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[TheVampire]

So I had a late breakfast and hadn't taken a shit in a few days because I've been constipated.

A few hours ago I had to go really bad and I took a mammoth sized shit and must of used too much toilet paper and after flushing it blocked the toilet. I panicked and left the mess as it was and got the hell outta there.

Then a bit later I had to go again and when I checked the cubicle I was in before the toilet was still blocked so I used the one next to it.

Somehow I blocked it again with an equal mammoth sized shit with a combination of too much toilet paper and blocked that one too. Again I couldn't do anything about it and got the hell outta there. This one was even worse as the shit colored water started to rise and overflow over the rim.

Soon it's going to be the lunch time rush and there is now only one working toilet available for all the people here.

I feel really bad but if they had of had a plunger or something in the bathroom I would of made a good effort to unclog it but they don't have one.

I think there’s a shitstorm coming :S

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Shit thread (GET IT?!?!?!?!?!)

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

My man!

 

[EnderWiggles]

You should reevaluate your life

 

[Batigol]

Dude you best start blaming somebody else before they work out it was you

 

[Chuckl3s]

Shit thread (GET IT?!?!?!?!?!)

 

[shanshan310]

Do they know it was you?

 

[TheVampire]

Dude you best start blaming somebody else before they work out it was you

I managed to stealthy get out of the bathroom without anyone seeing me exit so I think I'm in the clear.

 

[DrBo42]

Do they know it was you?

They know.

 

[TheTowel]

Courtesy flushes dude.

 

[SteveWinwood]

congratulations?

 

[SapientWolf]

Might as well go for the hat trick.

 

[Einherjar]

Get the hell out and have lunch somewhere far away and feign ignorance!

 

[Radec]

You have to take a pic of that mammoth size shit next time.

 

[victreeb3l]

do people really wait until theyre completely done shitting to flush? why not flush after every couple of stools?

 

[Bombadil]

I once clogged a bathroom sink at my high school with vomit.

Sorry, Nestor (the custodian).

 

[Whooter]

Look into it.

 

[ISOM]

I managed to stealthy get out of the bathroom without anyone seeing me exit so I think I'm in the clear.

You should of made the third toilet unusable just for the lolz.

 

[Batigol]

do people really wait until theyre completely done shitting to flush? why not flush after every couple of stools?

Gets my balls wet with shitty water

 

[Buddha Beam]

Ahhh, the ol' bowl blocking bowel movement. Always a blessing and a curse.

 

[Log4Girlz]

For once you gave a shit.

 

[Horse Detective]

Wait, so you unleash your massive shit, and then proceed to fill the same shit filled bowl with toilet paper, not expecting it to plug up?

 

[Lambtron]

Some fuckhead has been steady destroying the toilets at my work. I almost snap every time I walk into the bathroom to find a toilet full to the brim of shit and toilet paper.

 

[cvxfreak]

Really impolite not to go tell the janitor or someone in charge of the building maintenance...

 

[Anth0ny]

shit happens

 

[Barack Lesnar]

I legit laughed for 60 secs straight reading that, I love these stories.

 

[PaperFlame]

That's a shitty situation.

 

[Mistake]

Shit and run?

That poor poor janitor

 

[Megadragon15]

Hope your work doesn't have surveillance cameras.

 

[colt45joe]

impressive, most impressive

 

[LaserBuddha]

Poor Scruffy.

 

[GodParticle]

A guy took a dump in a mop bucket at the arcade I worked at once. I shit you not(yes, pun)

 

[Hisher]

Time to start blaming random co-workers.

 

[rhophiehalul78]

Is it shaped like a mammoth?

 

[ffdgh]

Ewwww...

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Am I the only one who flushes as and when I wish to avoid such situations?

 

[Gintoki]

Might as well clog the third one

 

[I am Michael Bolton]

OP:
At my last job one of the employees went out in a blaze of shit. Literally. Apparently, he was upset about something and went into the restroom, shit, took the shit and spread it on the walls, the stall doors, the floor, everywhere. He was a weird guy but had a new baby and was married. Obviously he was fired. I heard about it the next day as he did it after work hours.

 

[TheVampire]

Really impolite not to go tell the janitor or someone in charge of the building maintenance...

I think the janitor comes after hours.
He would probably tell other people and I wouldn't want to be known as a toilet blocker.

 

[Dongs Macabre]

I feel really bad but if they had of had a plunger or something in the bathroom I would of made a good effort to unclog it but they don't have one.

Should've started punching.

 

[botty]

What is your diet like? I'm worried about your health.

 

[Tashi]

Lol OP you're the man.

You gotta flush in segments though. Flush the shit alone, then the TP in segments as well. Break it down man

 

[Dark Stalkers]

Nice job. I'm really proud of you man.

 

[Linkhero1]

Reminds me of myself. It's worse when your supervisor heads into the restroom after seeing you leave.

 

[Resilient]

hahahaha

you fucked up not one but two toilets

they're gonna fire you now.

 

[Slayer-33]

Reminds me of my huge stool thread lol

 

[odiin]

Remember this for next time:

One toilet for shitting, another for wiping.

 

[jasonng]

How much better do you feel?

 

[Einhander]

You gotta flush in segments though. Flush the shit alone, then the TP in segments as well. Break it down man

You could flush your shit in segments as well.

 

[ch0mp]

Why do people think TP clogs toilets? Ever seen what happens to it wet? It's those massive logs you're dropping.