in the way it misses the point. The Queen in particular being a spectacular lowpoint.
 

bamboobimbo

Neo Member
Yep, Aliens was a massive setback for the whole Alien Universe, mainly because all the thought and care that went into the original design by Giger was destroyed to make the Aliens more edgy by adding ridges everywhere. It's also disgusting how Fox tried to cut Giger out as the original creator and how they tried to deny him his due compensation.

For all it's faults and shortcomings, the alien design in 3 was much better.

The Xeno design in Aliens is just pathethic in the way it misses the point. The Queen in particular being a spectacular lowpoint.


I never liked Aliens. I was always put off by how they cheapened the Xenomorph and just turned them into cannon-fodder.

And yeah, the way they cut Giger out is gross, but it still goes on today, very similar to how Darabont got fucked with AMC.
 

Falifax

Member
So this is the part which proves me I did good when I decided not to buy the game?

Dangit, I was so looking forward to it.
 

Sojgat

Member
The only way to enjoy this game is during co-op play. So, I'd suggest anyone who wants to play this piece of garbage does so soon before the community disappears (which should be sometime next week). I've been managing to have some "fun" playing on the hardest difficulty with a bunch of randoms. Under these conditions the game is almost endurable.


The Good

- I like the weapon designs, they fit the universe really well. Upgrades change their appearance, and some even totally change reload animations.

- It sounds like Aliens.

- In certain places the game actually captures the right 80s sci fi atmosphere, which is cool.


The Bad

- Graphically (on 360 at least), this is the ugliest game of the generation. The framerate is all over the place, there's constant tearing, it's overly bright/washed out, and textures either take forever to load, or just never do.

- Weapons feel bad to fire, and give little feedback. They all feel like popguns.

- Animation, and scripting for everything is an embarrassment. Enemies constantly glitch, I've lost count of the number of times Aliens have gotten stuck on the environment.

- The script is abysmal, and the perfomances from the both the actors, and their digital characters is awful. It's like a true B-movie game, I found myself laughing out loud many times. I honestly think Gearbox brought the script and some recording equipment to Michael Biehn at a bar. He sounds half drunk, and gives a lifeless reading, which only added to the hilarity. In fact, the only person who seems to be trying at all is Jason Douglas, doing a remarkable, and out of place, Jon St. John imitation as Cpt. Cruz.

- The ending (spoilers) is pathetic. It' even more rushed and incompetent than the rest of the game. After perhaps one of the worst video game boss fights ever conceived, a sequel is set up (keep dreaming Randy), and the game abruptly ends.


The basic concept for the game is actually pretty good, it would be interesting to see what Guerrilla would come up with if handed the same project. It seems like the kind of thing they'd be perfect for. As it stands though, Gearbox should be ashamed of this mess of a game they've shit out to beat the end of the generation.
 

dark10x

Digital Foundry pixel pusher
The basic concept for the game is actually pretty good, It would be interesting to see what Guerrilla would come up with if handed the same project. It seems like the kind of thing they'd be perfect for. As it stands though, Gearbox should be ashamed of this mess of game they've shit out to beat the end of the generation.
Oh man, they would be absolutely perfect for this.
 

netBuff

Member
- Graphically (on 360 at least), this is the ugliest game of the generation. The framerate is all over the place, there's constant tearing, it's overly bright/washed out, and textures either take forever to load, or just never do.

Before making statements like this, you must first descend into the shovelware hell that is Shellshock 2:

But thanks for posting your impressions - still unsure whether this is even worth a rental. It seems like you liked at least small parts of it, but the essentials seem sufficiently bad for this to be a terrible purchase for sure.

To think that I was going to pre-order this - my god!
 

AHA-Lambda

Member
I never liked Aliens. I was always put off by how they cheapened the Xenomorph and just turned them into cannon-fodder.

And yeah, the way they cut Giger out is gross, but it still goes on today, very similar to how Darabont got fucked with AMC.

Huh? What happened with Darabont? :-/
 

Zarovitch

Member
This game was the reason i want an Xbox 360, it's been cancel/delay not i was hype to play it on theWiiU.

Gearbox what have you done :(
 

Sojgat

Member
Before making statements like this, you must first descend into the shovelware hell that is Shellshock 2:


But thanks for posting your impressions - still unsure whether this is even worth a rental. It seems like you liked at least small parts of it, but the essentials seem sufficiently bad for this to be a terrible purchase for sure.

To think that I was going to pre-order this - my god!

It looks like a much bigger budget game that was never finished. Imagine an early Unreal Engine 3 game if the textures never popped. PC footage looks servicable, but on 360 I have never played anything worse.


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Ehm..

Yeah, ill just..

umm..

oh god..

Sadly, this section is the highlight of the game.
 

twinturbo2

butthurt Heat fan
Good thing I'm on the "stop buying games for a year" challenge, I was thisclose to buying this.

Guess I'll go watch the movies and go back to Doom 3 BFG Edition, then.
 

Dipswitch

Member
The shoddiness of this title surprises me somewhat. Gearbox is a decent dev and I thought the Borderlands and BiA games were of high quality. So what the hell happened here?
 

kinggroin

Banned
*wipes tear away


Thanks for the laughs guys. And to think, I was actually upset about the Wii U version not being released day one.
 
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