• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

BritGAF |OT4| - "Our Only Goal In Life Is To Become As Alpha As Possible"

Status
Not open for further replies.
Musha_Soturi

Musha_Soturi

Member
jimbor said:
You're a bird, your default mode is irritating.

Also, aside from telling me how much you hate me sometimes, I can't really remember you doing too much out of the already mentioned default bird mode norm.
Click to expand...

Did I tell you I hated you on your birthday? If I did you must have deserved it. I actually can't remember anything after getting back to yours.

shorty_symd said:
Should've introduced yourself as a 20 something single redhead with a deep passion for Dark Souls.
Click to expand...

And probably not being a lesbian would have helped if you were gonna go down this route. Although actually some of the guys in here probably dig that.
 
J

jimbor

Banned
Musha_Soturi said:
Did I tell you I hated you on your birthday? If I did you must have deserved it. I actually can't remember anything after getting back to yours.



And probably not being a lesbian would have helped if you were gonna go down this route. Although actually some of the guys in here probably dig that.
Click to expand...

You didn't say you hated me that day, just that you really hated me sometimes. It's okay though as I just interpreted that as you inevitably flicking your bean and thinking of me. The only thing I wasn't sure if was if you'd be doing that in a love or hate mood.
 
R

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Screaming Meat said:
It's just not that simple, Tash.
Click to expand...

It is though, she had no love for rapunzel from the start, only greed for the powers her hair possessed, in the opening scene she tries to steal her hair but learns that it loses it's powers when separated from her, so she thinks fuck it, I'll just have to steal the little shit so I can poses my very own fountain of life
 
Musha_Soturi

Musha_Soturi

Member
jimbor said:
You didn't say you hated me that day, just that you really hated me sometimes. It's okay though as I just interpreted that as you inevitably flicking your bean and thinking of me. The only thing I wasn't sure if was if you'd be doing that in a love or hate mood.
Click to expand...

oh hate mood definitely. Really gets me going.
 
M

Mikeside

Member
Musha_Soturi said:
oh hate mood definitely. Really gets me going.
Click to expand...

I can vouch for this.
Every time I stay over I can hear her furiously beaning it in the bedroom and cursing "I fucking hate Jimbor, Jackben, Jedeye and Meadows" for hours.

It's kind of creepy, but she never gives me her WiFi password, so there's nothing else for me to jerk off to.
 
S

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
Tashbrooke said:
It is though, she had no love for rapunzel from the start, only greed for the powers her hair possessed, in the opening scene she tries to steal her hair but learns that it loses it's powers when separated from her, so she thinks fuck it, I'll just have to steal the little shit so I can poses my very own fountain of life
Click to expand...

Oh, Tash...

Grothel tended to that plant for hundreds of years, it was like a child to her. She nurtured it, cared for it, kept it alive. Along comes King Big Bollocks and tears it from the ground, crushes it and boils it without a by your leave. No thought of what it could do for the rest of the kingdom, no care for the fact that he kills this one of a kind plant, no care for the woman who kept it alive all this time, no gratitude. He didn't even think to ask her. He's as greedy and forthright as you claim Grothel is; more so.

Can you blame her for breaking into the castle to take back a lock - a single lock was her intention - of what is by rights hers? Then, when at the last hurdle she realises it's impossible, can you blame her for acting out of desperation? A moment of human weakness, when faced with losing hundreds of years of toil.

Then what does Grothel do? She could've just put her in a cellar and fed and watered her when necessary; that's what an "evil" and "uncaring" person would've done. Nope, she does what she has always done, what she does best: care for and nurture a living thing for eighteen years, man. The nappies, the tantrums, teething; she did it all even though she didn't really need to. You say she didn't care about Rapunzal? What about the crayons? What about getting her favourite pie? She didn't need to do any of that. You think she didn't care, even though she spent eighteen years looking after her in an enclosed space? Pah. No way.

Even then, Repunzal has known no other mother and she discards her without a second thought. "Oh, I'm rich? Well fuck that ugly old hag who nurtured me and cared for me over EIGHTEEN YEARS, I want a fucking Porsche!" Boots Grothel out of a window.

Repunzal turns out to be a heartless, ungrateful, little fame hungry psychopath, likely picked up from her father's side. I have every sympathy for Grothel. I don't condone her SINGLE MOMENT of weakness by partaking in baby stealing, but I understand it.
 
S

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
SmokyDave said:
I don't have the first idea what you cats are talking about.

Buy Assassin's Creed 4.
Click to expand...

It's great! I must've spent about 100 hours on it. I finished the story this weekend and now I have a void in my life. Going to see what all this CoD fuss is about.
 
R

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Mikeside said:
You're in an incredibly cunty mood lately, Tash. Just think, you're going back home and almost definitely getting a blowie soon. All is well.
Click to expand...
You know what's in an incredibly cunty mood lately?



me
Screaming Meat said:
Oh, Tash...

Grothel tended to that plant for hundreds of years, it was like a child to her. She nurtured it, cared for it, kept it alive. Along comes King Big Bollocks and tears it from the ground, crushes it and boils it without a by your leave. No thought of what it could do for the rest of the kingdom, no care for the fact that he kills this one of a kind plant, no care for the woman who kept it alive all this time, no gratitude. He didn't even think to ask her. He's as greedy and forthright as you claim Grothel is; more so.

Can you blame her for breaking into the castle to take back a lock - a single lock was her intention - of what is by rights hers? Then, when at the last hurdle she realises it's impossible, can you blame her for acting out of desperation? A moment of human weakness, when faced with losing hundreds of years of toil.

Then what does Grothel do? She could've just put her in a cellar and fed and watered her when necessary; that's what an "evil" and "uncaring" person would've done. Nope, she does what she has always done, what she does best: care for and nurture a living thing for eighteen years, man. The nappies, the tantrums, teething; she did it all even though she didn't really need to. You say she didn't care about Rapunzal? What about the crayons? What about getting her favourite pie? She didn't need to do any of that. You think she didn't care, even though she spent eighteen years looking after her in an enclosed space? Pah. No way.

Even then, Repunzal has known no other mother and she discards her without a second thought. "Oh, I'm rich? Well fuck that ugly old hag who nurtured me and cared for EIGHTEEN YEARS, I want a fucking Porsche!" Boots Grothel out of a window.

Repunzal turns out to be a heartless, ungrateful, little fame hungry psychopath, likely picked up from her father's side. I have every sympathy for Grothel. I don't condone her SINGLE MOMENT of weakness by partaking in baby stealing, but I understand it.
Click to expand...
Alright, I see your point


but I still think she's a dick
 
Jedeye Sniv

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
Screaming Meat said:
Oh, Tash...

Grothel tended to that plant for hundreds of years, it was like a child to her. She nurtured it, cared for it, kept it alive. Along comes King Big Bollocks and tears it from the ground, crushes it and boils it without a by your leave. No thought of what it could do for the rest of the kingdom, no care for the fact that he kills this one of a kind plant, no care for the woman who kept it alive all this time, no gratitude. He didn't even think to ask her. He's as greedy and forthright as you claim Grothel is; more so.

Can you blame her for breaking into the castle to take back a lock - a single lock was her intention - of what is by rights hers? Then, when at the last hurdle she realises it's impossible, can you blame her for acting out of desperation? A moment of human weakness, when faced with losing hundreds of years of toil.

Then what does Grothel do? She could've just put her in a cellar and fed and watered her when necessary; that's what an "evil" and "uncaring" person would've done. Nope, she does what she has always done, what she does best: care for and nurture a living thing for eighteen years, man. The nappies, the tantrums, teething; she did it all even though she didn't really need to. You say she didn't care about Rapunzal? What about the crayons? What about getting her favourite pie? She didn't need to do any of that. You think she didn't care, even though she spent eighteen years looking after her in an enclosed space? Pah. No way.

Even then, Repunzal has known no other mother and she discards her without a second thought. "Oh, I'm rich? Well fuck that ugly old hag who nurtured me and cared for me over EIGHTEEN YEARS, I want a fucking Porsche!" Boots Grothel out of a window.

Repunzal turns out to be a heartless, ungrateful, little fame hungry psychopath, likely picked up from her father's side. I have every sympathy for Grothel. I don't condone her SINGLE MOMENT of weakness by partaking in baby stealing, but I understand it.
Click to expand...

I get you, it's like Amanda Berry and Ariel Castro - Amanda was actually pretty ungrateful. Ariel housed her, fed her, et cetera, and then she runs away and gets him into trouble at first opportunity. Totally not cool.
 
S

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
Jedeye Sniv said:
I get you, it's like Amanda Berry and Ariel Castro - Amanda was actually pretty ungrateful. Ariel housed her, fed her, et cetera, and then she runs away and gets him into trouble at first opportunity. Totally not cool.
Click to expand...

Haha! If Grothel had sexually abused Repunzal then yeah, you might have a point.
 
M

Mikeside

Member
Screaming Meat said:
Oh, Tash...

Grothel tended to that plant for hundreds of years, it was like a child to her. She nurtured it, cared for it, kept it alive. Along comes King Big Bollocks and tears it from the ground, crushes it and boils it without a by your leave. No thought of what it could do for the rest of the kingdom, no care for the fact that he kills this one of a kind plant, no care for the woman who kept it alive all this time, no gratitude. He didn't even think to ask her. He's as greedy and forthright as you claim Grothel is; more so.

Can you blame her for breaking into the castle to take back a lock - a single lock was her intention - of what is by rights hers? Then, when at the last hurdle she realises it's impossible, can you blame her for acting out of desperation? A moment of human weakness, when faced with losing hundreds of years of toil.

Then what does Grothel do? She could've just put her in a cellar and fed and watered her when necessary; that's what an "evil" and "uncaring" person would've done. Nope, she does what she has always done, what she does best: care for and nurture a living thing for eighteen years, man. The nappies, the tantrums, teething; she did it all even though she didn't really need to. You say she didn't care about Rapunzal? What about the crayons? What about getting her favourite pie? She didn't need to do any of that. You think she didn't care, even though she spent eighteen years looking after her in an enclosed space? Pah. No way.

Even then, Repunzal has known no other mother and she discards her without a second thought. "Oh, I'm rich? Well fuck that ugly old hag who nurtured me and cared for me over EIGHTEEN YEARS, I want a fucking Porsche!" Boots Grothel out of a window.

Repunzal turns out to be a heartless, ungrateful, little fame hungry psychopath, likely picked up from her father's side. I have every sympathy for Grothel. I don't condone her SINGLE MOMENT of weakness by partaking in baby stealing, but I understand it.
Click to expand...

You're my favourite.
 
Jedeye Sniv

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
Musha_Soturi said:
Exactly like that. No games, no cryptic clues. Just sit her down, tell her you still love her and you'd like to know if there's any chance you could give it another go.
Click to expand...

Good advice, especially if they made a child already. If you can't be honest with that person then there is no chance.

But a heroic crown of sonnets would also do the trick, as would a roll of Love Hearts.
 
NinjaBoiX

NinjaBoiX

Member
shorty_symd said:
Should've introduced yourself as a 20 something single redhead with a deep passion for Dark Souls.
Click to expand...
Praise the sun!
jimbor said:
Shawshank is a shit movie, brah. Default best movie ever choice of dullards.
Click to expand...
78k.gif

(Fine, I'll bite!)
I'd agree that it's possibly overrated and it's a fairly safe, conventional movie, but it's certainly not inept. The characters are well developed, the writing is sharp and believable, the story is intriguing and cleverly constructed without feeling convoluted and the acting is impressive across the board. It's very handsomely shot too.
Screaming Meat said:
What, no Stoya or India Summer?
Click to expand...
uWudPb5.gif

So, so fine.
 
S

Symphonia

Banned
Musha_Soturi said:
Exactly like that. No games, no cryptic clues. Just sit her down, tell her you still love her and you'd like to know if there's any chance you could give it another go.
Click to expand...
But there's one problem. She's with someone. They're having troubles though. Do I chime in now or just accept she's moved on?
 
Jedeye Sniv

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
CyanideStrike said:
But there's one problem. She's with someone. They're having troubles though. Do I chime in now or just accept she's moved on?
Click to expand...

Depends. If you want a drama free life then just move on and see where life takes you.

However it could be fun/exciting/scary to throw an emotion-grenade into her trenches of love and see what comes of it? It's guaranteed to utterly fuck with her head for a little while but a positive outcome could happen, and it's sure to be a wild time when her current beau finds out.
 
Jedeye Sniv

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
CyanideStrike said:
That, apparently, is a game between the two to see who can get the most hits. It still bothers me though. It shouldn't, but it does.
Click to expand...

1. Why does this bother you?
2. Of course she would win, girls will always win in hits on internet dating. It would be like me challenging Deaf Spacker to a footrace (which tbh would probably be closer than I would hope, I can't run good)
 
S

SKINNER!

Banned
Jedeye Sniv said:
Well you might as well tell her then, either open that door or have it nailed shut in your face. At least you'll know.
Click to expand...

Or just point her to this thread. Reveal your identity. Make it sentimental and shit...

...actually, scratch that idea. Best not let her look through your post history.
 
Musha_Soturi

Musha_Soturi

Member
CyanideStrike said:
That, apparently, is a game between the two to see who can get the most hits. It still bothers me though. It shouldn't, but it does.
Click to expand...

That's a bit of an odd game. How long have they been dating? I need a bit more background info.

From what you've said about her before I would say it's clear she still cares for you a great deal too, but you're never going to know if it's enough unless you just come out and ask her.

Jedeye Sniv said:
2. Of course she would win, girls will always win in hits on internet dating. It would be like me challenging Deaf Spacker to a footrace (which tbh would probably be closer than I would hope, I can't run good)
Click to expand...

This is true. I signed up to OK Cupid for a laugh and apparently in 1 day got more hits, likes and messages than Mike had gotten in a year.
 
B

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
Like would you risk having GAFers you know meet the non GAFers you know knowing that certain Internet personality traits may be revealed to those you didn't want to know about them.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

Famitsu Sales: Week 49, 2023 (Nov 27 - Dec 03)
Sales-Age
20
2K
thicc_girls_are_teh_best replied
  • Locked
Movies You’ve Watched Lately [OT] - 2023
Social Opinion 17 18 19 20 21
1K
52K
22:22:22 replied
Famitsu Sales: Week 38, 2023 (Sep 11 - Sep 17)
Sales-Age
25
2K
Woopah replied
Famitsu Sales: Week 34, 2023 (Aug 14 - Aug 20)
Sales-Age
17
2K
Woopah replied
Famitsu Sales: Week 37, 2023 (Sep 04 - Sep 10)
Sales-Age
12
1K
YukiOnna replied
Top Bottom