As a dedicated source for post-show discussion, The A.V. Club thinks its only right that we help maintain televisions sense of conversation, community, and camaraderie. With that in mind, weve updated our traditional guide for the new TV season with suggested conversation starters based on the fall premieres. As you discover new favorites and fresh punching bags in September, October, November, and December, try peppering these bits of dialogue into everyday chit-chat to see who else is keeping up with what youre keeping up with. Best case scenario: Youve revived the spirit of the water cooler. Worst case scenario: Everybody thinks youre a giant weirdo. But hey, theyre the ones not taking advantage of the most fertile television landscape in the mediums history. So whos the real weirdo there?