shadowcomplex said:really you couldn't just google this? you had make a thread about how you can't take a shit. and i pretty sure Google would be faster
shaft said:mmarsu, what did you eat? Kebap?
Chinner said:HURR HURR DID YOU DO IT DOGGY STYLE HURR TOPICAL GAF REFERENCE HURRR
MMaRsu said:Oh my god dude it was so big and hard what a fucking log that was it's so big it didn't even flush it! Gotta try a few more times..
WorriedCitizen said:My cousin used to eat 2-3 spoons of oliv or sunflower oil in such situations. It's disgusting but it will lube your colon.
Count Dookkake said:The Count's Colonic Constipational Curative: It looses the bowels and builds character!
1) Pop a few Colon Clenz (ask for it by name).
2) Drink water throughout the day.
3) One hour of jogging. Do not expect to finish that hour. You will be greatly taxed.
4) Unload surface-breaching pyramid of shit.
GDGF said:Go to the doctor and get that shit yanked if all else fails.
I still think coffee would be the best.MMaRsu said:Bought a bunch of things.. lots of fibre products though.
What's the best type of meal in this situation? I have a pizza with chicken on it, and corns. Or a porkchop with some salad and potatoes or some spaghetti with just saus and meat?
Dastardly Jerks said:Don't push too hard though, last thing you want is a perianal haematoma.
Just coming out of one myself. They're uncomfortable as hell.
Enjoy having a fissure, it's not fun.MMaRsu said:fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
i have this big hard piece of shit in my ass, just waiting to pop out. but it won't come out?
I'm getting stomach aches, I've drank a cup of tea and gonna do some more as I read that helps. Drinking loads of water too but it just wont come out. I'm on the toilet sitting there and all I'm getting are little farts and small parts of poop.
I even canceled work tomorrow because if I don't shit this out today I'll be feeling even worse tomorrow. I can't buy a colon cleanse or anything cause we dont have that over here.
I'm feeling pretty bad and I've been going to the bathroom like 20 times in the last 24 hours but it just won't come out! Maybe it's too big for the hole? What the fuck if that shit happens?
Not a joke thread and yes I'm embarrassed.
Hell no.Snuggler said:Brute force is your only option.
Just set aside a couple hours so you can sit down on the toilet and force it out with all of your strength. Pretend it's a baby and you have to really PUSH to get it out. Don't be afraid to strain yourself as much as humanly possible.
Snuggler said:Brute force is your only option.
Just set aside a couple hours so you can sit down on the toilet and force it out with all of your strength. Pretend it's a baby and you have to really PUSH to get it out. Don't be afraid to strain yourself as much as humanly possible.