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[Bert409]

He's only 69?. Everyone seems to think he's dieing soon so H can run the show, dudes going to outlive all of us with the money he has.

He eats steak every day and has a history with cocaine and obviously steroids. His heart could explode at any time.

 

[jerry1594]

He's obviously swimming in hgh. Don't see the point in putting so many juiced people on cover and enforcing physical standards like that.

 

[triplestation]

Wrestling

Lol

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

He eats steak every day and has a history with cocaine and obviously steroids. His heart could explode at any time.

He keeps a roster of exceptionally fit guys around him, they also all have the same blood type as him

Spoiler

maybe

. Guy's don't retire anymore Vince just Jeepers Creepers them.

 

[Demon Ice]

Professional wrestling.

Wrestling

Bahahaha

 

[Terrell]

has there ever been an issue of one of these fitness or men's health magazines that doesn't mention ABS! on the cover?

Muscle and Fitness is basically the male douche Cosmo.

 

[LocknessMobster]

Great thread,full of LOL's

 

[Seventy70]

Didn't know Vince was 69. Wow. Dude is probably going to live a long-ass time.

I don't see it. If I had to guess, I would say he has about 2-4 years left. That body/steroids just can't be healthy at that age.

 

[kingocfs]

He eats steak every day and has a history with cocaine and obviously steroids. His heart could explode at any time.

This explains a lot.

 

[GloveSlap]

I don't see it. If I had to guess, I would say he has about 2-4 years left. That body/steroids just can't be healthy at that age.

Hes honestly looked like he was 5 minutes from having a heart attack for the last 20 years so who knows.

 

[Floridian]

nope

I remember watching wwe when I was younger, and I don't remember it ever reaching down to that level.

 

[Lothar]

I remember watching wwe when I was younger, and I don't remember it ever reaching down to that level.

Oh you missed out big time. This was actually an ongoing thing.

http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Vince_McMahon's_Kiss_My_Ass_Club

Look at all these pictures, lol.

 

[Floridian]

Oh you missed out big time. This was actually an ongoing thing.

http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Vince_McMahon's_Kiss_My_Ass_Club

Look at all these pictures, lol.

Iconic tbh wow.

 

[industrian]

Don't see the point in putting so many juiced people on cover and enforcing physical standards like that.

You say that as if it's something new.

Go look at your average make-up commercial or women's magazine.

 

[yogloo]

Muscle and Fitness is basically the male douche Cosmo.

Male Douche cosmo. 😄 I'm stealing this joke. Lol

 

[DrZeus]

His father knew he always wanted to be a worker. :*)

Wrestling

Dead lol.

I'd be impressed if Steiner could count to 90.

http://youtu.be/WFoC3TR5rzI

 

[John Kowalski]

he looks it too

 

[Mr Solo Dolo]

The last time I watched Raw, Vince looked a lot like this

His head had totally shrunk.

 

[Alienous]

Oh you missed out big time. This was actually an ongoing thing.

http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Vince_McMahon's_Kiss_My_Ass_Club

Look at all these pictures, lol.

That's a father and son, btw.

For context.

 

[Dirtyshubb]

That's a father and son, btw.

For context.

Not so bad when you consider Vince wanted to do an incest storyline with Steph (His daughter) and the only reason it didn’t go ahead was because Steph said no to it.

 

[Diamond]

Aw son of a bitch

WHAT ?!?

 

[kingkitty]

That's a father and son, btw.

For context.

wasn't that by accident?

he also farted in his face too.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I don't see it. If I had to guess, I would say he has about 2-4 years left. That body/steroids just can't be healthy at that age.

At his age, they're healthier than ever. Health risks at his age come in the form of falling or physically injuring yourself. He's good to go.

 

[Rawket Lawnchair]

The irony is that he'd still look pretty good for his age in the original photo.

 

[Ovid]

Probably a little photoshoped but still impressive.

A little?

 

[SeanR1221]

Loolol

http://youtu.be/dVxVDDYwNvU

 

[FDC1]

That's what he really looks like these days:

 

[FallingEdge]

Truly a god among men.

 

[Fury451]

Hes honestly looked like he was 5 minutes from having a heart attack for the last 20 years so who knows.

Yeah, even some of the .gifs in this thread back that up.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

lol..

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Remember when HBK hit him over the head with the last muscle & fitness cover he did

Then he aimed an elbow right into the heart - ("if he has a heart, I swear to god it's black")

JR's calls made that match hilarious

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

he's always been a beast

Red steroid face makes me nervous.

 

[methane47]

Vince is the greatest Heel of all time.
that is all

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Red steroid face makes me nervous.

Red Hulk new origin story..

 

[entremet]

People do steroids. Get over it

Once you look in the research, supplemental test is very beneficial, but it suffers the same problem other drugs do, a PR boogie man campaign.

Im talking TRT levels, not bodybuilder doses.

 

[SpideySenses]

That's what he really looks like these days:

Holy mother of photoshop, that's crazy.

 

[dorikyasu]

he's always been a beast

Vince McMahon should play Red Hulk in a MCU movie!

 

[jmdajr]

sweet

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

He eats steak every day and has a history with cocaine and obviously steroids. His heart could explode at any time.

Dude is like Albert Wesker, all of his wrestlers are dropping like flies but he stays looking fit well into senior citizenship. He's obviously saving the choicest roids for himself.

 

[Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!]

Dude is like Albert Wesker, all of his wrestlers are dropping like flies but he stays looking fit well into senior citizenship. He's obviously saving the choicest roids for himself.

He knows how to keep his drug habit under control unlike all of those pushy younger generations

 

[Divius]

Him in 2006

 

[DonasaurusRex]

That's what Roids, Hair coloring, Make up and Photoshop will do to you

you see this guy when he was younger? he has always been into training , if he was roiding up that many years he'd be dead.

 

[FallingEdge]

you see this guy when he was younger? he has always been into training , if he was roiding up that many years he'd be dead.

He has been roiding since the 80s. If done properly, you aren't going to die from that.

 

[demon]

He keeps a roster of exceptionally fit guys around him, they also all have the same blood type as him

Spoiler

maybe

. Guy's don't retire anymore Vince just Jeepers Creepers them.

lol

 

[jmdajr]

He has been roiding since the 80s. If done properly, you aren't going to die from that.

And you like...actually have to workout and stuff.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

So what's the downside with a little bit of HGH at that age?

 

[DonasaurusRex]

He has been roiding since the 80s. If done properly, you aren't going to die from that.

he has clearly switched to something else , he aint takin shots in the ass.

 

[Sapiens]

Why are people so down on his health? he looks great and I'm sure he has access to the best doctors to monitor his shit. A steak a day won't kill you. Nor will roids. So many other determining factors. Of course I'm talking out of my ass but I'm just as qualified to make these assumptions as the rest of you goons.

 

[-tetsuo-]

I'd be impressed if Steiner could count to 90.

edit: can wrestleGAF please hit me with the Hunter Hearst disgusted gif plz

 

[HammerOfThor]

HAHAHA I was going to post the exact same thing.