criesofthepast
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Lol Balotelli's bio in the OT. Hero.
Let's go Italy & Chile (ok and Greece)
Chile are my sleepers.
Let's go Italy & Chile (ok and Greece)
Chile are my sleepers.
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2014 FIFA World Cup |OT| Spa1n v The Netherland5
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It can't happen, I would rather watch Neymar give 10,000 Academy Award winning performances and have kidney stones everyday.
Suicide pact incoming.
Vulcano's assistant
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SteveWinwood
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are there teams other than the us in this thing
cute
cute
Sviatoslav
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That's only because Euros use the inferior head to head tiebreaker. Had the superior goal difference tie breaker been applied (like it is at the WC) then Russia would have made it out of the group
and won the title.
Hello thewe and welcome to 'Woy's Twivia Cowner', bwought to you by me, Woy Hodgson, official head coach of the England football team. Along with being given the task of bwinging the twophy back to its wightful home away fwom all those diwty foweigners, I'm also going to help newcomews get to gwips with the wowld's biggest spowting touwnament befowe it begins and by building on the weally wather wesplendent wowk that Wes and his cwonies have cweated. I'll be pwoviding you guys with facts and figuwes from all the leading teams as the touwnament builds up some steam.
Fiwst is the hosts, BWAZIL
DID YOU KNOW
Bwazil is home to thwee of the wowld's six leading musicians; evewybody but Bono fwom the band U2 (English band, give them a listen). The othew thwee - Bono, and two session musicians that have featuwed on all of U2's wecowds so faw - all weside elsewhere.
DID YOU KNOW
Bwazil's captain Thiago Silva once featuwed on his home countwy's edition of 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaiwe', and made it to the £250,000 question (ow whatevew the equivalent is in Bwazilian Euwos). He failed howevew when they asked him 'who will win the 2014 FIFA Wowld Cup' and he answewed 'smoked salmon'.
DID YOU KNOW
Thewe awe a numbew of things to do in Bwazil as a touwist; one is visiting the local favelas and asking whewe the best bwothels are. If you cannot come to a definitive answew with the help of the wesidents, ask whewe the neawest is. The pwostitutes will do anything within weason for a modest sum, and if you shell out a few mowe Bwazilian Euwos, they'll put all youw hawd eawned and collected Panini stickews up youw bottom, wolled up and in descending owder of playews most likely to be top scowew at this yeaw's FIFA Wowld Cup.
USA vs Australia WC final will happen. It's inevitable.
FootballFan
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It would be great if USA won the World Cup one day.
Btw
Shout out to clint dempsey, the number 1 soccer player in the world, yes sir.
smokeandmirrors
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if not this year, 2018 in Russia where we show them commie's we still rule the world
Marc
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Meet me somewhere.
No match for the commander.
Donovan isn't there but our replacement #10 has really nice hair
RedBaron17
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Great OT guys!
Here's hoping for a great World Cup and a great thread.
And of course, VIVA COLOMBIA HIJUEPUTAA!
Here's hoping for a great World Cup and a great thread.
And of course, VIVA COLOMBIA HIJUEPUTAA!
Willkiller
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CelticKnight
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Would love to see the USA win the World Cup. All the football purists around the world would commit Harakiri almost immediately.
Was reading through the OT...
Really? He seemed a lazy sod when I saw him play.
Was reading through the OT...
Really? He seemed a lazy sod when I saw him play.
Vivalaraza
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Hello thewe and welcome to 'Woy's Twivia Cowner', bwought to you by me, Woy Hodgson, official head coach of the England football team. Along with being given the task of bwinging the twophy back to its wightful home away fwom all those diwty foweigners, I'm also going to help newcomews get to gwips with the wowld's biggest spowting touwnament befowe it begins and by building on the weally wather wesplendent wowk that Wes and his cwonies have cweated. I'll be pwoviding you guys with facts and figuwes from all the leading teams as the touwnament builds up some steam.
Fiwst is the hosts, BWAZIL
DID YOU KNOW
Bwazil is home to thwee of the wowld's six leading musicians; evewybody but Bono fwom the band U2 (English band, give them a listen). The othew thwee - Bono, and two session musicians that have featuwed on all of U2's wecowds so faw - all weside elsewhere.
DID YOU KNOW
Bwazil's captain Thiago Silva once featuwed on his home countwy's edition of 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaiwe', and made it to the £250,000 question (ow whatevew the equivalent is in Bwazilian Euwos). He failed howevew when they asked him 'who will win the 2014 FIFA Wowld Cup' and he answewed 'smoked salmon'.
DID YOU KNOW
Thewe awe a numbew of things to do in Bwazil as a touwist; one is visiting the local favelas and asking whewe the best bwothels are. If you cannot come to a definitive answew with the help of the wesidents, ask whewe the neawest is. The pwostitutes will do anything within weason for a modest sum, and if you shell out a few mowe Bwazilian Euwos, they'll put all youw hawd eawned and collected Panini stickews up youw bottom, wolled up and in descending owder of playews most likely to be top scowew at this yeaw's FIFA Wowld Cup.
Hahahahaha what on earth are you doing?
Nemesis121
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lol
Be more fitting if it was the US instead of Honduras...
Nice work on the OT...
Broder Salsa
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FootballFan
Member
Imagine a world where Altidore lifts the World Cup. No thnx jeff
Well only SA teams have won SA cups. Europeans have only won once outside Europe (Sooth Afreeka)
Neffarias_Bredd
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Start my first post college job tomorrow, kind of sad that I'm going to miss a lot of World Cup games. On a more positive note I'll be able to go to bars and drink and root for the USA!!! Favorite sporting event
Hello thewe and welcome to 'Woy's Twivia Cowner', with me, Woy Hodgson. I have been playing table tennis with Glen Johnson fow the past fouw houws and my hand is aching. Glen has wan to fetch the lotion, so befowe he stawts gently massaging my aging joints, hewe is anothew edition.
Next up is Gwoup A's CWOATIA
Cwoatia's famous tablecloth kit was cweated when famous Cwoatian footballew Lev Yashin wealised thiwty seven minutes into a fwiendly match that he was completely naked. Yelping, he gwabbed the fiwst thing he could find to covew his steadily shwinking appendage. Luckily, he had set up a small picnic table next to his station, and was pwepawing a buwwito fow half time. He took the cloth that adowned the table, and the west is histowy.
Cwoatia finished thiwd at the 1942 FIFA Wowld Cup, and in doing so became the fiwst team in Euwope to finish thiwd at the 1942 FIFA Wowld Cup.
Staw man Luka Modwic - fwesh off winning the Champions League with a club made up entiwely of Satanists - is known to book weekends off when he can and enjoy a bout of fishing in neawby Lake Cwoatia, in his home countwy of Cwoatia. Once, he caught a thwee hundwed and nineteen pound cawp, and celebwated by wetuwning it into the lake so it could spend the west of its life gawping and blowing bubbles.
Nah. Spain will flop harder than Neymar.
CMojicaAce
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VAMOS MEXICO!
I wish we still played decently.
Willkiller
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Wilbur pls stop I'm waking up the house
Maybe I'm old, but in my time the nickname was Canarinho (little canary). =P
Also, FIFA updated their ranking last week before the World Cup and Brazil is 3rd (didn't check other teams).
I didn't send PM because it's irrelevant information.
Great job on the OP. Just hope your job won't be deleted from history like the 2010 thread. =P
It says so right next to the title.
Herr K must have accidentally counted the Euro's it seems.
/dead
I'm sorry. Yes, I mixed up the Euros. Switching between tabs is tough.
Roy still has to bring us 30 more countries before kick off on Thursday. He's being paid by Wilbur Corp for this okay
Vivalaraza
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How old are you?
I would like to keep track of the oldest poster in this thread. Current record is held by FootballFan who is 81.
You can say higher or lower.
hahahaha viva pls
Willkiller
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Has Jeff posted yet?
WonkyPanda
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Argentina's year.
:lol
FootballFan
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I did the Brazil one. Sent the profile to Wes before the fifa rankings changed.
And yeah the nickname part was kinda confusing, I have 3 wc magazines and Wikipedia, they each had both nicknames so I just picked that one lol.
FootballFan
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Damn it viva 
Spreading it to the ot.
Spreading it to the ot.
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