The upkeep on dogs is a lot of work. Cats have higher ownership rates because of that.I like cats, but I'd never own one over a dog
not my mom's catDogs make better companions and are one of the only animals that can love you back.
Cats just like to be left alone and do their own thing.
not my mom's cat
he loves to cuddle with me and sleep with me <3
no way he loves meBetter be careful. There's a wives tale that cats like to suck the air out of you while your sleeping... That's how they steal your soul.
You can teach cats to use the toliet.I can teach a dog to get me a beer out of the cooler. Dog wins.
You can teach cats to use the toliet.
no way he loves me
i know that because i am a cat
You can teach cats to use the toliet.
How can you not love dogs more?
Dogs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDKDC_IUnOA
Cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3GJycgu-cs
Eh, both taste the same...
Dogs destroy cats on every level.
And I bet the average American likes JJ Trek better than previous Trek.
A dog helped take out OBL.
What did a cat do?
Huh?
HUH!?
Yeah, it isn't good for outdoor cats. There is also the problem of some people putting cats in shelters if the training fails and they don't go back to a litter box.i thought you actually WEREN'T supposed to do this.
Except for gifs. Cats win that one.Dogs destroy cats on every level.
And I bet the average American likes JJ Trek better than previous Trek.
This is why I like cats. I want a buddy who hangs out some of the time, not a child who wants constant attention.I agree. Although cats aren't too bad. My dog is like my child. I love him more than I love 99% of the people I know.
Only the elite can really appreciate cats :3 I leave dogs to the ordinary people.
Sounds like a few bad dogs. Your previous GFs should've trained them better.Dogs are a pain. My past few girlfriends have had dogs and they just got in the way constantly. They're the neediest things ever. Can't be gone from the apt for too long because of the dog. Can't spend the night at my place. Dog scratching on the door and whining while you're trying to get it on. Having to stop what you're doing every once in a while to take it outside so it can pee/poop. Then you have to pick up the warm log and dispose of it for the thing. If you take it out for a walk and it doesn't cause trouble, there's still a high chance someone else's untrained dog will fuck with your dog and cause a scene. They constantly demand attention, but are usually too big to cuddle up and sit on your lap. When they try, they pant in your face, which smells and is gross. They also have the whole "protect the owner" thing, so a lot of times they want to get between me and the girl while we're trying to chill and watch a movie or make out or whatever. All of your clothes get dog hair all over them and need to be lint brushed daily. If the dog gets too wound up, you need to tire them out by playing with them. Regardless of training, there's still a chance they'll just derp out and jump in front of a car, so they're highly susceptible to harm, making them an emotional time bomb for their owners.
and i fucking hate loud barking indoors
I didn't dislike them that much until I dated some girls who had dogs. Needless to say, it has become a factor in who I date from now on lol
If you have time to handle all ^^^that on a daily basis, more power to you.
Gimme this shit head any day:
At least it'll be apathetic enough to not constantly get in the way
Dogs don't need constant attention. As long as you're around, they're fine.This is why I like cats. I want a buddy who hangs out some of the time, not a child who wants constant attention.
The PC gaming master race knows about the superiority of ferrets to cats or dogs.
I like dogs, but I pity them. It's hard to look at them without seeing the genetic mutilation that was necessary to turn a wolf into a dog. They accept and bond human owners so wholeheartedly because that's what their biology tells them do, and most of their predatory instincts are either lost or suppressed, according to the breed.
A cat's relationship with a human is more like a social contract between equals. What a lot of people consider "selfishness" or "arrogance", I see as self respect and individuality. It's very easy to look at a cat and see the hunter it was and is, it's harder to see that in a dog.
I like dogs, but I pity them. It's hard to look at them without seeing the genetic mutilation that was necessary to turn a wolf into a dog. They accept and bond with human owners so wholeheartedly because that's what their biology tells them do, and most of their predatory instincts are either lost or suppressed, according to the breed.
A cat's relationship with a human is more like a social contract between equals. What a lot of people consider "selfishness" or "arrogance", I see as self respect and individuality. It's very easy to look at a cat and see the hunter it was and is, it's harder to see that in a dog.
This so fucking muchDogs feel like friends.
Cats feel like douchebags that are just mooching off of you.
Lol @ anyone who doesn't agree with this.Dogs destroy cats on every level.