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[SmokyDave]

Fuuuuck, that's awesome. Might need to change my avatar.

 

[studyguy]

How do dudes not like glasses on women, that shit is like the hottest.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Holy shit...

This has gotta be fake. Gotta.

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

Bet he's a PUA. He dresses like he's "peacocking" or whatever they call it lol.

Also, he is literally sitting next to a peacock.

 

[StoOgE]

The guy is 100% real.

I cannot divulge more detail, but he is weirder in person than he appears here.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

The guy is 100% real.

I cannot divulge more detail, but he is weirder in person than he appears here.

That's....disturbing

 

[studyguy]

LOOKING FOR

• 10/10 beauty
• Virgin
• Never been seen before by a man
• Less than 120lbs
• Half angel
• Nypho, but only when I feel like it
• not too dark
• not too white
• no brown
• a little brown
• rich
• smart
• but so long as she doesn't emasculate me
• no fat chicks

BUT REALLY I'LL DATE ANYONE THO, I DON'T JUDGE BECAUSE I'M A GOOD GUY
Being a good guy is all that really matters, not like all those other jerks.

 

[Bleepey]

The guy is 100% real.

I cannot divulge more detail, but he is weirder in person than he appears here.

Someone should tweet Korey Coleman from Spill and ask him if they would still interview him now that he has found himself a girlfriend.

 

[Josh with a J]

The guy is 100% real.

I cannot divulge more detail, but he is weirder in person than he appears here.

Are you him? I swear I won't tell anyone.

 

[ipitydatfu]

holy shit thanks for the update.

 

[FairyD]

The guy is 100% real.

I cannot divulge more detail, but he is weirder in person than he appears here.

Are you the gf?

 

[HarryKS]

It only would have mattered were he blessed with good looks. That ain't the case.

Because good-looking peeps are nicer in general.

 

[Jeronimo Jones]

Beggars can be choosers if they're ok with going home empty-handed most of the time.

 

[reddmyst]

For a guy who seemingly sounds like a shitty person, he knows what he wants.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

I was gonna comment on how I was pretty sure the article was old as shit.
Then I was gonna comment on the odd bump.'
Then I watched the video...



I just kind of want to hide in my bed for the rest of the day now...

 

[God Dayumm]

I knew he would get a girlfriend, they always go for the assholes #theredpill

 

[Cuphead]

Those teeth are trying to escape!

 

[Rad-]

I expected a much crazier list.

 

[Zombine]

How do dudes not like glasses on women, that shit is like the hottest.

My girlfriend wears glasses, and they are so damn sexy.

 

[Anton Sugar]

Can you PLEASE do mine?

 

[Ol No Bones]

What a racist! He certainly has some strict criteria but how he was so adamant about no black women. Wow.

 

[-Horizon-]

My expectations are that they must look, sound, and behave exactly like Lucina. Exactly.

Spoiler

2D preferred

 

[xbhaskarx]

Holy shit...

Wow...

 

[RoyaleDuke]

This guy can flip right off the tip of my dick, he sounds like an asshole.

Oh and the horribly racist thing he said in his AMA, fuck this guy.

Hope he remains sleepless.

 

[Ayumi]

Can you PLEASE do mine?

OMG I want one

 

[Unbounded]

Part 2 is nothing but 13 minutes of them awkwardly sucking face.

What the fuck man :_:

Those kiss dodges tho.

 

[TheRedSnifit]

I was expecting this to be about Chris Chan, for some reason.

 

[RageWaffles]

This looks like it was filmed about 15 years ago.

15 years appears to be quite accurate. His other videos, "Christmas of 1999", have the same woman in them.

 

[JC Lately]

Whoa, nelly! That's mighty impressive.

Anyways, this topic brought me to another one:

http://jezebel.com/real-housewife-melissa-gorgas-new-book-advocates-mar-1371722729

It's... interesting, to say the least.

Yeah I want to say WTF at these quotes, then I remember it wasn't men who made 50 Shades of Grey the best selling book ever. Nor was it a man that wrote it.

 

[Bulk_Rate]

I am pretty sure that Dudley and Bob radio show (Austin's local morning talk) had this guy on once or twice last year. He sounded genuinely crazy - not an act. Very delusional.

 

[John Kowalski]

The guy is 100% real.

I cannot divulge more detail, but he is weirder in person than he appears here.

Does he feel cold and polished to the touch?

 

[ajim]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_e67mIWvAI

Holy shit I hate this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCiYVtVYHiE
This one made me laugh tho. He is out of this world.

Haha.

 

[akachan ningen]

I had to bump this because he just uploaded a new video and it could be his last because he is suicidal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQuFNQ-3wUs

As bad as he seems from the crazy stuff in the OP, I feel bad for him.

 

[Timedog]

I had to bump this because he just uploaded a new video and it could be his last because he is suicidal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQuFNQ-3wUs

As bad as he seems from the crazy stuff in the OP, I feel bad for him.

I don't.

 

[Prime crotch]

Delusional people sadden me, can't really hate them.

 

[Shuggananas]

well some of these points are understandable
then some are just plain stupid

 

[JordanN]

I had to bump this because he just uploaded a new video and it could be his last because he is suicidal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQuFNQ-3wUs

As bad as he seems from the crazy stuff in the OP, I feel bad for him.

Hard to have sympathy with someone that's a stone cold racist.

 

[Intheflorsh]

Apparently he's a gamergater now, he just released this video last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNNshOnNnTQ

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Apparently he's a gamergater now, he just released this video last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNNshOnNnTQ

Fits the profile

 

[Nachos]

Apparently he's a gamergater now, he just released this video last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNNshOnNnTQ

Romeo Rose's Dealbreaker List 2015 Edition:

• Don't be a woman

So much more succinct now.

 

[eot]

He looks a bit like the "vegan ladies" guy

 

[Wiktor]

Apparently he's a gamergater now, he just released this video last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNNshOnNnTQ

The whole thing is like watching supervillain origin story

 

[Corpekata]

Apparently he's a gamergater now, he just released this video last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNNshOnNnTQ

This is actually quite old, the woman in that video was the ill fated "Run for councilwoman seat in Texas on the Platform of Gamergate." candidate.

They did that video because they have some weird fucked up relationship where he stalked her and she doxxed him. But they can come together to profit off the sad sacks of gamergate and wanted to clear the air about what fucking weirdos they are.

 

[A_Gorilla]

Just seeing his shirt makes me want to slug him.

 

[ValfarHL]

Except the threesome, he could date my girl.

Don't think he's her type, though.. What a schmuck.

 

[Anton Sugar]

Hahaha holy shit, I must have not checked this thread. *saves*