"In an attempt to follow in his deceased father's footsteps, David Jr. became an explorer. At the age of seventeen, however, he was caught in a ship wreck and washed up on shore, where he was found by Tingle. Tingle forced him to work in the Tingle Tower."
LMFAO i loved messing with Conrad, he is my top 5 favorite character in Mass Effect. Poor little guy hahahaa. Its hillarious because his misery is self induced.
On a serious note, Ethan from Heavy Rain or the chick who lost her son and follows Scott Shelby around in Heavy Rain.