Make a new twitter account
Make a new twitter account
Have sex with her.
Go back in time and make sure she doesn't know your twitter username.
Have sex with her.
make a new mom.
Get Google+
make a new mom.
This thread just got more interesting.I mean, I'm an adult living 1000 miles from her
make a new mom.
My mom started following me on twitter. How do I block her from seeing my tweets without her knowing that I'm blocking her?
Get Google+
Tell your mom your Twitter account has been hacked and that she should stop following it.
Why does that bother you?
Why does that bother you?
Tell your mom your Twitter account has been hacked and that she should stop following it.
Why does that bother you?
Indeed, follow up with making a new Twitter account for her to follow. Here are some sample tweets for you your new account:
"Reading my Bible!"
"Street lights on already? Better get home."
"Had my one glass of red wine for the day, better lay off alcohol"
"Someone propositioned me drugs in the parking lot of my school/workplace, and I declined politely"
I'm dying :lolmake a new mom.
Post links to porno vids that eerily resemble your mom. Or maybe tweet about some molestation that went on when you were younger. Either way, just post some creepy shit that'll make her choose not to read anymore.
:lol sadly this is what I would jokingly post in response to someone else making this thread