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Delusional Man-Child Has Most Incredible List of Dating Requirements

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ipitydatfu

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his original AMA on reddit
 
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~Kinggi~

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Some of those bullet points arent unreasonable but some of them obviously are. The sum of it all is hilarious. This honestly isnt too far off from the bullshit involved with online dating. Its just easier to point and laugh at this asshat.
 
megamerican

megamerican

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Seems like a total asshole. This exposure will probably make it almost impossible for him to get laid going forward. If this isn't some hoax of course.
 
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sohois

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Everybody has their own internal list of likes and dislikes, the things that attract them to other people or turn them off.

The requirements in and of themselves are not unreasonable (in general), but writing them all out in a list is pretty silly, not to mention being so demanding right off the bat. In the end you can't say the guy has to date girls with glasses or like tattoos.
 
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Pastry

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The only thing absurd I see is how doesn't like girls in skirts and cowboy boots. The fuck is that.

He's cray
 
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User 100115

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I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, what’s even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, that’s why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.
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Okay so he has only ever slept with one woman and knows nothing about how the female body works right?
 
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Sober

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sohois said:
Everybody has their own internal list of likes and dislikes, the things that attract them to other people or turn them off.

The requirements in and of themselves are not unreasonable (in general), but writing them all out in a list is pretty silly, not to mention being so demanding right off the bat. In the end you can't say the guy has to date girls with glasses or like tattoos.
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Yeah, I understand that but you kinda want to turn some of them off and have a smaller list of actual dealbreakers instead of having your entire list consist of them. I'm sure someone out there exists, he just has to find her somehow.

That or he sounds like a person that doesn't know how to actually interact with people and assume everyone just makes lists and does comparisons against them before crystallizing the first interaction.
 
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ipitydatfu

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one of his replies

Because when a woman has been with a black man, in my book that is ALMOST the same thing as beastiality, because black people look like apes, monkeys and gorillas. I don't mean any offense to Black people, but that's just the truth. You can't look at a black man like Ving Rhames and a gorilla and tell me you don't see some similarities. I am just speaking the truth and saying what MOST people truly think but don't have the courage to say.
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neptunes

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Sober said:
Yeah, I understand that but you kinda want to turn some of them off and have a smaller list of actual dealbreakers instead of having your entire list consist of them. I'm sure someone out there exists, he just has to find her somehow.

That or he sounds like a person that doesn't know how to actually interact with people and assume everyone just makes lists and does comparisons against them before crystallizing the first interaction.
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He's a wedding photographer so I assume he's met an interacted with quite a few people.
 
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realraptor

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I haven't seen his post but it looks like it's been deleted. This isn't really new when it comes to online dating. People are single for a reason.
 
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Intheflorsh

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If you guys keep giving him attention you know he's going to get his own reality show. That's how it works nowadays. Sure you want to live down that burden?
 
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Devolution

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I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend.
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I would like him to expand on what's so awful about a threesome.
 
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maomaoIYP

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So I guess everyone's riled up because of his comments on black people then? Because like some posters have said, everyone has preferences, and other than his "blacks = animals" comment, most of his list does seem like things people (both men and women) already have in their head.
 
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Devolution

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maomaoIYP said:
So I guess everyone's riled up because of his comments on black people then? Because like some posters have said, everyone has preferences, and other than his "blacks = animals" comment, most of his list does seem like things people (both men and women) already have in their head.
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Yeah but assuming he's just not doing this for shits and giggles, good luck with all of that at 39.
 
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Lissar

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maomaoIYP said:
So I guess everyone's riled up because of his comments on black people then? Because like some posters have said, everyone has preferences, and other than his "blacks = animals" comment, most of his list does seem like things people (both men and women) already have in their head.
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It's not so much the short list as the detailed explanations he goes into for each item.

Though that comment is far worse than most.
 
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Supermanisdead

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maomaoIYP said:
So I guess everyone's riled up because of his comments on black people then? Because like some posters have said, everyone has preferences, and other than his "blacks = animals" comment, most of his list does seem like things people (both men and women) already have in their head.
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no. this says more about you than everyone who's "riled up"
 
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