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Delusional Man-Child Has Most Incredible List of Dating Requirements

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Intheflorsh

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I've seen many other desperate men come up with these 'lists' as a way of rationalizing why they haven't dated anyone in years. ("My standards are too high!")
 
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maomaoIYP

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Lissar said:
It's not so much the short list as the detailed explanations he goes into for each item.

Though that comment is far worse than most.
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Yeah I'd agree he is oddly specific about a whole lot of things. But if he manages to find someone that fits the bill good for him I guess, besides the racism of course.

Supermanisdead said:
no. this says more about you than everyone who's "riled up"
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Really? Would you like to explain?
 
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BananaBomb

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does anyone feel more and more disturbed by the internet as days go by? it's become too easy for socially immature / just plain stupid people to hang themselves publicly and we all enjoy it way too much. i mean really, how does this one idiot make it all the way to gawker, neogaf, and reddit. i am uncomfortable.
 
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criesofthepast

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This is so pathetically obviously fake so don't get too up in arms over this, folks. Romeo rose seems to be a real person but how do we know it was him who posted this?
 
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Alcotholic

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It reads like a Dr. Seuss book.




I will not date fat women

I will not date them on a bus
Not on a train or a truss.

I will not date them in the night
Nor in the day in the light.
 
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Zoramon089

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BananaBomb said:
does anyone feel more and more disturbed by the internet as days go by? it's become too easy for socially immature / just plain stupid people to hang themselves publicly and we all enjoy it way too much. i mean really, how does this one idiot make it all the way to gawker, neogaf, and reddit. i am uncomfortable.
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I'm more disturbed by the fact that people are so willing to say things like this. I thought it was because of anonymity, like 4chan, but even with their pictures and names exposed people say really messed up things. I never took myself for naive, but...it's been eye opening how some people actually think in this day and age
 
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GuitarAtomik

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One of his other replies on Reddit:

I am NOT racist. Just because I don't like the appearnce of black people does not make me racist. Just because I don't like a particular painting, does not mean I dislike the medium of Art as a whole!
But I will say this, Blacks do make up the majority of the inmates in the prisons in the country.
And I think it's White people that make up the majority of white collar executive types of positions in America. Probably more Whites are 1 percenters than there are blacks.
When I think of all of the classical composers like Mozart etc that were pure genius, I don't recall many of them being Black.
This is the 1st black president we've had so far and look what a horrible job he has done.
So in the grand scheme of things, it appears the scales are tilted in favor of Whites being the superior race, after all we weren't the ones that were enslaved workinf cotton fields for 40o years..
Just pointing out that history seems to show whites as always rising to the top and dominating all other countries and cultures and taking what they want and doing as they please, being the dominant, most powerful, most intelligent race....
I'm not saying I personally believe whites are superior to blacks, I am not a scientist, and I have not studied it to any great depth...
Just pointing out some observations.
But, again, for the millionth time, I may be a jerk, but I'm not a racist, there's a big difference.
My best friends are black and I have no hatred for them.
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Dude's gotta be trolling. He hits just about every point.
 
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Platy

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Intheflorsh said:
I've seen many other desperate men come up with these 'lists' as a way of rationalizing why they haven't dated anyone in years. ("My standards are too high!")
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Rayis

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This is honestly too fuckin' ridiculous for it not to be trolling, he even ended that racist rant saying his best friends were black, that's kind of obvious.

If it's not, lemme facepalm so hard at the guy.
 
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LQX

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What a racist asshole. Fine; you have particular taste but do you have to fucking try and down a race of woman because you don't find them attractive? Just state your damn preference and leave it at that.
 
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Lissar

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Vermillion said:
Whoa, nelly! That's mighty impressive.

Anyways, this topic brought me to another one:

http://jezebel.com/real-housewife-melissa-gorgas-new-book-advocates-mar-1371722729

It's... interesting, to say the least.
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Girls don't poop. Me, never have. Never will. It just doesn't happen. Or, that's what Joe thinks! We've been married for nine years, and he has never once seen or smelled my business. How have I pulled this off? I don't do it when he's around or awake. In an emergency, I have my ways of pooping so he won't hear, smell, or see. It's a challenge.
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border

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Aside from the horrifyingly racist stuff, none of it really seems that unreasonable.

I would call into question the science and research behind his assumption that women who have had kids have nasty stretched out vaginas, but it's certainly not unreasonable to want a partner who doesn't have kids.

It certainly doesn't seem more weird or crazy than a lot of the requirements I hear average-looking women come up with ("He has to be at least 4 inches taller than me....he has to have a professional job....he has to own his own house...").
 
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Sophia

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I do not like glasses on a girl.
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Well screw you too buddy. :\

I will not date any girl if she is still friends with any men that she has been intimate with in the past, I believe once a relationship with someone is over, it’s OVER.
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Holy crap is this guy for real? Relationships do not work that way.
 
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Village

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border said:
Aside from the horrifyingly racist stuff, none of it really seems that unreasonable.

I would call into question the science and research behind his assumption that women who have had kids have nasty stretched out vaginas, but it's certainly not unreasonable to want a partner who doesn't have kids.

It certainly doesn't seem more weird or crazy than a lot of the requirements I hear average-looking women come up with ("He has to be at least 4 inches taller than me....he has to have a professional job....he has to own his own house...").
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I do not think these things are unreasonable, I think those just set a up a slew of other questions though
 
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MWS Natural

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ipitydatfu said:
one of his replies
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Because when a woman has been with a black man, in my book that is ALMOST the same thing as beastiality, because black people look like apes, monkeys and gorillas. I don't mean any offense to Black people, but that's just the truth. You can't look at a black man like Ving Rhames and a gorilla and tell me you don't see some similarities. I am just speaking the truth and saying what MOST people truly think but don't have the courage to say.
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I don't see how's he's racist at all. Can't a white man have preferences in American any more?? All you people do is play the race card for everything.

Obama has ruined this once great country.
 
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border

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I do not think these things are unreasonable, I think those just set a up a slew of other questions though
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I don't think that it is unreasonable to want a guy who is stable and makes enough money to support a family, though obviously there's a fine line between wanting a stable guy and just being a gold digger.
 
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Village

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I don't think that it is unreasonable to want a guy who is stable and makes enough money to support a family, though obviously there's a fine line between wanting a stable guy and just being a gold digger.
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If you ain't no punk holla we want prenup
WE WANT PRENUP! Yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo ass she gonna leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his
 
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Mr. Saturn

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border said:
I don't think that it is unreasonable to want a guy who is stable and makes enough money to support a family, though obviously there's a fine line between wanting a stable guy and just being a gold digger.
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That doesn't seem too unreasonable, but isn't it true that the rate of women being for professional jobs is greater then the rate of men being hired for professional jobs or at least couples where the woman makes more than the man are becoming more common?

Is that true or am I just pulling stuff out of my ass, because I swear I've read that before, though I might be 100% wrong.

The other thing you mentioned owning your own house seems a tad difficult in this economy. Not that I'm passing judgment on these requirements you mentioned in your earlier post, I'm just saying the reality is owning a house is challenging today due to good work being difficult to get.
 
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Transhuman

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He's either a troll or an example of an incredibly pathetic human being, so I don't care. There's no joy in mocking someone that is so far gone that they have no worth as an object of vitriol.
 
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