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I've determined that drivers of Jeep Grand Cherokees have a 91% probability of being a complete dickwad on the road. Let's go over some statistics....
First, Jeep owners tend to skew toward the male demographic, therefore raising the probability of being aggressive and immature. +56%
At a Grand Cherokees price point, you're most likely looking at someone fresh out of college, looking to buy their first decent car in awhile. Plus, after just finishing college and driving a new 4WD vehicle, they probably feel invincible to the world. +14%
They're pieces of shit. The only Jeep worth owning is a CJ, but these people don't know any better. They see "Jeep", the expensive price tag, and think of what an image this will create for themselves. Ignorance with an air of superiority +24%
4WD in snow means the ability to take corners going mach 2. Right? Every other driver on the road must just suck. +38%
These things are a plague on our roadways.
First, Jeep owners tend to skew toward the male demographic, therefore raising the probability of being aggressive and immature. +56%
At a Grand Cherokees price point, you're most likely looking at someone fresh out of college, looking to buy their first decent car in awhile. Plus, after just finishing college and driving a new 4WD vehicle, they probably feel invincible to the world. +14%
They're pieces of shit. The only Jeep worth owning is a CJ, but these people don't know any better. They see "Jeep", the expensive price tag, and think of what an image this will create for themselves. Ignorance with an air of superiority +24%
4WD in snow means the ability to take corners going mach 2. Right? Every other driver on the road must just suck. +38%
These things are a plague on our roadways.