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I saw Ben Affleck at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Wow if true. What a dick.
maybe if people sat and thought about things for more than 2 seconds before replying they wouldn't be so confused
the thread title suggests ben affleck has gotten plastic surgery.
the original post contains two pictures of ben affleck where his facial features look notably different, suggesting that the title matches the content of the photos
then there is a section of text which is very obviously a monologue from a film of some kind, and if you google like literally any of the text you'll find it's from gone girl, which is also thematically appropriate to the content of the post
i know comic book movies have rotted peoples capacity to reason through things and pay attention for more than 4 seconds without something exploding, but holy shit this isn't rocket science
Wow if true. What a dick.
am i too late to say "what?"
is there still time???
Wow if true. What a dick.
I saw Ben Affleck at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Copy pasta man.Wow if true. What a dick.
but but butmaybe if people sat and thought about things for more than 2 seconds before replying they wouldn't be so confused
the thread title suggests ben affleck has gotten plastic surgery.
the original post contains two pictures of ben affleck where his facial features look notably different, suggesting that the title matches the content of the photos
then there is a section of text which is very obviously a monologue from a film of some kind, and if you google like literally any of the text you'll find it's from gone girl, which is also thematically appropriate to the content of the post
i know comic book movies have rotted peoples capacity to reason through things and pay attention for more than 4 seconds without something exploding, but holy shit this isn't rocket science
For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole.
I sighed with relief; this was as sure a promise to seal the deal as her asking if I had a condom.
‘I think it’s a payoff to the Americans the President has always been most intent on pleasing: the richest 1%.’
‘What do you mean?’ she cooed. I noticed her nipples hardening once more. She dropped to her knees in front of me. She pushed me backwards and positioned my legs up in the air.
Her breath was hot on my ‘taint as she lifted my scrotum. ‘Yes? Yes?’
‘Don’t..Stop!!’ her contorted mouth pled from my butthole.
She sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’
I nodded eagerly.
‘I want you to wreck it.’
I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.
‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’
‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’
I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.
‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!'
maybe if people sat and thought about things for more than 2 seconds before replying they wouldn't be so confused
the thread title suggests ben affleck has gotten plastic surgery.
the original post contains two pictures of ben affleck where his facial features look notably different, suggesting that the title matches the content of the photos
then there is a section of text which is very obviously a monologue from a film of some kind, and if you google like literally any of the text you'll find it's from gone girl, which is also thematically appropriate to the content of the post
i know comic book movies have rotted peoples capacity to reason through things and pay attention for more than 4 seconds without something exploding, but holy shit this isn't rocket science
Is this what the abyss looks like ?
maybe if people sat and thought about things for more than 2 seconds before replying they wouldn't be so confused
the thread title suggests ben affleck has gotten plastic surgery.
the original post contains two pictures of ben affleck where his facial features look notably different, suggesting that the title matches the content of the photos
then there is a section of text which is very obviously a monologue from a film of some kind, and if you google like literally any of the text you'll find it's from gone girl, which is also thematically appropriate to the content of the post
i know comic book movies have rotted peoples capacity to reason through things and pay attention for more than 4 seconds without something exploding, but holy shit this isn't rocket science
My bad. It certainly never occurred to me to google lol. I never watched the movie either. Never even heard of it! Since it got spoiled, no point in watching it anymore.
I saw Ben Affleck at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Wow if true. What a dick.