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[SapientWolf]

I can't believe anyone in here is saying that other than the racist shit, this guy has a pretty reasonable list of desires. This guy is ALL AROUND INSANE.

This one is the easiest to show that he's an immature little dick with some serious emotional issue. He demands that a girl no longer be friends with her exes? Christ.

That one kind of makes sense. I've seen a lot of relationships end with "he/she got back with the ex." I guess it's different if there's kids involved, but that guy probably doesn't date women with kids anyway.

 

[RELAYER]

All he needs is a fedora to be on this site:

http://fedorasofokc.tumblr.com/

Holy fuck.
I'm no Casanova but Jesus Christ these guys are pathetic. I'm gonna need a fucking inhaler soon just from reading this shit. Feel like I'm hyperventilating.

 

[Casanova]

"I will not date a selfish woman. I do not like selfish women at all.

Oh, really?

 

[Dryk]

My new wallpaper!

I just noticed he has horse teeth. Oh the irony.

 

[Chance Hale]

HOLY SHIT, i know this guy! He used to live in Huntington, WV and I've met him at parties/bars before. Everyone hates this dude because he's a prick IRL.

So not a troll attempt? Honestly surprised, thought most of the things he was saying were clear exaggeration but maybe not :/

 

[akira28]

is he wearing plastic teeth to hide his vampire fangs? Looks like those things cost him 25cents from a vending machine.

 

[Conor 419]

What a loser.

 

[ajpw]

his teeth scare and frighten me

 

[grandjedi6]

"I have a very high sex drive" is code for "I never have sex but masturbate all the time"

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

"I have a very high sex drive" is code for "I never have sex but masturbate all the time"

I was going to say LOL!

Like, no shit.

 

[Secret Fawful]

This guy needs to go back to whatever planet he came from. He looks like Zaphod Beeblebrox with one head.

 

[Smellycat]

Holy shit...

This can't be real lol

 

[Pandaman]

it's nice to see these threads and be reminded that my hangups aren't that bad in the grand scheme of things.

 

[Router]

All he needs is a fedora to be on this site:

http://fedorasofokc.tumblr.com/

I hate how nerd wearing hat = Fedora. I had to go through a dozen posts until an actual fedora.

*end hat rant*

Dude totally misunderstood the meaning of "Peacocking"

 

[SHIT]

as long has her vagina has no life threatening diseases

we good

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Wait, he doesn't have a girlfriend? I'm shocked.

 

[PsionBolt]

I've seen more incredible.

Modern marriage counseling sites had become quite convenient.
In addition to the fixed categories of age and occupation, you could also input whatever keywords you wanted to indicate your desired attributes in a partner.

Elf, princess, white skin, blonde hair, looks like a loli but is actually immortal, speaks like an old lady, somewhat full of herself, can do housework nevertheless, can use magic and such, is the best when she is angry, full of overpowered abilities that give her complete control over the outcomes of every battle in the world.

...But in all seriousness, this guy is probably worse.

 

[DJMicLuv]

Nice to see Dave Grohl doing so well these days.
Rock on Dave!

 

[Batigol]

His teeth are disgusting. Maybe go easy with the caps, guy. Looks like a horse.

In all honesty, he needs to get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Not too bad, but a few good kicks

 

[Fusebox]

In all honesty, he needs to get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Not too bad, but a few good kicks

That's fucked up kid.

 

[zeemumu]

What's with this dude's teeth?

They're fake, right?

 

[akachan ningen]

Since you guys were wondering about his teeth being fake, bump for this video where it shows him without his fake teeth on. Apparently, he found himself a girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwGSCs0kPHc nsfw

 

[Necromanti]

Apparently, he found himself a girlfriend.

Are we sure that's not his mother?

 

[Conor_Fool]

God damn, almost forgot about this guy. I remember being absolutely hysterical reading through his blog or whatever with my buddy.

Since you guys were wondering about his teeth being fake, bump for this video where it shows him without his fake teeth on. Apparently, he found himself a girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwGSCs0kPHc nsfw

Wow.

 

[EulaCapra]

Since you guys were wondering about his teeth being fake, bump for this video where it shows him without his fake teeth on. Apparently, he found himself a girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwGSCs0kPHc nsfw

The hell did I just watch???

And eww at the terrible 1990's of the vid.

 

[Log4Girlz]

I figured this was bumped because he got married.

 

[Funky Papa]

Since you guys were wondering about his teeth being fake, bump for this video where it shows him without his fake teeth on. Apparently, he found himself a girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwGSCs0kPHc nsfw

That's all kinds of disturbing, and I'm not talking about the teeth.

 

[maquiladora]

Since you guys were wondering about his teeth being fake, bump for this video where it shows him without his fake teeth on. Apparently, he found himself a girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwGSCs0kPHc nsfw

This looks like it was filmed about 15 years ago.

 

[Captain_Spanky]

Bet he's a PUA. He dresses like he's "peacocking" or whatever they call it lol.

 

[UrbanRats]

Since you guys were wondering about his teeth being fake, bump for this video where it shows him without his fake teeth on. Apparently, he found himself a girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwGSCs0kPHc nsfw

The video i'd expect to see from someone with people tied in their basement.
The tape recording gives it an especially creepy quality.

 

[Lucian Cat]

This looks like it was filmed about 15 years ago.

At the very least. Man that was creepy.

 

[sixteen-bit]

literal one year anniversary bump that was awesome timing

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Part 2 is nothing but 13 minutes of them awkwardly sucking face.

What the fuck man :_:

 

[n64coder]

Looks like his website is no longer there and the Reddit AMA doesn't seem to be accessible.

 

[Frog-fu]

I've come to despise the term man-child.

edit;

wtf at those videos. That's weird af.

 

[Slayven]

Where did they find a camcorder in 2014?

 

[jwk94]

Everybody has their own internal list of likes and dislikes, the things that attract them to other people or turn them off.

The requirements in and of themselves are not unreasonable (in general), but writing them all out in a list is pretty silly, not to mention being so demanding right off the bat. In the end you can't say the guy has to date girls with glasses or like tattoos.

Basically this.

 

[Mario]

Since you guys were wondering about his teeth being fake, bump for this video where it shows him without his fake teeth on. Apparently, he found himself a girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwGSCs0kPHc nsfw

Had to stop watching when sucking of thumb started.

 

[Zee-Row]

Looks like the guy from Foo Fighters

 

[Ayumi]

What's with this dude's teeth?

His teeth have burned into my monitor.

is he wearing plastic teeth to hide his vampire fangs? Looks like those things cost him 25cents from a vending machine.

 

[Maxim726X]

one of his replies

Guys, guys... He didn't mean any offense. Lay off of him, will you?

 

[andycapps]

My new wallpaper!

Please tell me that's not him.

 

[akira28]

Please tell me that's not him.

oh yeah, that's him alright.

 

[chaobreaker]

My new wallpaper!

 

[uncredited male]

Since you guys were wondering about his teeth being fake, bump for this video where it shows him without his fake teeth on. Apparently, he found himself a girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwGSCs0kPHc nsfw

My takeaway from this is that my love life will improve if I aim lower.

 

[Ultima_5]

OMG I want one

 

[Kost2Coast]

I'm sure the guy wouldn't date a girl who made green eggs with ham either..he'll never find her..ever

 

[speculawyer]

He's a wedding photographer so I assume he's met an interacted with quite a few people.

Such a high status guy. No wonder he is so demanding.

 

[JBourne]

Had to stop watching when sucking of thumb started.

I was more disturbed by they way they stared at the camera the whole time.

 

[Tangeroo]

Since you guys were wondering about his teeth being fake, bump for this video where it shows him without his fake teeth on. Apparently, he found himself a girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwGSCs0kPHc nsfw

You can literally hear the camcorder tape spooling during recording.