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[Deleted member 47027]

Is it the Undertaker? The Boogeyman? The Yet-Tay?

Or something more terrifying? Who is the scariest?

 

[Cerebral Assassin]

 

[Courage]

easy

 

[kusoge]

Chris Benoit

 

[Ravek]

Kane back in the day.

 

[The Culture Vulture]

La Parka...obviously.

 

[BFIB]

 

[Rockandrollclown]

Old school, masked Kane was scariest to me. The organ music entrance, the flames, the speechless monster just destroying people. Followed pretty closely by non American Bad Ass Taker, although the Limp Bizkit entrance music was scary.

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

The only killer of pushes, and guy wth small penis syndrome.

 

[The Smoking Bun]

Would

Spoiler

Clothesline

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

 

[Snaku]

Sid Vicious' leg.

 

[Winnie the Pimp]

Mankind was pretty effing scary at first...

 

[backflip10019]

easy

Yep, this is the first thing that came to mind.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Papa Shango back in the day.

He made the warrior bleed a mysterious substance man

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Sid Vicious' leg.

COULD YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT THAT AS A CLICKABLE LINK INSTEAD OF SUBJECTING US TO HORRIBLE MEMORIES

 

[Epsilon-delta]

Goldust.

 

[industrian]

Is Nicole Bass still a bannable meme?

Spoiler

Nicole Bass

 

[joedan]

Kamala. I used to be so scared for the crowd in the arena. I was worried he might escape from his 'handler'.

Papa Shango. Can't forget when he put a spell on the Ultimate Warrior and had him bleeding and vomiting.

 

[racketpunch]

La Parka

 

[highrider]

Those Wyatt dudes are kinda creepy.

 

[jmdajr]

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Best use of skulls goes to Mortis/Kanyon:

 

[The Culture Vulture]

Vampiro deserves a mention as well.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Kane's had to participate is storylines so terrifyingly bad that they'd kill other wrestlers careers, nothing brings the shivers quite like yet another Kane romance angle.

 

[bjork]

Kamala. I used to be so scared for the crowd in the arena. I was worried he might escape from his 'handler'.

Sadly, he's had either one or both legs amputated at the knee.

Scariest wrestler is Waylon Mercy.

 

[British Monsoon]

Great Kabuki was a pretty creepy looking guy;

He was also the first wrestler to use the green mist and The Great Muta, storyline-wise, is his son.

Also, scary in an entirely different way, CZW's Nick Gage often made me wonder if he realised wrestling is supposed to be fake

Here he is burning down the Big Japan ring;

And here he is accidentally setting himself on fire;

http://i.minus.com/iv6C6oqadhp4E.gif

 

[Acorn]

Taker and Goldust for me.

Dustin Rhodes is a weird fucker, although the Ahmed Johnson kiss was hilarious.

 

[FStop7]

Kevin Sullivan got really creepy at times

 

[Perspicacity]

And here he is accidentally setting himself on fire;

http://i.minus.com/iv6C6oqadhp4E.gif

Fuuuuuuuck....

Also, Great Kabuki may have done it first but Muta was just about the only dude that resonated with me as being actually fucked up

 

[ido]

Original Undertaker for me. Back before he really spoke, and wore the Black(or later, Gray, gloves).

Mankind was also pretty damn creepy when he first came out as Mankind. And for some reason Vader always scared me. He had a way of really making it look like he was hurting his opponent.

 

[The Culture Vulture]

Where are all the Sting/Joker GIFs?

 

[ToxicAdam]

I wish you guys were old enough to remember Kevin Sullivan in his heyday.

 

[Jezbollah]

... Vader always scared me. He had a way of really making it look like he was hurting his opponent.

That's because most of the time he was...

 

[bronson]

 

[tekumseh]

I wish you guys were old enough to remember Kevin Sullivan in his heyday.

Aaaand we have a winner...

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I wish you guys were old enough to remember Kevin Sullivan in his heyday.

We do. Woman <3

 

[Data West]

Heel Doink

 

[bjork]

The more I think about it, the more I think the real answer is Terry Funk. That high grandpa voice and that smile, but behind it is the ability to light you on fire and toss broken glass on you and shit.

 

[Forkball]

Abdullah the Butcher

The dude has scars so massive that Foley says he could put casino chips in them and they would stay there. He also has a very brutal hardcore style and supposedly bit the head off of a chicken. I would not want to even be in the same state as him.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Abdullah the Butcher

The dude has scars so massive that Foley says he could put casino chips in them and they would stay there. He also has a very brutal hardcore style and supposedly bit the head off of a chicken. I would not want to even be in the same state as him.

Also Hepatitis! Not a good mix for someone whose claim to fame is bleeding EVERYWHERE.

 

[Data West]

Second place is tied between
Nailz and Waylon Mercy

Nailz was creepy looking but dat voice make you want to shit yourself and you were such a mark that you thought he was straight up a murdering convict. Waylon was evil like Doink because he'd switch from friendly personality to evil rapist. And he was fucking huge and hillbilly as fuck looking.

 

[ToxicAdam]

We do. Woman <3

That was when he was old and broken. When he was strictly in the Florida territory, he pretty much ran the book and could push himself the way he wanted to.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

That was when he was old and broken. When he was strictly in the Florida territory, he pretty much ran the book and could push himself the way he wanted to.

Dude's got an incredible mind for the business and is a consummate professional. I love Kevin Sullivan. He understands the business perfectly. I love him and Gary Hart - a LOT.

 

[British Monsoon]

The more I think about it, the more I think the real answer is Terry Funk. That high grandpa voice and that smile, but behind it is the ability to light you on fire and toss broken glass on you and shit.

Funk could be pretty sinister in his promos when he wanted to be, something about that calm, high-pitched voice describing the malicious things he was going to do was inherently creepy.

Also, he's kinda nuts;

Also, Great Kabuki may have done it first but Muta was just about the only dude that resonated with me as being actually fucked up

Muta, especially in his later days, really had those freakish mannerisms down to a tee. Kabuki was savage because of his appearance and because he seemed to only care about carving his opponents up, but Muta was playing much more of a complete character and a creepy one at that.

 

[The Culture Vulture]

It's almost like people aren't scared of Abyss anymore.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Obviously goldust

 

[Data West]

As a wee mark, I remembered being scared of Berlyn.

God damnit, Alex Wright. You're supposed to dance, not commit genocide.

 

[Shiv47]

In terms of playing a character, Kevin Sullivan. In terms being a fucked up dude, Abdullah the Butcher.

 

[Data West]

OH WAIT I KNOW

Just ask Mass Transit, Gypsy Joe, or Vic Grimes. This mother fucker is unstable.