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Your wife slept with over 20 guys in college, she tells you 20 years later

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commedieu

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Sex means different things to different people. Some people take it more seriously than others, or view promiscuity as an issue. Everyone has their own values.

Personally, I don't think 20 is a big deal at all. I'm not even a very popular guy with the ladies and I'm probably around that number.

Whats behind taking it seriously though?

I have a hard problem trying to relate private sexual history to a persons overall personality.

What does the # Mean? This person will do _______?
 

MormaPope

Banned
Honestly, I prefer women who have had more sex than not. Also sex in of itself is nothing to scoff at really, some people have more urges to have sex than others.
 
That's a lot of dicks, but it is twenty years ago *shrugs*. At that point you have to just let it go.

I guess I'm just a hypocrite in situations like this cause Lord knows I've had my fair share of escapades.
 
Whats behind taking it seriously though?

I have a hard problem trying to relate private sexual history to a persons overall personality.

What does the # Mean? This person will do _______?

I guess religious, social, or personal values can all influence the gravity one places on sex. For some people it's just more of a big deal than others, which I think is fine.
 

Persona7

Banned
My cousin was dumped by his girlfriend after she told him that she slept with a bunch of guys in college and then he told her he slept with a bunch of girls.

(both true)
 
My cousin was dumped by his girlfriend after she told him that she slept with a bunch of guys in college and then he told her he slept with a bunch of girls.
I think hypocrisy and double standards are absolutely wrong. However if a person is a certain way and feels they would be more compatible with someone who has a similar belief system I don't see any issue.
 
I don't tell any woman I'm with how many other women I've actually been with before, I don't want to cockblock myself so I always say "Maybe about 9, I don't really keep count.". Honestly I do know and it's way more than 9 I keep all the details in my sex diary because I was losing count.

Better to be coy about the matter and indicate that you've had a "decent number" of partners or some such rather than outright lie -- if the topic comes up at all, that is.

Also, can you share some entries from your 'sex diary'? I've never heard of such a thing and it sounds like it could be a goldmine.
 

koryuken

Member
If that were me, I'd be very happy because my current sex life would be excellent. (thanks to wife leveling up her sexpertise in college)
 

THRILLH0

Banned
I'd be disappointed as it would contravene the values we've expressed to each other that we each hold.

Certainly wouldn't cause me to question the marriage however.
 
Better to be coy about the matter and indicate that you've had a "decent number" of partners or some such rather than outright lie -- if the topic comes up at all, that is.

Also, can you share some entries from your 'sex diary'? I've never heard of such a thing and it sounds like it could be a goldmine.

It's not that interesting, name, where we met, what we did, marks out of ten and pictures if I could get them. It's not like a blow by blow full on erotic diary or anything like that.
 

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
When is the thread where we tell our SO number (penis number that is)?
I have one penis. Is that weird?

I have read some funny stories where they've had more than one coming out of the strangest places
(like their nipples)
. Is that more common than I realised.
 
It's not that interesting, name, where we met, what we did, marks out of ten and pictures if I could get them. It's not like a blow by blow full on erotic diary or anything like that.

What compels you to have one in the first place? Do you attempt to acquire naughty pictures? If so, how much effort do you put into acquiring such pictures for an entry? Do you have multiple ratings for each woman or just an overall 'mark'? Do you review it every so often and what does your mental state consist in if you do so (e.g., are you brimming with pride or what have you)? Do you have more than one copy of the diary? Where do you stash it? What do you feel would happen if a person you are attempting to establish a long-term relationship with happened upon it and found an entry for themselves?

I hope you don't read any connotations of judgment into the above, as I'm simply trying to learn of a phenomenon I'm not familiar with.
 
Are you saying that the amount of sexual partners/experience does not correlate to the sexual skills that one acquires? Sorry, it is how it works.

He/she is probably saying that the quality of your sex life has more to do with communication and investment than how much xp you have in your sex stats. Crazy, I know.
 

Monocle

Member
How many thrusts?!
You can find this out by giving each of her past lovers a handjob and then plugging your results into this simple formula:

(average strokes to climax - 15) x number of guys = total thrusts received by your lady's snatch
 

BocoDragon

or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
I'm sure the conversation has evolved/devolved, but to answer the OP's question:

don't give a fuck.

Unless we're talking STDs, I assume they've been with someone before me. So what's the difference between 1 and 20?

I've been with 10+ and I'm not the greatest playboy so this really seems like it's not as "scandalous" as its made out to be.
 
You can find this out by giving each of her past lovers a handjob and then plugging your results into this simple formula:

(average strokes to climax - 15) x number of guys = total thrusts received by your lady's snatch

I appreciate that scientific work is being done on the matter, but this equation is flawed. Its reductio is that if we plug in my numbers and assume the woman has had only me, it returns a negative value (-12), a physical impossibility given the circumstances.
 
What compels you to have one in the first place? Do you attempt to acquire naughty pictures? If so, how much effort do you put into acquiring such pictures for an entry? Do you have multiple ratings for each woman or just an overall 'mark'? Do you review it every so often and what does your mental state consist in if you do so (e.g., are you brimming with pride or what have you)? Do you have more than one copy of the diary? Where do you stash it? What do you feel would happen if a person you are attempting to establish a long-term relationship with happened upon it and found an entry for themselves?

I hope you don't read any connotations of judgment into the above, as I'm simply trying to learn of a phenomenon I'm not familiar with.

You're over-thinking it more than I am. Like I said it was just to keep track as I was losing track. I guess it's just an extension of my cataloging my movies, music and photography.
The pictures are easy to get since cellphone photography got to a decent level. The bigger digital camera was intimidating but the iphone isn't. ask the girl to take a picture of your dick 1st (you can delete that later) and then they'll most times agree to a reciprocal nude. Just keep it light-hearted.
 
This damn thread.

Someone who has fucked a lot people could be awful in bed.
Someone who hasn't fucked a lot of people could be great in bed.

Someone who has fucked a lot people could be a great person with ambition and a very carimg disposition.
Someone who hasn't fucked a lot of people could be fickle and insensitive.

There's no limit of stupid shit in this thread, assuming the worst of people just because of a number.
 
This damn thread.

Someone who has fucked a lot people could be awful in bed.
Someone who hasn't fucked a lot of people could be great in bed.

Someone who has fucked a lot people could be a great person with ambition and a very carimg disposition.
Someone who hasn't fucked a lot of people could be fickle and insensitive.

There's no limit of stupid shit in this thread, assuming the worst of people just because of a number.

Honestly. It never fails. There will be some socially fucked GAF thread to make me feel better about my life, and my place in it. FFS, the childish, puritanical bullshit some people spew.
 
You're over-thinking it more than I am. Like I said it was just to keep track as I was losing track. I guess it's just an extension of my cataloging my movies, music and photography.
The pictures are easy to get since cellphone photography got to a decent level. The bigger digital camera was intimidating but the iphone isn't. ask the girl to take a picture of your dick 1st (you can delete that later) and then they'll most times agree to a reciprocal nude. Just keep it light-hearted.

I'm not asking for tips; I'm simply curious about the motivations for doing such a thing in addition to some of the technical details involved. If you ever want to ejumucate us on this most interesting phenomenon, please do answer the questions I asked.
 

Monocle

Member
I appreciate that scientific work is being done on the matter, but this equation is flawed. Its reductio is that if we plug in my numbers and assume the woman has had only me, it returns a negative value (-12), a physical impossibility given the circumstances.
The -15 compensates for variables like vag heat balanced against how weirded out the guys would be to have their ex's partner milking their rod. There's no need to apply it to yourself. Thus my formula remains sound.
 

Scrow

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The -15 compensates for variables like vag heat balanced against how weirded out the guys would be to have their ex's partner milking their rod. There's no need to apply it to yourself. Thus my formula remains sound.

"Sir Isaac Newtons himself, who cou'd measure the courses of the Planets, and weigh the Earth as in a pair of scales, even he had not Algebra enough to reduce that amiable Part of our species [women] to a just equation: and they are the only heavenly bodies, whose orbits are yet uncertain." --David Hume (in a letter dated 1751)

My dear sir, while I've no doubt you are on the precipice of producing the "just equation" Hume refers to -- and many more pertaining to women and sex, I'm sure -- your original equation remains flawed. My reductio necessarily remains intact because the equation will always produce a negative value for any individual with a sufficiently low number of partners with low rod-strokes-to-milking-completion values.

(Example: Supposing a woman has had a single past partner, the rod-strokes-to-milking-completion value is set at 3 as in my original example, and this previous partner thrust into the woman at least once, the equation still generates a negative value, an impossibility given the circumstances.)

I suspect we will be compelled to utilize the notion of a function to capture the essence of what we're after here.

Respectfully Yours
hs
 

Monocle

Member
"Sir Isaac Newtons himself, who cou'd measure the courses of the Planets, and weigh the Earth as in a pair of scales, even he had not Algebra enough to reduce that amiable Part of our species [women] to a just equation: and they are the only heavenly bodies, whose orbits are yet uncertain." --David Hume (in a letter dated 1751)

My dear sir, while I've no doubt you are on the precipice of producing the "just equation" Hume refers to -- and many more pertaining to women and sex, I'm sure -- your original equation remains flawed. My reductio necessarily remains intact because the equation will always produce a negative value for any individual with a sufficiently low number of partners with low rod-strokes-to-milking-completion values.

(Example: Supposing a woman has had a single past partner, the rod-strokes-to-milking-completion value is set at 3 as in my original example, and this previous partner thrust into the woman at least once, the equation still generates a negative value, an impossibility given the circumstances.)

I suspect we will be compelled to utilize the notion of a function to capture the essence of what we're after here.

Respectfully Yours
hs
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Codswallop and piffle, I'm sure. We shall have to discuss this over brunch.
 

Platy

Member
Used (pre-owned?) women are almost as good as virgins! Wait, what?

It really depends on what older god you are trying to please .... I hear that most people "work with what we got" and all ... but the important is that the "virgin" has to suffer a lot.
She might not even NEED to die.
 
This damn thread.

Someone who has fucked a lot people could be awful in bed.
Someone who hasn't fucked a lot of people could be great in bed.

Someone who has fucked a lot people could be a great person with ambition and a very carimg disposition.
Someone who hasn't fucked a lot of people could be fickle and insensitive.

There's no limit of stupid shit in this thread, assuming the worst of people just because of a number.
I see you have not addressed the 'stretched out' issue. That means it must be true.
 

THRILLH0

Banned
The "if you care you're an insecure asshole" brigade need to get down of their own fuckin high horses.

Sex means different things to different people and the number of sexual partners a person has had says something about their own attitudes towards sex.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with desiring a partner who shares your values and to suggest otherwise is ignorant and rude.

I know it's fashionable to exhibit a laissez faire attitude towards all things sex when talking anonymously online but everyone has their own boundaries within which they're comfortable operating.
 

ToxicAdam

Member
The "if you care you're an insecure asshole" brigade need to get down of their own fuckin high horses.

Are you really going to care if your partner had 20 sex partners in her early 20's when you are 45? Aren't you kind of 'all-in' at that point and over all this macho bullshit?
 

mrklaw

MrArseFace
you married her. lets assume you got to know her first.

Any bearing that 'lots of sex' might have on her personality would already be known to you, regardless of whether you know how many specific partners she had.

If you want someone caring and monogamous, that should be who you married - so any sexual partners in the past either didn't affect that, or were also caring and monogamous at the time.

If you want someone free spirited, same again.

what she did and who she was back in college days is part of what makes her her now. If you wished she had fewer partners, you're basically saying you wish she was different.
 
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